superheroharbaugh

Tonight’s game features two teams going in different directions. The 49ers have won two straight, even with reports coming out that Jim Harbaugh has lost the player’s trust. I find this curious, as while his act is tiring, obtrusive, and just unnecessary (like your mother), his 41-14-1 record over the past three years seems like something he could just write on piece of paper with a sharpie and tape it on the player’s heads. Probably a reason why I’m not an NFL coach. Or a parent. Or any kind of authority figure. Colin Kaepernick is doing what he does best, and that’s be inconsistency marginal, but still providing value with his legs. And Frank Gore seems to not be getting old yet, which gives someone like me, who is one year older, hope that the best days are yet to come. (Only with the help of the magical life-garnish known as alcohol.) The Rams have lost two straight, and while Austin Davis is no Sam Bradford, we should probably realize that’s a good thing. Brian Quick has quickly become a quick target for Davis. Quickly. And Zac Stacy has not rushed for more than 71 yards in a game this season. So thanks for that. (I’m not really thankful.)

 

Drinking Game

Note: I’ll be doing Kona’s Island Lager for the beer portion, and Vodka for the shots portion.

Take one sip of beer if…

Sam Bradford is mentioned.

Mike Tirico asks a stupid question.

Kaepernicking happens.

Gruden says something that is complete nonsense.

Take one shot of liquor if…

Harbaugh makes a punchable face.

A potential move to Los Angeles is mentioned.

Harbaugh has a tantrum.

 

Totally Legitmate Game Prediction

49ers – 11.5 (The O/U for Harbaugh hissy fits.)

Rams – 27.5 (The updated O/U for Harbaugh hissy fits.)

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  1. Dom B says:
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    Who to pickup Joe Flacco, Malcolm Floyd, Andre Holmes, Derrick McFadden or keep Kendall Wright or drop both wright and Russell Wilson want to use Wilson as trade bait and have Flacco

    • Dom B says:
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      @Dom B: (Kendall Wright)

      • Dom B says:
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        @Dom B: also could pick up Ruben randle

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Dom B: I like Floyd there. I don’t like Flacco.

  2. DiRo says:
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    I need 12 points from Gore in a standard league, hopefully Harbaugh can use some of that mystical Wonder Woman power to help me out.

    Also fuck K Wright, so over that guy!

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @DiRo: Not sure it’s a power though.

  3. Sky

    Sky says:
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    Was…was that…WONDER HARBAUGH?!? *Faints*

    • J-FOH says:
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      @Sky: I think Jim Woman or Wonder Wombaugh is more fitting

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Sky: You know it.

  4. Dom B says:
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    Should I trade Russell Wilson for Snackey with Flacco on waivers

    • Dom B says:
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      @Dom B: Sankey

      • goodfold2 says:
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        @Dom B: snackey sounds better.

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Dom B: Hold.

  5. Dom B says:
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    Should I trade Russell Wilson for Snackey with Flacco the wavier wire

  6. Superfly says:
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    What running back could you get for packaging Eddie Lacey an Atone Smith trade?????? Or hold on to him for softer schedule coming up????

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Superfly: Hold for now, at least wait for one big game to regain some of that value.

  7. Make it Wayne says:
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    Howdy Jay which moves would you make for the waiver rush this week;

    QB im fine

    Here are my RB’s:: Gio bernard, ben Tate, storm johnson, ahmad Bradshaw,branden Oliver & jeremy hill.

    My WR’s:: Demaryius thomas, m Crabtree, Kelvin benjamin, cordarrelle patterson, Markus Wheaton, Odell beckham jr & Andrew Hawkins

    Only have one TE & it’s Ertz I’ll need to find one for the bye.

    D/ st: Giants

    Kicker : prater

    Moves looking to do; drop Giants D for one of these Texans D who will be on the rd in Pittsburgh , cleveland @ Jacksonville.

    Next drop Hawkins for one of these ; andre Holmes, brandon LaFell, Robert woods, Brian tyms, Davonte adams, brandon bolden james white, bernard Pierce, james starks or MJD.

    I already have an open spot using that to add a TE; here’s who I’m looking at;
    jordan Reed (week 7 vs Titans

    Jermaine gresham (week 7 @ INDY)

    Clay harbor (week 7 Vs Browns)

    Garret Graham (week 7 @ pittsburgh )

    Josh hill no Jimmy Graham (week 7 @ Detroit)

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Make it Wayne: That’s fine on the Texans D. Probably Holmes there. Leaning Reed.

      • Make it wayne says:
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        @Jay:

        Would you drop any of cordarrelle patterson or wheaton or both? They both have been on my bench, wheaton I thought would do more than what he’s been doing or would you give it a week or two ? Next two matchups for pitt; vs Texans & colts.

        W/ c patt I think AP not being there is hurting him(& the team ) c patt had a real good week 1 ; had 22 pts week 1, since then a combined 15 pts from week 2-week 6 .

        Next few games for vikes; @ buffalo, @ Tampa then hosting washington

  8. Dom B says:
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    Which D to have moving foward Bills, Bears, Texans, or Colts or Ravens

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Dom B: Colts and Ravens are very close. Probably Ravens right now.

  9. mcBlunty says:
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    been offered B Sankey would give Kendall Wright, full ppr, my current wr’s are calvin, rueben randle, mike floyd and k benjamin

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @mcBlunty: Yeah, your WR’s are okay enough to do that, if you need the running back.

  10. J-FOH says:
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    best GIF ever! he’s such a whiny little girl, like Bochy, I’m seeing a bay area theme here

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @J-FOH: I love it too.

  11. Don says:
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    10 team standard scoring.

    My Wrs: antonio brown, crabtree, hunter, patterson (clearly needing wr help)

    My Rbs: charles, ellington, bradshaw, joique bell, knile davis, jeremy hill, storm johnson

    I was just offered Jordy Nelson and doug martin for ellington and bradshaw. I definitely need a wr but dont want to give up too much of my rb depth. Which side u like better?

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Don: I think it’s pretty even. I’d go for it.

      • Don says:
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        @Jay: would u want to have sankey over martin in that deal?

  12. Trade $$$ says:
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    Who wins in this trade, Jordy Nelson or Jamaal Charles?

  13. Wacha Wacha says:
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    Whcih side do you like in a 12 team standard?

    Megatron or R White and J Bell
    Thanks!

  14. Texas pete says:
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    Come on I need SF to score points! Austin Davis is looking sharp!

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      For some reason he is. This divisional games, weird stuff happens.

  15. Dom B says:
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    Which WR to pickup Malcolm Floyd, Ruben Randle, Marques Colston, Miles Austin, Hakeem Nicks, Andre Holmes, or Kendall Wright

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Dom B: I like Floyd there, but if it’s for a bench spot, Holmes is an intriguing lottery pick.

  16. Rob says:
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    While I’m watching tonight’s MNF game, I’m wondering is brandon Lloyd worth picking up? Granted his points came on that 80 yd Td catch , just wondering because im a Crabtree owner & he’s been frustrating not just tonight but recently not saying I’d drop Crabtree for lloyd I’ll still keep Crabtree but I’m at the point where I may start a hot waiver wire WR add over crab next week at wr3 , maybe w/ Vernon back it’ll help the offense, it seems kaepernick likes going to Boldin & Vernon Davis , then he has Stevie Johnson & lloyd

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Rob: Honestly, I dislike the entire offense right now. The volume, what little there is, is being spread all over the place. I’d probably try somewhere else.

      • goodfold2 says:
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        @Jay: right now? you guys told us that way back in the preseason. (not that it takes a genius to notice when i guy rarely throws for 300 and has like 5 guys to throw to that owning any of them isn’t a great idea). Whoever runs SF ain’t too bright either, they have a run based offense, with 7 WR (doesn’t even include TE’s), while having 2 total RB, but James and that other guy were just cut preseason. gonna be a funny situation if gore/hyde get hurt. i suppose they could trade s.johnson for a backup RB, but why leave yourself in that position. it’s like having 2 total RB’s in fantasy while having 10 WR.

  17. Cole says:
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    My rb situation is bleak. I do have aj, demarius, Michael Floyd and Randal tho. What do you think of offering Randal or Floyd for Oliver? Will he have a rb 2 worthy role after Mathews returns?

    • Cole says:
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      @Cole: forset is available in a similar deal too

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Cole: I’d try it. Oliver will get still be part of the picture when Mathews returns.

  18. Mateo says:
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    Weird, maybe even a dumb question.
    Would you trade Hillman or McKinnion for Roddy White? Hillman would be first to go as I like McKinnions value ROS.
    My RBs: Forte, L. Bell, J.Bell, Hillman, McKinnion and newly added Bolden
    My WRs: J. Jones, Garçon, Wayne and R. Randle.
    Thanks for the advice!

    • Mateo says:
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      @Mateo:
      .5 PPR…forgot to add that

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Mateo: In a heartbeat.

      • Mateo says:
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        @Jay:
        Trade Hillman, hold McKinnion?

        • Jay

          Jay says:
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          @Mateo: Sure, yeah, that would be my feeling as well.

  19. Magnitude says:
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    Hey Jay, I need to add a WR to replace Cruz (not PPR). Lots of options out there, not sure which way to go:

    Wright, Floyd, Patterson, Sanu, Royal, James Jones, Hurns, Hester, Watkins, Benjamin, Austin, Cooks, John Brown, Fitzgerald, Randle

    Right now I have Hilton and Wallace starting while I wait for Megatron to come back. If you could add 2, who are your top guys?

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Magnitude: Royal is injured right now too. I like Benjamin and Cooks there. Benjamin slightly.

  20. Magnitude says:
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    Add Moreno, Chris Johnson, or Gerhart over Lamar Miller ROS? Not PPR.

      • Fantasy fred says:
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        @Jay:

        Moreno is done for the year w/ a ACL injury; news just broke

  21. Chris Hanburger Fan Club says:
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    I’ve got Palmer and Bridgewater would you drop either for Davis, Hoyer or Locker? Which 1 to start week 7? Thanks!

  22. Magnitude says:
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    Gates, Kelce or Ertz ROS? Not PPR. Thanks, man!

  23. friar says:
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    How would you rank T. Smith, Patterson, and Hopkins ROS (non-ppr), and would you trade away Cobb for any two of those WRs?

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