Well, here we are. It’s Week 18, which should, under normal circumstances, be pretty inconsequential for fantasy football. But, some leagues (I’ve been in one for 18 years) play through the final week of the season purely on principle, and this year there may be some leagues looking to use scoring at least for Bengals […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Weekly Rankings
Ladies and Gentlemen, IT IS CHAMPIONSHIP WEEK! If you’re here, I have to assume you’re still in the hunt, ready to take down the ‘ship in your league. Congratulations! Personally, I’m in two championships out of 11 leagues and snuck back into the Top 50 of all FanatsyPros weekly rankers last week, so all in […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Welcome to the Fantasy Playoff Semifinals! Unless you’re in a league full of absolute sadists who make you play Week 18, when half the star players in the league will be rested before the actual playoffs begin, this should be the penultimate week of the 2022 Fantasy Football season. If you’re still alive, congratulations! For […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Congratulations! Why do I say that? Because it’s Week 15 in the NFL season, and you’re reading a rankings article! That means one of three things: Your league is into its playoffs schedule, and you’re playing! Congrats! Your league is in its final Regular Season week, and you’ve got something to play for! Congrats! You’re […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Ayyo, Razzballians! How’s it going? Week 14 is here, which for many of you, is probably the final week of your fantasy football regular season. I mean, I’m in a couple of absolutely brutal leagues that only allow four teams into the playoffs, so they don’t begin until Week 16, but for many of your […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Why hello there, fellow fantasy football enthusiasts! As you can tell, I am indeed NOT a cartoon donkey, here to give you rankings advice. I’m just a dude. If you read the fantasy baseball content here at Razzball, you may know me from my world-renowned Two-Start Dive Bar column. I’ve been tapped to take over […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?This is the end of the road for me folks. On Monday, I’ll be going dark, off the grid until Christmas. But good news, my man Bobby LaMarco will be handling the weekly rankings posts for the home stretch of the regular season thru your fantasy playoffs and Bobby has been running circles around me […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?A quick recap of week 10: Did you see that Justin Jefferson catch?! Wow! That Jefferson catch was almost as good as Josh Allen was bad. Also, Justin Fields is pretty good, eh? Anyway, my team of chimps have put together another week of the most accurate 2022 weekly fantasy football rankings*. If you’re looking […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?A quick recap of week 9: I was in Vegas this week with my team of chimps. Those chimps have a serious gambling problem. It was tough watching the Bills lose to the Jets, Chip had his entire life savings on the Bills’ moneyline. Now the broke chimps are more motivated than ever to put […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?A quick recap of week 8: The NFL finally juiced the footballs! Thank goodness, our balls had been deflated for too long and needed that action. I’ve consulted my team of genius chimps and they’ve reassured me there’s more ball action coming our way in week 9. The chimps have also put together another week […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?A quick recap of week 7: Breece Hall perished, Christian McCaffrey found a new home in a MUCH better offense, and the GOATs still stink. Besides that, the Bears somehow won a game and my team of genius chimps has been busy constructing another week of the most accurate 2022 weekly fantasy football rankings*. If […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?A quick recap of week 6: Ja’Marr Chase has reclaimed his place as king of the wide receivers, Rhamondre Stevenson & Deon Jackson are the best running backs in the league, and Tyreek Hill is getting a new ping pong table for the Dolphins. And Cartoon Donkey is doing infomercials now (see above). Also, my […]
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