This is the most random assortment of anything that I have ever seen…
While I would normally expect this game to be somewhat close because of the prime time slot and storied rivalry, I just remembered that Jim Haslett is still employed. So expecting this game to stay competitive, for at least one quarter, may be asking too much. Especially since Tony Romo and DeMarco Murray have lit Jerry’s world (aka his loins) on fire with staggering competency and production. Words that usually aren’t used to describe those two. Romo has 14 touchdowns and only 6 interceptions with 1,789 yards, and December is still far off. Murray became the first running back in history to start a season with seven straight 100-yard games. Washington doesn’t really even have a functional quarterback strategy at this point and are sliding in the NFC East with a 2-5 record. If this is an intentional strategy to get out of the spotlight from having a team name that’s a slur, well then, job well done.
Note: I’ll be doing Stella Artois for the beer portion, and Vodka for the shots portion.
Take one sip of beer if…
RG3’s injuries (knee or ankle) are mentioned in any context.
They show the jumbotron.
The camera shows Tony Romo sitting on the bench causally watching the jumbotron.
Colt McCoy totally whiffs on a receiver.
Jason Garrett calls a dumb toss, reverse, or draw on a 3rd-and-five or more.
Gruden says something that is complete nonsense.
Take one shot of liquor if…
Jay Gruden looks clueless as to what is going on.
Jerry Jones is seen in the booth with a surly look.
Totally Legitmate Game Prediction
Washington Football Team – LOL.
Cowboys – 45, a career low points allowed for Jim Haslett.