Gronk, my savior. My gallant knight in shining armor riding his mighty steed coming to rescue me, his distressed virgin maiden. That’s two weeks in a row now that Gronk has saved me from fantasy extinction, and I owe him my sanity for it. In all of my days, I’ve never witnessed a tight end that seemingly breaks a tackle on every single reception. Sorta like how Kanye West seemingly says something incredibly moronic every time he opens his mouth or puts on a new skirt. It’s quite incredible, really. It’s certainly within the realm of  possibility  that Gronk could have been the greatest tight end in the game’s history, if you erased all the nasty injuries that incredibly chiseled body (pause) has endured. That’s most likely not going to occur now, but as long as he’s even at 75%, he’s a top-3 tight end in football. I’ll take 100 yards and a tub each and every week from my tight end and celebrate with an O’Douls. If captain limp wrist can play like he did this past week, Gronk’s numbers should continue to ascend like Apple stock after they dropped the iPhone 6….Wait… what? Scratch that. Oh, you waited six hours in the rain for one of those? I wouldn’t wait six hours in the street for a FREE iPhone 6, let alone to have the opportunity to pay full price for one. Kudos to those of you with that kind of dedication and tenacity though. I’m thoroughly impressed…

Speaking of Gronk, every time I witness a shirtless picture of him, I get inspired to hit the gym and double up on my ExtenZe dosage. Speaking of ExtenZe, does Jimmy Johnson still endorse those? Seeing that commercial for the first time was the most shocked I’ve been since witnessing Jeff Garcia pounding out my childhood sweetheart in the shower… if it looks like a duck and smells like a duck…..by golly, Jeff Garcia lays wood like a God damned beaver. Not enough deets for ya? Okay, the story goes like this; So my beloved and her skank friend from high school are in Vegas and somehow Jeff Garcia ends up in the room on the late night and randomly says, ” Who wants to get drilled in the shower?” Surprisingly (or not surprisingly) my little angel raised her hand like a giddy 1st grader who had the answer to the addition problem on the chalk board. The rest of the party stared slack jawed in a state of awe and wonder as Garcia, a man I wasn’t even aware liked female companionship, escorted my princess into the bathroom like a pig entering the slaughterhouse. All the remaining partygoers heard for the next 35 minutes or so was what sounded like a dying wildebeest. Seriously, we almost called the police. Long story short, my little snookums got the kind of jackhammering you only see in porn, and it haunts me to this very day. I’m sure she sincerely regrets it, especially since I became a thong model for CN and a big time fantasy sports analyst. With that being said, maybe we should talk a little football. This is, Disgrace and Delight! Take heed!

 

Players Who Delighted

Andre Ellington – Let me guess: You sold low on Ellington for a combination of Terrance West and Steven Jackson… humongous mistake, dude/dudette. The rotund Jonathan Dwyer is now off the team for assaulting his forever thang, and that means Ellington will see more carries inside the 5 like he did against Denver. Also, did you happen to see Ellington sprinting away from the Broncos defense like some Klan members who mistakenly thought they were headed to a rally only to walk in to a Ghetto Boys concert? Ellington haters make me hotter than Tobasco. Trade my fantasy breakout players and Imma kick you in your a**hole. Expect more big plays next week against Washington.

Russell Wilson  Wow, I haven’t seen someone carry a team like that since Dottie Hinson starred and co-managed for the “Rockford Peaches” in A League Of Their Own. There’s no crying in fantasy football for Percy Harvin owners! Seriously though, 122 rushing yards? Any Seahawks opponent will tell you that Wilson is one the five best QB’s in the NFL, yet the haters at home keep telling me has more talent and better defense, so he’s just a game manager and not great. If you refer to single handily leading your team to victory (and covering the spread I might add) on Monday Night Football ON THE ROAD against a desperate [Jay’s Note: If by desperate, you mean terrible] football team as solid “game managing” then yeah, I totally get what you’re saying. Fun fact for you; Aaron Rodgers doesn’t win that football game if he and Wilson switched places. Another fun fact; Peyton Manning doesn’t win that game if he and Wilson switched places. He’s an amazing football player, one of the most unique in NFL history, and it’s time some of these Twitter haters showed some respect. The Elder Gods will no doubt punish the weak and feeble minded who continue on this embarrassing quest for attention. WITNESS!

Golden Tate  Anyone who witnessed the “Sports Illustrated” cover that showcased Russell Wilson’s prestigious package knows his wife wouldn’t have crept on him for a number 2 wideout. Still, the rumors were quite humorous, and I was saddened to see Tate leave Seattle. With Calvin Johnson hobbled to the point that I have no clue why he’s playing, the golden child has stepped up and excelled in his role as the number 1 receiving option. He was a fantastic play last week and should be for the next few with Calvin out. Get him in your lineups, STAT!

Branden Oliver – It only took 3 carries before I came to this conclusion: Branden Oliver is superior to Donald Brown and the Chargers wasted a bunch of money on Brown when they already had multiple running backs. Oliver has a great matchup this weekend against Oakland and I’d have to problem starting him, even if the ineffective Brown has somehow recovered from his concussion. Oliver could end up being a great story or disappearing like a fart in the wind. That is up to the Gods.

Demaryius Thomas  Over the past couple weeks, I’ve heard and seen a lot of disrespectful comments regarding the Elder God blessed D. Thomas. Like, “Tehol, should I trade Demaryius and Victor Cruz for Julian Edelman and Larry Donnell?” Or, “Tehol, the Broncos should totally let him walk. Emmanuel Sanders is already a better fit.” Hopefully these mortals were either highly intoxicated or had a learning disability and took my sage advice and went down to a street corner and paid a bum 10 bucks to b*tch slap the insanity out of them. I’d do it myself, but the higher ups at Razzball have requested that my goons and I stop threatening the readers who insult me in the comment section. Thomas seems fully recovered from the sore foot that plagued him as he just turned Antonio Cromartie into the Ja Rule of the NFL.

Eddie Lacy  Finally, this Beastmode imposter decided to show up. I’m not yet sold though, as that Vikings defense looked softer and more shrunken than my johnson after witnessing the Hope Solo nude leaks. For the sake of not wanting you to vomit at your desk during work hours I shall not post the link. AM I NOT MERCIFUL!?!? This is obviously still a positive sign for Lacy, but don’t get too excited for this week’s matchup against a tough against the run Miami team.

HopeSoloTheBodyIssue

I believe Hope giving us an idea of UW and Seahawks legend Jeremy Steven’s girth.

Ben Tate  During Cleveland’s incredible comeback this past Sunday, Ben Tate did everything his owners could ask for… other than finding pay dirt of course. But still, Tate owners have to pleased that he’s clearly the number one back for what looks like a solid Browns team. The only people who should be more bummed out than Christian Slater after he was denied entrance to even sit in the theatre at Sundance, are the Terrance West owners who are slowly realizing that Isaiah Crowell is the more talented of the backups.

DeSean Jackson – Anytime you burn what is arguably the greatest secondary of all time for 5 and 157, including the 60 yard TD thrown on a rope by Cousins, you make the Delight column. Imagine this guy in Chip Kelly’s system… Oh wait. Yea, maybe Jackson’s absence has something to do with why Riley Cooper is getting exposed for the nobody he really is. Saddened to see Djax playing for a loser, because he’s an incredible talent with Blue Ribbon bull nuts. He’s also a fantasy steal at this point. Kudos to you if you were a belieber.

Non NFL Delights

Bad Words  I’ve been eying this one “On Demand” for about a month now and finally caved last night. As I type this, I’m realizing that Jason Bateman is quite possibly the most underrated actor on the planet. Maybe it’s because he directed this one himself that made him stand out even more than usual. Hold on, I’ll be right back… sorry had to go flog the dolphin to the thought of me hosting and starring in every episode of Razzball radio. Imagine the ratings. Anyway, this film isn’t an all time great by any means but it exceeded my expectations as it was both hilarious and a little heart warming to boot. Check this one out. Beddict approved.

 

Players Who Disgraced

Montee Ball  Not only did Ball rush for a peon-like 7 yards on 6 carries, but he somehow managed to injure his groin while doing so. At least Ball owners now have the benefit of not having him lay an egg in their lineup every week. Ball has truly been one of the largest busts in all of fantasy this season and the injury certainly won’t help. Pick up Ronnie Hillman, but don’t expect much consistency. None of the other backs are worth an add, though I wouldn’t be shocked to see C.J. Anderson have a couple short TD runs.

The New York Jets – This situation is grosser than the time I had to have Sky wax my balls before a big catalogue spread in 2011. I’ve always been a huge Rex Ryan supporter… until now. There is simply no excuse for their play calling, as well as their lack of receiving playmakers on offense. How many years has the cupboard been bare at WR? Yes, Decker was a nice start to fixing that, but he’s been hampered the entire season and they have NOTHING else. Chris Ivory has looked great for the past 2 years EVERY time he’s been given a decent number of carries, yet a team that should be all about grinding out victories with a solid defense and run game doesn’t seem to want to go that direction. The play calling truly is the most sickening thing I’ve witnessed in the last five years, obviously not counting the aforementioned Hope Solo pune shots which have scarred my soul deeper than the Mariana Trench. GIVE IVORY THE effing BALL!!!!

Trent Richardson  I give up on this fantasy football version of herpes, and will no longer dignify his name by entering it anywhere near my posts going forward. DISGRACE.

Toby Gerhart – “You’re name is TOBY.” and  you’re a f*cking disgrace to white running backs everywhere.

Richardson vs.Gerhart | FindTheBest

Zac Stacy  The man they call Stacarella should maybe receive a name change to “Tinkerbella” for the dude is just not producing. Obviously the Rams were in total comeback mode last week, so the carries were limited, but Stacy has no doubt disappointed owners who drafted him in the 2nd and 3rd rounds. Hey, at least you didn’t draft Adrian Peterson in four different leagues. Things could always be worse, guys/gals. Just look at Christian Slater.

Tavon Austin  Remember how hyped draft analysts were about this Virginia Tech legend last year? Well, he’s certainly been a real spark plug for the Rams organization, hasn’t he… Oh I’m sorry. Did I say spark plug? I meant butt plug. Austin is nowhere near close to ownable in 12-team leagues, and I almost feel bad for him as the world has seemingly already forgotten him. With that being said, Austin could be a decent desperation play depending on match ups going forward, especially if you get return yards in your league. By the way, if you don’t have kick return yards in your league, you should add them next year. Listen to what I say…Or you’ll pay

Calvin Johnson  Hopefully this is the last occurrence of my favorite Johnson being in the disgrace column. There is absolutely no way he should have been on the field last week, and the injury is more than likely worse now than it ever was before. CJ should miss the next couple weeks, which is obviously a big blow to his fantasy owners. Make sure you grab Titus Young wherever you can……Wait…What??? When did that happen? Never mind.

Jermaine Gresham – Those horrific drops Gresham had against the Patriots Sunday night are even more disturbing when you think about how the Bengals drafted Gresham over both Rob Gronkowski and Jimmy Graham in the 2010 NFL Draft. I’m guessing whoever suggested that Owner/GM Mike Brown draft Gresham has long since disappeared into a dark hole, living off potato bugs and the bottles of Brown’s urine he sends down every week or so. One of the worst pass catching tight ends I’ve ever seen.

 

Thank you for joining me for another edition of Disgrace/Delight. I hope a few of you have as much fun reading these as I do writing them. As per usual your comments and questions will be answered promptly below and you are also free to hit me up on Twitter at @Tehol143. My gambling picks will be out Saturday so if you have any interest in sports betting for money or for fun be sure and check that out. Have a great rest of the week and may the Gods be with you.

  1. ashtray says:
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    You had one job, Jay!

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @ashtray: Yeah… about that. Our system apparently loaded the pre-edit version, which has been corrected. Consider it a special ‘inside the editor’s head’ tour.

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @ashtray: I knew it!! Hahaha. Glad J – bone stayed on top of it tho. He really is a legend in the game

      • Jay

        Jay says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: Only because the Elder Gods have shined something on me.

        • Tehol Beddict says:
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          @Jay: they certainly have Jay. They certainly have

  2. Zandy says:
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    std league
    dropping khiry, west or pierre for, cunningham(own stacy), DMC, Shonn (stacy fill in), CJ anderson, joseph randle, Winn, storm

    other rbs stacy, doug, rainey, ingram, AP, rainey, mckinnon
    thanks bud

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Zandy: I’d have no problem dropping for West in short term for these guys. None really have chance for much action other than Cunningham if Stacy hurt but schedule is brutal anyway. Could roll the Dice on DMC…….Anderson should be better than expected as well. But west is one I’d drop

  3. Andre says:
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    What’s good Tehol?

    12 team PPR league…Question about my starting lineup. I’m 5-0 but facing a team that’s got a shot to knock me off. Do you start Oliver instead of Stacy? Do you start ODB Jr. over Kelvin Benjamin? And do you start Jordan Reed over Donnell? Rest of my roster looks like this:

    Qb: Wilson
    Wr: Nelson
    Wr: Harvin
    Rb: Forte
    Rb: Stacy
    TE: Donnell
    Flex: Benjamin.
    K: Bailey
    Def: Philly

    Bench: ODB Jr., Reed, Fitz, Oliver, J.Gordon

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Andre: if Donald brown is out you start Oliver no question. In fact I’d say even if Brown plays I’d still start Oliver this week against the Raiders over stacy.would not bench Benjamin as he’s a target monster and has chance at td or 2 every week. I need to see Reid healthy first and Giants get a nice matchup so stick with donnell. That’s just my opinion tho. Th aka for stopping in

  4. KnileIsNotJustA... says:
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    Royal or Beckman in a PPR league.

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @KnileIsNotJustA…: extremely tough to answer this question after Beckham plays just one game. I love Becks like a son but Royal may be safer play at this point In time. We will no more in another week or so. Royal always falls off also

  5. Brian says:
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    Would you trade Ridley for J. Bell Lions schedule is super soft ROS .

    Thanks

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Brian: sure why not. Pretty similar situations and I’ve liked what I’ve seen from Ridley but Lions have nice schedule there for you so not bad move

  6. Clint says:
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    Aw, why the Hope Solo hatred, Sky? Yes, the camera may have been a TAD too close in most of them but look at the booty positives and like Russell Crowe just roll with it, shouting “Are you not entertained?!” Solo’s may not be on par w/J-Law’s or even Aubrey Plaza’s but bad camera angles happen to us all, right?

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Clint: true true. That booty was tighter than a snare drum. I think the problem people have with it is that it looked more cavernous than Joba tha Huts mouth.

  7. tk says:
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    Trade: .25 PPR

    Owen Daniels, Rashad Jennings, Corderral Patterson for
    Antonio Gates, Cruz, Asiata…

    Which side you like most ROY?

    Thanks….

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      @Clint: @tk: I like the second side more, by a little bit. Can’t really trust C-Pat right now, and you’ll be missing RJ for a few weeks. Gates and Daniels is essentially a wash in my eyes, though I could see AG slowing down as the season goes on.

      • Tehol Beddict says:
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        @Brandon: yea B – Dog, you right. Also need to see Cruz go off shortly which I think he will. So hard to figure what asiata will do so I’ve been trying to dump with no takers

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @tk: wow this is quite the interesting trade there matey. I’d say jennings amd Patterson side more intriguing but jennings will miss some time and I still like Cruz. Can u hold off a week or so depending on which side you’re on?

  8. Brandon

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    Standard league with 3 flex spots (usually Deandre Hopkins, Ellington and MFloyd/KWright alternating) where I own Charles. Give up Sankey my 5th best RB for Knile Davis? Really thinking about doing it.

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Brandon: if you don’t need Sankey I have no problem with that handcuff move. Just know Sankey will be becoming more valuable each week.

      • Brandon

        Brandon says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: I haven’t needed to start Sankey, but I do like his potential later in the year. But I think I’m doing the deal anyway. Thanks for the help

        • Tehol Beddict says:
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          @Brandon: yep solid move for you for the protection. You the man now dog

  9. dk says:
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    McCoy/Michael Floyd or Megatron/Rashad Jennings/Andre Williams

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @dk: wow. That’s crazy trade dog. It’s all on Calvin. He will miss week or 2 at least. Also have to hope carson coming back then Floyd gets major bump. I still have faith in mccoy so I’d go there but this is really tough to decipher

  10. Nick says:
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    Great articles man keep it up!

    Quick question:
    Looking to improve my rbs currently my roster is
    Rivers
    Jordy g. Tate hunter sanu
    Jamaal Ellington sproles

    Guy in league has gio Bernard giving aj injury he might see an uptick in usage.

    He’s asking for golden and Ellington for gio and decker ? I think I’m giving too much

    His team is Brady
    Patterson Crabtree hurns j. Gordon
    Gio lynch Bradshaw
    Thoughts??

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Nick: thanks bruh. If decker was good to go I’d be with it but I’m a huge ellington fan. He could be better than Bernard but you’re right with Green out Bernard should be more involved. Tough to dump Tate right now with him as Lions number 1 wideout and decker maybe hurt all year.maybe get Crabtree or patterson back and I’d be more of a fan tho there stocks are at all time low also. This is challenging. Hmmn. I think I’m ok with it but doubt it makes huge difference

  11. longbeachyo says:
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    Just got offered c. j. Spiller for ronnie Hillman… Does Hillman perform well enough to steal lead back duties the rest of the year from Ball, or do I take a chance with spiller?

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @longbeachyo: Take Spiller ASAP. Run to the computer. Thanks for stopping in. Have a great day

  12. friar says:
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    Would you recommend I trade away Torrey Smith for Larry Donnell? I don’t really need a second TE, but Torrey is infuriating to own and Donnell feels like pretty good value. 12-team, non-ppr; start 2 WR, 1 TE, and a flex (which is almost always filled by a RB for me).

    WR: Megatron (hurt), Hopkins, T. Williams, Welker, T. Smith
    TE: Olsen

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @friar: negatory mon frere . Torrey will explode at some point. Hold him

      • friar says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: Thanks! Would you guess he’ll explode in a predictable week-to-week, start him over Hopkins/Williams/Welker sort of way, or in an attention-grabbing trade-value-raising sort of way?

        The issue is that, right now, I have a hard time seeing the way in which Torrey will become useful to my team.

        • Tehol Beddict says:
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          @friar: oh I’d probably be starting him over Welker every week based on upside unless ppr. He’s so due for an 80 yard bomb it’s nuts. Either way you’ll be able to trade but just not yet.hold tight

  13. Steve Stevenson says:
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    Dynasty, std scoring, need a bye week replacement for Graham. Who’s the drop?

    Blue (I own Foster)
    Crowell (I own Tate too)
    Edelman (we start 2WR, he’s my #4 behind Dez Roddy Allen)

    Would you drop another one of those guys for one of the hot waiver picks?

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Steve Stevenson: yea no problem dropping Blue or even Crowell for a guy who’s gonna be playing. I would do so. Some like to hang on to handcuffs tho. I do not usually

  14. Sange76 says:
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    Great read as always.
    12 team .5 ppr keeper

    Solid team. 3-2 with a lot of guys banged up his week.
    Qb. Cutler and Kaep
    Wr Julio, v jax, k Benjamin, a Hawkins
    TE witten, ertz
    Def NE and Philly
    K gostowski
    My RB stable is Forte, r Jennings,zac Stacey, Jeremy Hill, Knile Davis
    Worth it to drop anyone (Knile?) for storm Johnson?
    Jennings is out, Knile now a backup on a bye, and Stacy no guarantee vs. SF….
    Or suck it up and start Stacy or j hill for this week till Jennings is healthy?
    Thanks!

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Sange76: thanks dog. I’m not exactly sure why Storm Johnson getting crazy love. The Jaguars should start Todman. I’d probably just make due with what u have which isn’t bad at all. Anyone else exciting out there?

      • Sange76 says:
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        @Tehol Beddict:
        I only wish Andre Williams was out there but he was drafted in our league. Sadly, the only rbs worth mentioning on the wire are ogbayanna, reaves, Cunningham, and Davonte freeman. Meh.
        I’ll probably hold right and work on my Jamaal Charles voodoo doll…

        • Tehol Beddict says:
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          @Sange76: sounds like the right move . I’ll keep my ear to the street

  15. TobiasFunkeAnalRapist says:
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    Is it safe to drop AP? He’s killing my bench. Thanks bruh.

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @TobiasFunkeAnalRapist: yea cuz. I dropped that sack of rhino dung like a bad bag of dope like 2 weeks ago and haven’t thought about it since

  16. Mikey says:
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    Mr Beddict,

    Wondering your thoughts on giving Lamar Miller for (the currently injured I know, but this is where you can pick someone up cheaper) to acquire Rashad Jennings. Standard League.

    Gracias.

    • LT Murray IV

      Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Mikey: oh, I’d totally do that. Knowshon is coming back so that will be a time split at best. I like the way you think, Mikey

      • Mikey says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: thanks broski. I know many in the waiver chattering classes love Dre Williams but I see a power runner that will not displace Jennings past the bye. Like the slow burn improvement of the Giants offense going forward and am not really into a Dolphins timeshare ménage a deux.

        • Tehol Beddict says:
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          @Mikey: yeo. You on top of it playboy. Kudos

  17. Dom B says:
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    Should I do this trade first my roster: QB Aaron Rodgers Russell Wilson RB Eddie lacy Doug martin Andre Ellington Fred Jackson WR kelvin Benjamin Roddy White Crabtree TY Hilton Kendall wright and this is the trade I send Russell Wilson, Doug Martin, and Roddy white and I get aj green, Reggie Bush and George winn

    • LT Murray IV

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      @Dom B: being that Green was just carted off the field I’d be a tad hesitant. no problem giving up anyone your trading considering You have Rodgers but bush and green are both hurt tho both could be fine, with Bush probably playing this week. Could be worth it I suppose as white and Martin aren’t doing anything exciting. tough questions todays but I’m ok with this as the possibility that Green is back to normal in a few weeks puts you over the top.

  18. Bean town says:
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    Hey tehol!

    This AM for the waiver rush I dropped terrance west to add Oliver – with me being a tate owner would you look to re-add west incase down the line anything happens to tate or stand pat?

    For drops candidate Odell beckham jr, jordan Matthews

    Next ; I currently have Giants D who will be in Flip Flip Flipadelphia this week

    Like any of these d/st’s better than NYG?
    * Philly D vs NYG

    * Rams D vs Niners

    * Bucs D vs Ravens

    * Titans D vs jags

    * packers D @ Miami

    Thanks man keep up the good work

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Bean town: u would hold where u are. West isn’t looking great and u good to go. I don’t like that matchup fro Giants but none of these are really standing out tho never bad idea to go against jags

  19. John Rambo Jr says:
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    I needed RB depth before M. Ball went down…I’ve been thinking of combining G. Tate and M. Wallace for a RB1.
    Thoughts on targets? Looking at Gio, Alfred Morris types. Others?

    My WR are Dez, Alshon Jeffery, Vincent Jackson and Cordarelle Patterson. Got Tate off waivers recently and Wallace while he was on a BYE.
    Stacked at WR. Figure I need to use Tates high value now to parlay some RB1/2 type players

    Thanks in advance,
    JRJ

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @John Rambo Jr: yep I’d go for bernard. I’d also take sir Alfred for that

  20. Tarman Got Him says:
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    I won William on the claim in a bunch of leagues, these are the following guys in one specific league where I have by far 2nd most points for, but am 2-3 to unlucky matchups, although I’m in 7th, 2-6 are 3-2, so no worries.

    My team is absolutely stacked

    Question is, following guys have fell through the wire.

    SHOULD I drop any of of these guys for the following:

    Drop: Forsett, Bradshaw, Joquie, Ivory,

    For

    Ingram or A Williams?

    I also own Stacy and Forte with a WR corps of Julio, Allen, Wallace, Crabtree, and Wayne, with Olsen, and Luck. Ask me how I am 2-3?

    Thanks!!!

    Oh. Do you think Stacy turns it around? I mean, he’s getting no touches a game. When guys like Murray rack up 25 touches for 150 yards and Stacy gets 9 to he’s for 55-60 yards, you have to imagine the limited touches affect him.

    And

    Ivory goes for 44 on 9. Why aren’t they fully utlilizing his talent?

    Thanks now!! Haha.

    • LT Murray IV

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      @Tarman Got Him: whaaat up playa. Dude, you’re totally stacked. No, I’d probably just hold there. I ilike Forsett but I suppose you COULD drop him for Either of those dudes, williams short term obviously. Stacy should be better as long as rams can stay closer in these games. Problem against philly was so far behind and he’s a little hampered.
      He has real tough next month schedule wise so watch out for that.

      The Ivory Sh!t is infuriating. I have no clue what they’re doing with him on offense. NO clue. he looks great yet can’t get the fukin rock. what a joke . Hopefully they start pounding him which they will if they want to, you know, win ballgames

      • Tarman Got Him says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: Thanks for the advice!! Makes sense!!

        I am 5-0 in 2 leagues, 4-1, and this team is by far my best, just bad matchups / losing by 1 PT every week haha.

        I feel the turnaround

        Thanks!!!

        • Tehol Beddict says:
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          @Tarman Got Him: it’s coming like a geyser. Championship bound

  21. H says:
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    what side ya got:

    Demeryius thomas/ nick foles/ chris johnson/ stevan ridley

    for

    tony romo/ terrence williams/ keenan allen/ montee ball

    what if delanie walker or jordan cameron was added to the romo side

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @H: d Thomas side no freaking question

  22. Aubrey Plaza's Pillow says:
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    wow, you tricked me into looking up whether or not that sociopath Titus Young Sr was really resigned by DET or not, found out his birthday and mine are almost the same. that dude would be a good Halloween costume, would scare the shit out of everyone everywhere.

      • Aubrey Plaza's Pillow says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: for those that aren’t aware of his exploits, he’s effectively a real life version of somebody acting out the role in Grand Theft Auto.

  23. Qbert says:
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    Yoooo Almighty T,

    What is it mayne? Good stuff this week.

    So with rashad jennings Doubtful this week, I picked up branden oliver. I need some start sit advice. Out of Alfred Morris, Lamar miller, Ahmad Bradshaw and Oliver, which one do I sit? Tempted to sit Morris vs zona D, but Bradshaw, while so far so good, is less of a guarantee.

    Thanks as always.

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Qbert: I hate Thursday night games so I’d probably sit Bradshaw but Morris has a bad matchup also. We don’t know if Moreno pack for sure. It’s between Morris and bradshaw. Very tough call but I’m sitting bradshaw

  24. Mike says:
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    Would u drop Crowell or McKinnon to pick up Sankey???

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Mike: yea both of them

  25. Mike says:
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    Hillman or Sankey ROS?
    10 team standard
    Thx

    • Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Mike: Sankey for sho

  26. Justin says:
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    RB situation is struggling in 10 team PPR league: Ball, Jennings, Bradshaw, Vereen

    WR are Bryant, Sanders, Colston, Wright, Wheaton

    What are your thoughts on swapping Saners and Bradshaw/Vereen for Spiller and C-Pat?

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      @Justin: risky move but

    • LT Murray IV

      Tehol Beddict says:
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      @Justin: risky move but I like to live dangerously . i don’t love that deal for you as spiller continues to underwhelm me and C pat has been worthless. i don’t think id do it if I was you.

  27. Dan says:
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    Kanye makes good music though!
    Good: I flipped Montee Ball for Matty Ice
    Also Good: Demaryius finally balled out and dropped 42 in my PPR league.
    Bad: I benched the great Greg Olsen, and as a panthers fan ill never ever forgive myself. SADFACE
    Very Bad: I started Larry Donnell and Michael Floyd who combined for like 2 points. And led to my fantasy demise. FUCKKKKKKKKKKK haha.

    So out of Andre Williams, Ben Tate, and Ahmad Bradshaw which two you starting my ninja? 1 Point ppr
    I’m thinkin williams and bradshaw…even tho I love tate

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      @Dan: He does make good music but I truly can’t stand anything that he says.

      never bench olsen. he should be a top 5 tight end this year since they have no one else to throw to.

      Williams for sure and id probably go Tate but Bradshaw is fine. I just hate thursday games so I prefer sitting my middle of the road guys. thats just me tho.

      • dan says:
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        @Tehol Beddict: Kanye is a dickhead no doubt lmao. And his last CD was pretty shit. And I just thought against the falcons horrendous defense the dude coulda at least put up like one point. Instead he got targeted ONE whole time haha. And maybe I’ll go tate, I just feel like the colts are gonna blow the ravens out on a short week. Prolly gonna be another sloppy ass game.

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          @dan: yea should be ugly game as usual. bradshaw is fine. I’m ok with dat playa.

          yea that last kanye cd made me sick. i love his old shit and when he drops a verse on someone else’s song

  28. dan says:
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    Texans*

  29. Braun Weasleys says:
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    I need your expert advice Tehol!

    In a ppr league, I need to start 2:

    Rueben Randle
    Crabtree(burned me a few times)
    Marvin jones(no aj green)
    Allen robinson
    Hawkins
    Beckam jr
    Wheaton

    Also in a 16 team league I somehow need to start one of:
    Mckinnon
    Storm Johnson(could see 10+ carries)

    Never thought id be in this situation, but here I am. Definitely Praying to the elder gods this weekend

    • LT Murray IV

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      @Braun Weasleys: I;m going with Randle for sure here against philly. Tough to go Marvin on his first week back tho i want to do so. wheaton keeps sh!tting the bet but i feel like he gonna explode soon. Id probably go randle crabtree just to keep it real with ya but all those other guys are intriguing

      • Braun Weasleys says:
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        @Tehol Beddict:

        Haha sorry I meant Sanu! Not jones my bad!

        And did you see the bottom part there about storm johnson and mckinnon?

        Thanks:)

        • LT Murray IV

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          @Braun Weasleys: Sanu for sure if green doesnt play. Id go Mckinnon over storm. my bad didnt see that

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