Greetings earthlings (who are also fantasy football players),  it is me, Sky.  You might remember me from such hits as ‘Deep League Thoughts’ and ‘Under the Greydar’ from the baseball side of things here at Razzball as Oregon Nut Cups.  If you don’t, it’s because you don’t read that part of the site and I strongly suggest you do;  Grey & Rudy really know their shizz.  But I understand, baseball isn’t your passion it’s football.  For you, that pigskin is the cat’s pajamas or meow or whatever you youngins say nowadays about cats (the cat’s nyan?).  While those guys are looking at April buys and sells, you’re the one who doesn’t leave his house for three days as you comb over the draft results for each respective team, trying to get a leg up on the coming season.  I know who you are because I’ve smelled you.  You do realize the draft happens at a certain time of day, right?  You CAN take intermittent showers.  Anywho, I’m here for you, fantasy gridiron warriors as will my writing posse so feel free to go bathe yourself.  Heck, we might even wash you down with a falafel like we’re Bill O’Reilly if you’re having a hard time reaching certain places.  We like you that much which is to say, a little too much at times.

As you read this, I’m sure you’ve come to realize the great and venerable Doc is riding into the tuberculosis sunset.  As a former reader of his content, I realize I have some big cowboy boots to fill and plan to do so in a way that only a person who would call themselves Oregon Nut Cups can.  There have been great stories about him here at Razzball over the years.  I once heard he consumed the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse.  Not that that was useful in his ability to help your team win but I bring you this Braveheart quote so I can say that you have read with the Doc, NOW READ WITH ME!  Welcome to Fantasy Football 2012, y’all!

  1. Joe says:
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    A request: Tiered cheatsheets, and don’t neglect PPR.

    • Sky

      Sky says:
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      @Joe, thanks for the insight of needs!

  2. David_KOA says:
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    @Sky
    Very excited to see what you have in store for us football geeks.
    Will we be getting new daily articles like Grey and the baseball folks get?

    • Sky

      Sky says:
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      Once the season starts kicking back in, most definitely; currently working through ideas on how to get this bad boy up and running with all the good writers we still have on board. Will hopefully get the ball rolling shortly.

      • David_KOA says:
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        @Sky, What do you mean when the season starts to kick in? Fake football never takes a break. lol

        Hopefully we get an article about how to wait for QB this year or you will struggle. It is early but over at FFC the ADP board is showing you can wait till the 6th round and get you some Tony Romo or Philip Rivers. How about Matt Ryan in the 7th round. If you would like to wait even longer Big Ben coming off the board as the 14th QB in the 9th round. I like me some of that!

        • Sky

          Sky says:
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          Haha, don’t worry, we won’t neglect such things, I promise. Nor will you have to wait too long and we’ll definitely be reviewing such things to get you appropriately set up this year.

  3. Poop says:
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    Another request…please address your views on auction values of each player in your rankings.

    Thanks

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