Happy early Thanksgiving Razzball folks! Be grateful, it’s the only Thursday of the football season that we get THREE games. I’m thankful for the tradition as old as I can remember. What’s that, MB? All of the fantastic food and starting drinking before noon? No, I often start drinking before noon, it’s called a Bloody Mary, and it’s nutritious. I’m talking about watching the terrible-but-recently-turned-bearable franchise, the Detroit Lions start the day off and then following it with rooting against the Cowboys. You can ignore your family and their political arguments and bury yourself in the one thing that truly matters to you, making the fantasy playoffs! Before we get to the rankings, I have to make a few things clear…
Start/Sit Thanksgiving Sides:
Start: Green bean casserole.
Sit: Stuffing (It’s just over-seas0ned bread and the texture is gross).
Start: Anything with sweet potatoes.
Sit: Dinner rolls (Delicious, but unnecessary for the occasion).
Start: Cranberry sauce.
Sit: Ambrosia Salad. If you don’t know what it is, look it up.
Here’s your rankings!