What will you be remembered by?  No, nobody will remember your ten Bacon Cheesy Potato Burrito night or that time you watched the extended Lord of the Rings trilogy all in one day, but if you come up with a fantasy team name that all your friends talk about over their mocha fraps it won’t matter how bad you suck, you will go down in the annals of your league’s history (no, I spelled annals right!).

Yes, Michael Vick’s canine abuse and subsequent incarceration is hilarious fodder for a team name, but here at Razzball we’re all about going that extra yard.  Yes, punning on players names is funny.  Breaston My Face is a worthwhile name, I’ll grant you, but do you really want to go through every name in the NFL and see how it might fit into a funny punned out situation? No, you have reports to write and celebrity dancing to tivo. So here at Razzball we, as usual, are going to make your life just a little bit easier with the Fantasy Football Team Names Generator.

Have you ever even thought of naming your team Feathered McNuggets or Pimply General Zods?  If you have, I bow to your greatness, but if you haven’t then you have to try the generator. You can choose from 80’s Villains to Items With Ground Meat to the ever popular Things That Sound Dirty But Are Not.  Besides making your life easier it will also give you something to do while waiting for your boss to get back from her meeting.  There are about 25 billion possible names (possibly a slight exageration) so have fun and post your favorites in the comments.  And I’m pretty sure Rudy in his infinite wisdom has inserted a variable into his Grand Champion Razzball Commenter League Super Secret Formula that takes into account team names and if you win and your team name is Favre From Retiring and the runner up’s name is Bearded Chimichangas, well, I just think it may be close.

  1. Cheese

    marcheese says:

    Pimply Manholes
    Dangling Asdrubals
    Grape Falvored Pu Pu Platters
    Ostracized Woodpeckers

    And my personal favourite,
    Peach Fuzzed Nut Sacks

  2. Doc

    Doc says:


  3. Hank

    Hank says:

    Periwinkle Sphinx Tours

  4. Dr. Phil says:

    My team name this year is Ricky THC Williams. Simple and money.

    Random Q: What round do you think Chris Henry goes in this year? What receivers are around him in value in your opinion?

  5. Doc

    Doc says:

    @Hank: I think I went on one of those!

  6. Space Cadet says:

    Rancho Cucamonga Sandanistas

  7. cleaver596 says:

    Where do you think Derrick Ward is ranked in PPR league? I have him projected for about 1100 yards with 50 Rec. and about 450 yards recieving. This sound about right?

  8. Doc

    Doc says:

    @Dr. Phil: Henry is an interesting case. It looks like he has finally put his crap behind him, but he is still the third receiver. He’s going around the 11th round right now which I think is a nice place to get him. He has the skills of a much higher pick, but he’ll have to get lucky to have the year he is capable of. Palmer wlll have to be all the way back and he’ll have to get more playing time. I like the Bengals receivers this year as a high risk, high reward kind of pick.

  9. Doc

    Doc says:

    @cleaver596: I do think that is about his ceiling on a Tampa team that doesn’t look all that great. But he will be the dump off read and should rack up receptions. I just hope they can keep him upright.

  10. The Peoples Champ

    The Peoples Champ says:

    The Jukebox Heroes have their own theme song!

    “So he started rockin’
    Ain’t never gonna stop
    Gotta keep on rockin’
    Someday hes gonna make it to the top
    And be a jukebox hero, got stars in his eyes
    Hes a jukebox hero”

    Everyone wants to make it to the top to be a Jukebox Hero!

    Another old name of mine was Midnight Riders.

    “I’m not gonna let em catch me, no
    Not gonna let them catch the midnight rider.”

    But in the end, Foreigner gets the nod over the Allman Bros.

  11. Jeff says:

    Ill-Temered Sea Bass
    Shaiv Urbush
    Gym Class Heroes
    HockeyTown 5-holes
    Ball sweat and Onions

    A few of the classics from some of my more recent leagues

  12. jolly jo says:

    Screaming Beaver traps
    Periwinkle Penal Codes
    Toledo Fluffernutters

  13. Doc

    Doc says:

    @Jeff: Hah!
    @jolly jo: and Hah!! Love Fluffernutters!!!

  14. g says:

    Vick in a Box

    One of the best from my league

  15. Doc

    Doc says:

    @g: That is Genius!!! Pure poetry!

  16. Lil Mack says:

    Dangling Penal Codes
    Off White Tribal Warlords
    Exploding Otters
    Persimmon Viet Cong

  17. Doc

    Doc says:

    @Lil Mack: Exploding Otters would be messy.

  18. Pat says:

    Catawba WampusCats
    Old & In the Way
    Victorious Secret

  19. Jeremy says:

    Hyperventilating Ham Muffins

  20. Doc

    Doc says:

    @Jeremy: nice!

  21. Jon says:

    Cash for Clunkers
    Chicks Dig the Long Ball (Baseball league)
    Galena Butchers
    Ovie is a Woman (Hockey league)

  22. tina says:

    Quarreling gesticulates…rock your face!

  23. Rick says:

    titsburg feelers
    Revis and Butthead
    Suck my Vick
    Corn on the shaub
    Somewhere over the dwayne bowe

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