The men on the wire jump off tonight. Get out your big, soft, trampoliney things with the bright red bullseyes on them.
Glen Coffee: I know this is a no-brainer, but just in case you were on the fence or lost your brain in some kind of farming accident, pick him up if you still can. Gore is out for 3 weeks and even though Coffee hasn’t looked great the Niners are a run first team and Coffee will be the main back.
Brent Celek: I might have mentioned how much I hate TEs, but I’ll do it again. I hate them. There. Celek is worth dropping most of your crap-filled TEs like Shiancoe, Fasona, Miller, etc… I might even drop Zach Miller who I like a lot, but who has Kurt Russell at QB.
Vernon Davis: Ugh, another TE. Same thing with him. He has the skills, but can he keep it together? It’s a TE, take a shot.
Tashard Choice: With Jones out for a couple weeks and Barber not 100% you have to grab him. Right now he seems like the most stable back on a good rushing team.
Mike Sims-Walker: He’s the numero uno wide receiver in Jacksonville. They won’t be great, but with a bad defense and a good MJD, MSW should continue to get targets and do something with them.
Pierre Garcon: He’s had two showcase games so he’s probably gone, but if not, why are you reading this? Go get him!
Jamaal Charles: He was inactive the week before last. I’m guessing it was one of Haley’s mind games which I’m getting kinda tired of. Coach, don’t play psychologist. Larry Johnson looks washed up and Charles has the ability to at least make things happen in space.
Mewelde Moore: Willie Parker had a great game in Cincinnati, but caught the turf toe during the game. You know how bad that can be? It killed 3 men in Florida last year. Thankfully they have caught Parker’s soon enough. Mendenhall is in the dog house. Will he get out if Parker can’t go next week? Dunno, but I do know Moore will see a lot more work.
Donnie Avery: He may have been dropped, and for good reason, but Boller was looking his way and Robinson is being recycled for parts. If he throws out another suck fest he’ll be on the drop side of things next week.
Nate Washington: I like him more than Gage. He has a nose for the endzone and will be their #1 WR by the end of the year.
James Davis: I’m going to throw this old guy on the pile. I still think he’s stash-worthy. No not stache-worthy.
Belly Flop Drop:
Vincent Shiancoe: Time to give up on that idea that Favre loves TEs. I know, it hurts.
Chris Chambers: The guy is junk yard fodder.
Byron Leftwich: Well, he’s been benched so, there you go.
Chad Pennington: His shoulder was being held together by Elmers glue and a deteriorating rubber band. If he ever starts again and leads a team to a winning record I would be amazed.
Laurent Robinson: Man I really liked this guy. He looks like a real player which the Rams aren’t exactly known for having. Oh yeah, he’s done for the season if you missed it.
Marc Bulger: I doubt you had him as a backup, but if you did or do, drop him like an old shoe. Boller is better and that ain’t saying much.
Laurence Maroney: Fred Taylor looks like he is the guy and Faulk and Morris are there to thin out the production even more. Maroney can go for someone with more upside.
Antwaan Randle El: He’s just scrappy enough to have a few decent ppr games, but won’t do anything for you over the long haul. Drop him like something you don’t want anymore. Preferably in the trash can or recycling bin.
