Yo yo yo, we’re back yet again to provide rankings and playoff picks for all eleven or twelve of you who are still playing fantasy football. I’d like to know why, but I’m sure it’s because something-something-sh*thole. That’s right folks, despite only having to cater to the dozen(s) of you, we still like to remain topical. Mmm, topical sh*thole, if you will. And we should.

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Normally, I wouldn’t notate the year (or would I !?), but since we’re going through a transitional phase with the years, I did want to make it clear that this particular post is only for help with your Week 16,17, and beyond (for all those weird leagues that use the NFL Playoffs) Championship match-ups. Just in case someone ends up asking us a fantasy question about your 2018 Championship games… and if that’s the case, I’m totally down, since that means you’re from the future. Which is full of robot dragons. That shoot lasers and wear tight leather while blasting Daft Punk. Pretty much the scariest environment imaginable. Anyhow, if you’re still playing Fantasy Football, that means the stakes couldn’t be higher, so yeah, let’s all have a happy holidays, but why not also have a happy championship? Yeah, I don’t really like the ending either, but whatever, we’re going to roll with it. Indiana knows what’s up, that’s how they get to most places.

Much better…

Rankings for Week 17 including our updated Staff Consensus, Player Status Updates, and an opportunity to ask those all so important roster questions to myself, MB, Zach, Kerry, and Reid in the commentary section are after the jump!

Happy New Year!

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I hope you all had a very successful Sunday and started Nick Foles and Blake Bortles. It’s about to be championship week after this terrible Monday Night game that the Falcons are going to win by multiple scores. If you didn’t make it through to a championship game this year, thank you for reading our stuff this year and we will do our best to get you all of the way next season. If you did make it through to the title game, congratulations, and let’s do work in Week 16! This will be my final Monday morning post of the 2017 season and I thank you all for reading this season and I hope you enjoyed the analysis and me sometimes trying to write funny things. Let’s go over some performances in Week 15 and look ahead to Week 16 shall we?

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Really not much to say… it’s been a long (and weird) season 2017, and if you’ve made it this far, it was on that sweet, amazing vehicle called bourbon. Or whatever alcohol of choice you enjoy. We’re almost to the championships, so here’s your updated Razzball Fantasy Football Rankings for Week 15 (STD, Half-PPR, PPR, IDP) including our updated Staff Consensus, Player Status Updates, and an opportunity to ask those all so important roster questions to myself and MB in the commentary section! Let’s get to work!

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The pit of despair known as my NFL season continued to rear its ugly head once again on Sunday and had me questioning why I don’t just stay in bed all day on Sundays. Maybe I could take my family out to lunch or help more around the house. There is an outdoor ice skating rink right by my house. I haven’t skated in years. Watching Tampa pop up on the red zone channel never does anything but make me sad and angry. Then watching players that I shouldn’t have benched go off for touchdown after touchdown after touchdown continues to take its toll. Being on the brink of elimination is a helpless feeling. Watching Kirk Cousins pull his pants down and defecate all over your two-quarterback league team is the culmination of all of my sadness.

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This week, I am a little short on time and have to start writing a lot later (by five hours) than I usually do. Instead of going game by game this week, I am going to go point by point and try to cover as many players as I can. Next week, you can look forward to the regular structure of this post. I hope that everyone had an awesome Thanksgiving free from food poisoning, political arguments, and deep-seated tension that you could cut with the knife that you buttered your Thanksgiving rolls with.

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After this Nathan Peterman performance, we are going to have a really fun special edition of the Razzblitz podcast this week with Viz and Reid joining us. Be sure to check it out, we will have it out by Wednesday at the latest. We had some really fun football on Sunday that included two overtime finishes. Let’s go ahead and kick it off with one of those now.

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