Well, well, well, here we are together again. I know I had to abandon you at the end of the season last year, but I am back again and better than ever baby! I promise never to leave you again. I know you missed me more than I missed you, but that is expected.

For those of you new to The Dungeon, welcome. I am here to please and perhaps give you some insider info to help you dominate in your own leagues. My 5th Annual Black Widow League drafted last night and I sacrificed some picks for you, my Lovelies, to opt for sleepers, rookies, and those lesser named players with the hopes that I can give you first-hand information throughout the season.

Look for me every Tuesday on @Razzball to bring you lists of who to drop and who to wrap those big old meaty paws around either off the wire or through trade from that guy in your league who auto-drafted and has no idea what he is doing. You know the one, Hell, you may even BE the one. Whoever you are don’t expect me to give you well-knowns. That is too easy. As we all know, sometimes it’s those NFL virgins who really know how to perform and sometimes they can be the difference between a win and another pathetic loss.

I am happy to be back, ready with a whole new catalogue of innuendo to lay on you each week, and hopefully, as I have mentioned before, here to fulfill all of your fantasies…football-wise that is. Anything else is extra.

So, from our family to yours, keep your pants dry, your dreams wet, and remember, hugs not drugs. Best of luck in Week 1 all, and I’ll see you next Tuesday!

 

 

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  1. Roycefreeman>>> says:
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    Just drafted, so naturally I feel the need to trade: I feel like I need to acquire a better RB. Here’s what I got

    Wr: Antonio brown/ s diggs/ d Baldwin/ a Jeffrey
    Rb: t Coleman/ r burkhead/ l Blount/ m Mack

    Thinking of sending Baldwin and Jeffrey for mccafrey?

    Thoughts?

    • Jennifer

      Jennifer says:
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      @Roycefreeman>>>: Well, if you’re familiar with me at all, you know I’m not. Jeffrey fan whatsoever. Do I think he’ll make it all season without an injury? NOPE. Baldwin also has that pesky knee injury to consider and I think even he realizes he won’t be 100% this season. I say go with your gut. Hit it.

  2. Josh says:
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    Jay, who are you taking in a half PPR league. al morris or breida? will not be starting either anyways.

    • Josh says:
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      @Josh: sorry, disregard the name drop. lol

      • Jennifer

        Jennifer says:
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        @Josh: I’m not setting you up with Jay. You e got the wrong number. Lol ;)

  3. Kevin says:
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    Thanks a lot for all time and support, Jay & Razzball team.

    You guys helped me a ton last season and I wanted to let you know you’re appreciated!

  4. AP says:
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    hi Welcome back
    I finished my 10 team, ppr, flex draft last week and am loaded at wr, but have a bunch of maybes at qb.
    I picked out of the 9 spot, and went D hop/allen…

    so please help me with RBS…need 2 and maybe flex..
    QB P Rivers
    WR D Hop/K Allen
    Flex TY/Amari/Edleman when hes back from suspension
    RB- Burkhead/J WIlliams/D lewis/T coleman/A Morris/P Barber
    TE J Reed
    D Den

    • Jennifer

      Jennifer says:
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      @AP: Assuming you can’t get some sap in your league to do a one-sided trade with you (in your favor of course) there isn’t a whole hell of a lot of RB’s left in most leagues. It seems this year’s theme was RB heavy with less emphasis on WR’s. The top adds for RB this week are Samuels, Bernard, and Montgomery. Out of those top three the only one I’d even possibly consider (after a shit ton of Patron of course) would be Samuels. Pittsburgh has Cleveland in week 1. And with Bell doing whatever the f**k Bell is doing, it could be beneficial to pick him up this week. That being said, Week 1 is always a gamble. I know it’s tempting to want to make changes immediately after drafting (Lord knows I hit the wire already) but I’d wait until next week or at least Week 3 to see what your stable can do.

      Aside from Rivers, who else do you have at QB?

  5. Quick Sycamore says:
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    I found this column to very helpful last year!

    • Jennifer

      Jennifer says:
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      @Quick Sycamore: Thanks Love! I aim to please!

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