Tonight’s game features two teams going in different directions. The 49ers have won two straight, even with reports coming out that Jim Harbaugh has lost the player’s trust. I find this curious, as while his act is tiring, obtrusive, and just unnecessary (like your mother), his 41-14-1 record over the past three years seems like something he could just write on piece of paper with a sharpie and tape it on the player’s heads. Probably a reason why I’m not an NFL coach. Or a parent. Or any kind of authority figure. Colin Kaepernick is doing what he does best, and that’s be inconsistency marginal, but still providing value with his legs. And Frank Gore seems to not be getting old yet, which gives someone like me, who is one year older, hope that the best days are yet to come. (Only with the help of the magical life-garnish known as alcohol.) The Rams have lost two straight, and while Austin Davis is no Sam Bradford, we should probably realize that’s a good thing. Brian Quick has quickly become a quick target for Davis. Quickly. And Zac Stacy has not rushed for more than 71 yards in a game this season. So thanks for that. (I’m not really thankful.)
Note: I’ll be doing Kona’s Island Lager for the beer portion, and Vodka for the shots portion.
Take one sip of beer if…
Sam Bradford is mentioned.
Mike Tirico asks a stupid question.
Gruden says something that is complete nonsense.
Take one shot of liquor if…
Harbaugh makes a punchable face.
A potential move to Los Angeles is mentioned.
Harbaugh has a tantrum.
Totally Legitmate Game Prediction
49ers – 11.5 (The O/U for Harbaugh hissy fits.)
Rams – 27.5 (The updated O/U for Harbaugh hissy fits.)