Welcome to the third installment of what may be the strangest Fantasy Football poll to ever grace the internet. I mean, Nic Cage and John Travolta? It’s like all we do in our spare time is watch bad movies and subject you to the fallout from it. This week we decided to review two quarterbacks known well for running the ball with abandon and making their fantasy football managers extremely happy while doing so. Andrew Nordmeier expounded on the greatness that is Cam Newton. You can read his rollicking catharsis here. On the other side of the Spanish Doubloon is Mark Lee and you can read his Michael Vick sympathies here. It was originally going to be in iambic pentameter but he couldn’t find a word that rhymed with ‘supersexystudmuffin’. Let us all be thankful. With that said, it’s time to vote. The winner this week gets a handshake from Brodie in ‘Mallrats’. Google that at your own peril. Alright, good luck submitting your chads…wait, I think I should remind you of our reprise of The Next Great Fantasy Football Writer Contest that I posted about this morning. That magical link will take you to it. Or, if you have the fortitude, you can scroll down a few website inches. I know, it’s like a choose your own internet adventure!
