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After giving away a win to Peyton Manning and the Broncos last week, the Chiefs look to move to 2-1 against the Packers who are from the bay that is green. I believe that’s also the name of a Dr. Seuss poem. Or maybe I’m just a poetic person. OR MAYBE WHO CARES. Much like how I feel about this game. Sure, on paper the match-up is interesting, only because the principle cast involves guys like Jamaal Charles, Randall Cobb, Aaron Rodgers, Eddie Lacy… okay, I’m seeing a theme here. The principle cast is essentially from Milwaukee. But don’t let that dissuade you from not being entertained, we actually get another chance in our lives to see if Andy Reid will find some way to psychically eat his timeouts. I’m assuming he’s done so with the challenge flags, thinking they were ribs with ketchup on them. The game will essentially come down to how healthy Eddie Lacy and Davante Adams are, both suffering from ankle injuries this week. Both have practiced this week and are probable for tonight’s game, but if we’ve learned anything from semi-injured players miraculously being able to be suit up for their games this year, it’s that they’ll break your hearts and then punch them in the crotch. A heart-crotch punch, if you will. (See Anderson, C.J..) I’d say we’re in for an interesting game, but since it’s Monday Night Football, I’ll just say we’re in for a game. A football game, hopefully.

 

By the Numbers

Never forget.

2 – The number of touchdowns Denver scored in the last 36 seconds to win the game in Week 2 against the Chiefs.

5Chiefs turnovers against the Broncos in Week 2.

5 – Apple turnovers that Andy Reid can eat in one sitting.

18 – Consecutive home games that Aaron Rodgers has not thrown an interception.

2005 – The first overall pick this year was Alex Smith. That’s the joke.

 

Drinking Game

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Take one sip of beer if…

Jamaal Charles isn’t involved in the play but should have been.

Eddie Lacy should have gotten the ball instead of whoever did.

They show a close up of Clay Matthews hair.

Ray Lewis looks stabby during the pregame show.

Alex Smith checks down. (Take baby sips.)

There is any mention of Brett Favre.

Take one shot of liquor if…

Andy Reid calls a dumb timeout.

Mike McCarthy calls a completely stupid run play.

Chris Berman says something just completely stupid.

 

Totally Legitimate Score Prediction

When given the opportunity, I will never not use this. You have my word.

When given the opportunity, I will never not use this. You have my word.

Chiefs – Whatever, just as long as they lose.*

Packers – Whatever, just as long as they win.*

*Totally unbiased opinion of a Chargers fan.

 

 

  1. Mrs.Featherbottom says:
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    Hey Jay – Down by 11.4 pts in a non ppr. Out of these 3 who you starting: Lacy, Maclin, James Jones?

    Ta!

  2. Mrs.Featherbottom says:
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    Hail Satan!

    • Mrs.Featherbottom says:
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      @Mrs.Featherbottom: and I meant for that to be a reply to your god comment – whoops!

        • Mrs.Featherbottom says:
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          @Jay: Lacy looks a bit gimpy, but pretty impressive so far. Still need 4.9 points for the win.

          • Jay

            Jay says:
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            @Mrs.Featherbottom: Yeah, Jones looking just as good but Maclin not even targeted yet.

  3. Scooter G says:
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    Hi Jay

    I went RB heavy in the draft but now struggling a bit at WR. Could you rank my RBs for ROS value and maybe suggest who you think I should try trading?

    Any WR I should try to target?

    My RBS: Gore, Forte, CJ Anderson, J Randle, A Abdullah

    My WR: A Robinson, A Johnson, J Landry, G Tate, D Moncrief

    Thanks!

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Scooter G: Forte, Randle, ANderson, Abdullah, Gore. I might try and trade Randle for an Allen.

  4. Polesmoker says:
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    Team is now going to be 0-3. Just traded Brandin cooks for dez. Ppr league
    Qb tyrod,
    Wr watkins, Rishard Matthews, Marvin jones
    Rb latavius, lynch
    Te Gilmore
    Flex gurley
    Bench Martavis bryant, dez Bryant, Brandon coleman, rashad jennings, ertz, kaep, Andre Johnson.
    What should be my next move to get this team on a winning streak???

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Polesmoker: Just have some patience. You’ve got some guys returning that will certainly change your team.

  5. Jensen says:
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    Yo Jay,

    B. Perriman just got dropped in my keeper league. What kind of FAAB would you bid on him? Budget is $100 yearly. I have 96 currently.

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Jensen: 10 seems reasonable

  6. gmatt21 says:
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    JAY DOG,

    I HAVE BIG BEN :(

    DO i trade forsett or ivory for PEYTON? PPR

    WR: JARVIS LANDRY
    WR: ANT. BROWN
    RB: FORSETT
    RB: ABDULLAH
    FLEX: IVORY
    FLEX: BLOUNT
    BENCH:
    ALSHON JEFF
    M. WHeaton
    Reuben Randle
    Kendal wright
    i have nore bench but not worth mentioning

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @gmatt21: Are you able to stream at all? If not, Forsett for Peyton is an okay deal at this point with Alshon coming back next week.

      • gmatt21 says:
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        @Jay: what do you mean by stream

        • gmatt21 says:
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          @gmatt21: flex is W/R/TE

        • Jay

          Jay says:
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          @gmatt21: Picking up a QB from free agency each week based on matchup. Not sure on the format you’re playing, but it could help.

          • gmatt21 says:
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            @Jay: Yea ive thought about that, FORSETT is killing me though!!!! Thanks for your input

            • Jay

              Jay says:
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              @gmatt21: For what it’s worth, here’s my blurb on him from yesterday’s game: “If we didn’t already have two games to draw conclusions from, I’d say this performance was an abnormality. The Ravens threw 49 passes (compared to 18 rushing attempts) and were playing from behind for much the game until it turned into an all-out shoot-out. (If Ray Lewis was still playing, it’d be a knife-out.) But I’m concerned, the offensive line has looked pretty terrible, and while I won’t say age is a factor here, Forsett has yet to get a touchdown.”

  7. William says:
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    I have both Jonathan Stewart and Doug Martin – drop both of them for Karlos Williams and Devonte Freeman for Week 4?

    Should I hold on to both hoping they actually have better days ahead?

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @William: I think they will, but what do you have on your bench? Surely there must be some fodder to make room for those guys.

  8. William says:
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    Bench: Blount (Week 4 Bye), Matt Jones, Ronnie Hillman, Dez Bryant, and Martavis Bryant

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @William: I would honestly drop Hillman for Freeman.

  9. William says:
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    Freeman > Karlos Williams?

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @William: Freeman upcoming right now, Williams big picture… depending on Miller’s health. Just tough to gauge.

  10. William says:
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    Stewart loses touches to Cam Newton and Tolbert near the goal line. What’s his value that I’m not seeing?

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @William: he’s pretty much Chris Ivory in my opinion. RB2.

      • Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabadoo says:
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        @Jay: with much higher injury risk on stew.

  11. Wide Right says:
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    With A.Johnson’s disappearing act.. and Sammy Watkins hurt.. who should I pick up?

    Hurns or Matthews(MIA)?

    Do I drop A.Johnson? I also have Floyd with (ARZ).
    (It’s a PPR League – Start 2WR’s Plus Flex- I have Green, Tate, Watkins as well)

    Also time to drop Seferian-Jenkins for Barnidge? Clay? Cameron? (I have Rudolph as my starter right now)

  12. FrankGrimes says:
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    Lmao
    I don’t know if you make these things
    But you’re the man
    Nice work!!

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @FrankGrimes: Hey Grimey, some of them I make, some I find. Can’t take credit for the Mr. Rodgers one, but that is truly a gem.

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