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Welcome back to the Razzball streamer series!  Once again, we had a pretty solid Week 3, so I’ll look to keep the ball rolling into Week 4.  We have our first London game on the slate this week.  I’m always way more excited for London games during the week knowing that I can watch football at 8:30 A.M. than I am when I actually am about to… but I am going to go ahead and enjoy the prospect of watching 14ish straight hours of football. Today’s big streamer is Hunter Henry (13% owned), but even I’ll admit that this is an iffy play based on the health of Antonio Gates. But if Gates doesn’t play I expect Henry to eat… he saw his share of targets on his way to 5 catches for 76 yards against the Colts last week and New Orleans would be a great match up to continue that trend.  Philip Rivers will be attacking this weak defense through the air…

 

Collinsworth Creampie of the Week

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Last week I predicted that Collinsworth would call Dak Prescott a Hall of Famer and he blew me out of the water by comparing him to Roger Staubach.  My head almost f*cking exploded.  I’m turning my anger towards Collinsworth into a positive and we are going to have some fun with it each week.  Collinsworth’s takes include so much hyperbole and so little fact that he makes Donald Trump look like he has a doctorate in statistics.  This week I think Collinsworth’s darling will be Alex Smith.  I don’t imagine that Cris will call him a Hall of Famer, but I imagine he will say something along the lines of:

Alex Smith really is the glue that holds this Chiefs team together.  Alex doesn’t get credit for being one of the most consistent week-to-week quarterbacks that we have ever seen in this league.  And I’ll tell you what Al, I will be the least bit surprised if Alex Smith can string together some playoff wins and get the Chiefs to the Super Bowl this year.”

Now let’s get to some streamers, shall we?

 

Trevor Siemian, 21% owned  This is easy.  Trevor Siemian really got it going last week against the Bengals defense on the road.  Now he faces a weaker opponent in the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.  With Trevor steadily building a connection with Emmanuel Sanders and Demaryous Thomas I think this is a no-doubter.  Each opponent through the first three weeks have thrown at least two touchdown passes.  Last week, Semian threw for four touchdown passes and 312 yards.  I will be starting him over Jameis Winston without second thought.

Marqise Lee, 1% owned Marqise Lee has back to back weeks with five catches.  The yard totals have been mediocre but in PPR leagues, one is rarely upset with a WR3/flex option who hauls in five balls.  The Colt’s gave up over 30 points in the first two games of the season and still gave up 330 passing yards to Philip Rivers on the way to a season low of 22 points.  For at least one more week, Lee should continue to be effective and I am predicting his best 2016 game to date.

Adam Humphries, 4% owned – Humphries appeared in our waiver wire article this week, and for good reason.  Jameis Winston has been targeting Adam a lot on short and intermediate routes.  Vincent Jackson has basically been phased out of the offense.  Last week, Adam Humphries collected 100 yards on 9 catches in garbage time against the Rams.  I expect there to be a lot of garbage time against the Broncos this week as well, and the general consensus is the Broncos will try and lock down Mike Evans. (Shout out to this week’s In This League podcast episode with Howard Bender on the Mike Evans bit.)

Dwayne Washington, 31% owned Dwayne Washington and the Detroit Lions have a gravy matchup against the Bears this week.  So far, Washington has been fairly ineffective for fantasy owners but this could be his break out week.  The Bear’s front seven is still very beat up and gave up 140 rushing yards to Ezekial Elliot last week, whom up to that point had not been off to a great start in the NFL.  Another reason that I like this play, is because I think that the Lions will jump ahead pretty early and Washington will get a healthy portion of carries in the 3rd and 4th quarters.

Dallas Cowboys DST, 5% owned – The Cowboys have forced a turnover in each of their first three games and haven’t given up more than 23 points this season.  I think the 49ers match-up is a medium ceiling,low floor play if you don’t have a good defense you use on a weekly basis.

 

 

  1. Jurickson BROfar says:
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    “My head almost f*cking exploded.” I love this new segment. Keep up the great work!

    I need some help. I am 0-3 with possibly the worst luck on the planet. Last week I lost to the KC Defense and Baltimore’s Kicker for 52 points together.

    I need a RB2 and a Flex. Pick 2 between Ware, Howard and Dwayne Washington PLEASE!

    • MB

      Unbreakable MB says:
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      @Jurickson BROfar: haha thank you I’m glad you like it. I feel your pain, I have an 0-3 disaster going in one of my home leagues. I like Ware and Howard as long as Charles doesn’t play but if Charles plays, Howard and Washington. Howard should be a good play as long as the opportunities present themselves

      • Jurickson BROfar says:
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        @Unbreakable MB: I have Charles too. If he plays, do I play him or will that RBC kill me?

        • MB

          Unbreakable MB says:
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          @Jurickson BROfar: props for handcuffing.. Yuck, I don’t know man. I’d say yes just because you’d feel dumb if you left Charles on the bench and he goes off.

          • Jurickson BROfar says:
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            @Unbreakable MB: I also own Josh Gordon…. and Sammy Watkins…. why do we play this game???

            Any though to this Gordon soap opera?

            • MB

              Unbreakable MB says:
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              @Jurickson BROfar: it is what it is, your guess is as good as mine. Generally, rehab is 30 days. Plus finding a team. Plus getting in football shape. I doubt he holds any value in 2016.

  2. Nick says:
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    12 Team PPR week 4

    Play Crowell, McKinnon, or Coleman? Pick two. I want to say Crowell and McKinnon but I feel like Vikings O-line just isn’t getting it done…thoughts?

    • MB

      Unbreakable MB says:
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      @Nick: I’d go Crowell and Coleman, Carolina actually is sitting outside the top 10 in rush yds against and giving up 4.4 yds per carry. A lot of that was CJ IN WEEK ONE, but still. I expect the Falcons to get s redzone opportunity or 2 and Coleman has been flawless in those situations thus far.

  3. omar says:
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    12 team 1pt PPR. Which group would you rather have ROS:

    Forte
    Gronk
    Snead

    Le’Veon
    Eifert
    Devante Parker

    Thanks

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      Unbreakable MB says:
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      @omar: Leveon, Parker, Eifert. You consistently win 2 out of 3 in my opinion (Parker, Bell)

  4. Scott says:
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    That Prescott is YUUUUUGE.

    • MB

      Unbreakable MB says:
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      @Scott: Hahahaha, well played.

  5. John says:
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    Out of these which three would you keep as backup wr’s/occasional flex plays? Espn standard scoring league

    Travis Benjamin
    Tyrell Williams
    Jordan Matthews
    Cole Beasley
    Jamison Crowder
    Will Fuller

    My top two wr’s are obj and Jordy Nelson, but bye weeks are starting.

    • John says:
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      @John: Sorry to hit you up again, but out of these three which two would you start this week:

      Matt Forte
      Spencer Ware
      Tyrell Williams

      Thanks

      • MB

        Unbreakable MB says:
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        @John: don’t be sorry, I like answering questions. I like Forte and Ware this week. If Jamaal Charles plays I still like ware over Tyrell. Ware loses a lot of value if he plays obviously.

    • MB

      Unbreakable MB says:
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      @John: you can’t go wrong with Crowder or Fuller, But I’m such a Travis Benjamin fanatic. I think he has the highest upside and best QB to feed him. I’d keep Jordan Matthews too, he’s not a very good football player but he can put up stats.

  6. Mr. Unbreakable, 10 team standard, whose ur flex guy between:
    Travis Benjamin, WR, Chargers (vs. Saints)- projected 10 Points
    Matt Jones, RB, Redskins (vs. Browns)- projected 10 Points
    Have RB’s Le’Veon Bell & Christine Michael penciled in & WR’s Julio Jones & Brandin Cooks. Thank you, that is all… Unbreakable is an American neo-noir superhero!

    • MB

      Unbreakable MB says:
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      @madden_curser: hell mr. Madden curser. I like Travis Benjamin here. New Orleans defense couldn’t stop my local high school who still runs a wishbone

  7. David says:
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    What side of:

    $3 Devonta Freeman, $2 Isaiah Crowell, $8 devanta parker, $4 John brown
    For
    $2 Doug Martin, #$40 Thomas Rawls, $40 amari cooper

    We can keep 3 players/ year. I kept Freeman this year. Guy I’m trading has tevin Coleman and Rawls, I have Freeman and Christine Michael… Make sense for both of us to own an entire backfield? I wish I could own Atlantas backfield but guy won’t give up tevin… I’ve offered multiple times c-Mike for tevin (I think it’s fair) and get turned down.. Anyway, what do you think?

    • MB

      Unbreakable MB says:
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      @David: I like the Doug Martin side, I love Cooper to start finding the end zone. Good trade

  8. #flytheW says:
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    12 team league play Novak vs tenn. Or lambo vs new Orleans ? Thx for the kicker help !! Hey it could matter you need all the points you can get.

    • MB

      Unbreakable MB says:
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      @#flytheW: Lambo, I’m starting him in every league I dropped Aguayo in

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