Well, well, well, here we are together again. I know I had to abandon you at the end of the season last year, but I am back again and better than ever baby! I promise never to leave you again. I know you missed me more than I missed you, but that is expected.
For those of you new to The Dungeon, welcome. I am here to please and perhaps give you some insider info to help you dominate in your own leagues. My 5th Annual Black Widow League drafted last night and I sacrificed some picks for you, my Lovelies, to opt for sleepers, rookies, and those lesser named players with the hopes that I can give you first-hand information throughout the season.
Look for me every Tuesday on @Razzball to bring you lists of who to drop and who to wrap those big old meaty paws around either off the wire or through trade from that guy in your league who auto-drafted and has no idea what he is doing. You know the one, Hell, you may even BE the one. Whoever you are don’t expect me to give you well-knowns. That is too easy. As we all know, sometimes it’s those NFL virgins who really know how to perform and sometimes they can be the difference between a win and another pathetic loss.
I am happy to be back, ready with a whole new catalogue of innuendo to lay on you each week, and hopefully, as I have mentioned before, here to fulfill all of your fantasies…football-wise that is. Anything else is extra.
So, from our family to yours, keep your pants dry, your dreams wet, and remember, hugs not drugs. Best of luck in Week 1 all, and I’ll see you next Tuesday!
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