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Well, based on what happened yesterday, I’m surprised the NFL was able to field two teams with no replacement players. Tonight’s match-up features a not-as-good-as-last-year-but-still-should-be-pretty-good Nick Foles leading the Eagles into the two block by two block city known as Indianapolis. Going for a 2-0 start would be ideal, but with the Giants being the Giants, the Cowboys being the Cowboys, and RG-3 being RG-3, they really don’t have to try too hard this season. 7-9 seems like a reasonable play-off record in this division. On the flip side, we’ll get to see Trent Richardson try and run with the football further than my dead grandmother could have. This proposition seems 50-50 right now. Oh, and seeing as how I was telling everyone to buy on Ahmad Bradshaw and Dwayne Allen, it would be nice if they put up a combined 809 fantasy points tonight to erase the memory that I ever touted Ryan Mathews. It’s not Sunday folks, but let’s drink anyways…

 

Drinking Game

Note: I’ll be doing PBR (classy) for the beer portion, and Jameson for the shots portion.

Take one sip of beer if…

The Eagles are on offense and the play clock somehow gets under 10 seconds.

Anytime you feel like a defender seems confused (ex. waving arms around) at the Eagles offense.

Every time Jon Gruden says something that’s complete nonsense.

Chip Kelly and Innovative are mentioned in the same sentence.

Take one shot of liquor if…

Someone mentions Peyton Manning.

It’s pointed out that Andrew Luck went to Stanford.

Someone uses Luck’s last name in a pun or play of words.

 

Totally Legitmate Game Prediction

Eagles – 1 racist wide receiver.

Colts – 1 non-functional Trent Richardson.

 

  1. drew says:
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    Should i offer my Corderelle for Keenan Allen ppr?

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @drew: Sure, I like that deal for you.

  2. Me says:
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    “Giants being the giants”?!

    Two Super Bowls the last six years. Giants being the giants would have them beating New England in another Super Bowl. Right now, they’re not the Giants. They’re actually being the Jets.

    Some respect, god d*mn it!$#%

    :)

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      I don’t think Patriots are going to get there either.

  3. Cups says:
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    12 team

    TY Hilton and Maclin or Keenan Allen?

    Thanks

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Cups: Hilton and Maclin side.

  4. Swayze says:
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    Is it wrong to cut Dwayne Allen in advance of waivers to send a message? Not one catch?????

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      It’s not wrong, but I still think there’s something there. Can’t fault him for only being targeted once. The play-calling… well, I had issues with it to be honest.

  5. hhhhhelp says:
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    doug martin/julian edelman for dez

    doug martin/colston for dez

    i think i’m off the doug martin train. i was so big on him this summer but have seen nothing, and now he’s hurt. should i wait one more week, or sell why there could still be some value left?

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      Even if he did come back and give value, I still like both these trades for you. (And I was high on him as well.)

      • hhhhhelp says:
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        @Jay: it leaves me with le’veon, montee, and toby ( i just threw up in my mouth) gerhart as my only rbs.. I just lost knowshon this week.

        i feel like i’m very deep at wr, but no big name hence why i want dez (andre johnson, keenan allen, julian, colston, terrence williams)

        i had visions of a top 10 campaign for doug. now he could be worthless pending lovie smiths gameplan thur night

        • Jay

          Jay says:
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          @hhhhhelp: yeah, gotta go for it though. And no problem.

      • hhhhhelp says:
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        btw thanks.

        • Jay

          Jay says:
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          @hhhhhelp: fwiw, I’d rather unload Colston right now, but it’s close.

  6. Khen says:
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    Reggie Bush for Torrey Smith or Reggie Bush for Mike Wallace, do you pull the trigger on either of those trades?

    Also Darren Sproles now a legit RB2?

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Khen: neither. I still see him as a flex, as he can still be hit or miss.

  7. The Harrow says:
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    standard. start 2 RB, 2 WR or TE, and 1 WR or RB.
    romo/roethlisberger
    spiller/bell (PIT)/CJ?K/ivory/hill
    dez/graham/olsen/rudolph/hawkins/wright
    drop rudolph for any of gates/quick/d.brown?

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @The Harrow: I would actually drop Roethlisberger for Gates.

      • The Harrow says:
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        @Jay: friend’s team, and he don’t truck with no lack of 2nd QB (doesn’t listen to me about that part). i probably shouldn’t have even listed QB situation.

        • The Harrow says:
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          @The Harrow: nix the double negative there, the “no” should be omitted.

  8. The Harrow says:
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    this week pre lim DEF question.
    STL (who i have, dropped BUF for this past week, didn’t go well, still won) vs DAL
    BUF vs SD
    IND @ JAX
    CLE vs BAL
    BAL @ CLE
    if none of those matchups stand out i’ll just grab BUF, since they were highly ranked last year, and so far have done better than these other ones.

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @The Harrow: As of now, the IND matchup seems logical, but I do like the CLE one too. Going CLE here.

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