What will you be remembered by? No, nobody will remember your ten Bacon Cheesy Potato Burrito night or that time you watched the extended Lord of the Rings trilogy all in one day, but if you come up with a fantasy team name that all your friends talk about over their mocha fraps it won’t matter how bad you suck, you will go down in the annals of your league’s history (no, I spelled annals right!).
Yes, Michael Vick’s canine abuse and subsequent incarceration is hilarious fodder for a team name, but here at Razzball we’re all about going that extra yard. Yes, punning on players names is funny. Breaston My Face is a worthwhile name, I’ll grant you, but do you really want to go through every name in the NFL and see how it might fit into a funny punned out situation? No, you have reports to write and celebrity dancing to tivo. So here at Razzball we, as usual, are going to make your life just a little bit easier with the Fantasy Football Team Names Generator.
Have you ever even thought of naming your team Feathered McNuggets or Pimply General Zods? If you have, I bow to your greatness, but if you haven’t then you have to try the generator. You can choose from 80’s Villains to Items With Ground Meat to the ever popular Things That Sound Dirty But Are Not. Besides making your life easier it will also give you something to do while waiting for your boss to get back from her meeting. There are about 25 billion possible names (possibly a slight exageration) so have fun and post your favorites in the comments. And I’m pretty sure Rudy in his infinite wisdom has inserted a variable into his Grand Champion Razzball Commenter League Super Secret Formula that takes into account team names and if you win and your team name is Favre From Retiring and the runner up’s name is Bearded Chimichangas, well, I just think it may be close.