So this was it. This was the night that Matt Cassel could’ve saved his starting job. Could’ve saved the Chiefs from a 1-7 start and from forcing Chiefs fans into watching the Brady Quinn era unfold before their nearly gouged out eyes. Cassel could not have asked for a better matchup to prove his mettle […]
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Hard Targets: Denarius Wants Moore Blood
November 1, 2012 | 2012 Fantasy Football, Hard Targets | 15 Commentsby: LT Murray IV
So, last week I promised a 90210 flavored post. My female readers have gone as far as to offer me fellatio to get this done and trust me, I’m working on it. Then again, offers such as fellatio, sometimes aren’t’ enough. Just look at Josh Hartnett for instance: His agent has been offering to suck […]
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RCL Football Update, Week 8
November 1, 2012 | 2012 Fantasy Football, Commenter Leagues | 3 Commentsby: VinWins
The Master Standings can be found here. You can also find a link to them if you look a little to the left under the heading Razzball Commenter Leagues. There is an explanation of the scoring at the bottom of the standings. Razzle Dazzle (Deez Razztastic Nuts) fell from the ranks of the undefeated, leaving […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Razzball Writers League: Week 9 Preview
November 1, 2012 | 2012 Fantasy Football, Razzball Writers League |by: VinWins
STANDINGS Team W-L-T Pct Pts For Streak 1. Smokin’ a Bowe 5-3-0 .625 987.22 W-2 2. Sky 5-3-0 .625 946.48 W-4 3. The Bridgeburners 5-3-0 .625 894.82 L-3 4. Reign Maker$ 5-3-0 .625 885.16 W-1 5. Multiple Scorgasms 4-4-0 .500 951.62 W-2 6. The Iron Throne 4-4-0 .500 937.92 L-2 7. JB Gilpin 4-4-0 .500 […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?First off, I’ll admit I don’t think my ranking is ground-breaking with Trent Richardson. He was already a consensus top 10 pick but while others have placed him as a low level associate, I’m moving him up the ladder and promoting him to CFO (Chief Fantasy Officer) for my company, Weekly Rankings Inc as the […]
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For a very special Halloween episode, Nick and JB switch roles while previewing week 9, with Nick making the Up and Down calls while JB gets to grill him for it.  It turns out the co-hosts actually agree on most topics, including Nick finally admitting David Wilson isn’t fantasy relevant. JB and Nick also recap the […]
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Week 9 Rush Defense: Week 9’s Two-faced Matchups
October 31, 2012 | 2012 Fantasy Football, Rush & Pass Strategy | 5 Commentsby: Loudon
The 49ers are on bye this week so that means you don’t have to worry about what running back has to face them, but you do have to worry about who will be sitting in for Frank Gore and Kendall Hunter on your fantasy teams. Two names that should be on that list are Reggie […]
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What The Deuce?!? Trade For Stewie Or Perish.
October 31, 2012 | 2012 Fantasy Football, Fantasy Football Buy/Sell | 85 Commentsby: Sky
Ok, I can already hear it. Where were you last week when Carolina said Jonathan Stewart would be getting the majority of the carries going forward? Well, first off, I was in my house streaming Helldriver while downing an IPA and clipping my toenails most likely. The second thing I was doing was looking at the matchup […]
Please, blog, may I have some more? Week 9 Pass Defense: What To Do Without The Brady Bunch
October 30, 2012 | 2012 Fantasy Football, Rush & Pass Strategy | 31 Commentsby: Loudon
No Brady or Tebow this week, how will any of our fantasy teams survive? Considering how many weapons Brady has at his disposal, having The Patriots on bye does cut the number of eligible fantasy receivers approximately in half, but there is still plenty of talent available if you look hard enough. No, I’m not […]
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There’s a Hunger Games-heightened awareness that kung-fu grips your junipers once lineups lock for the week. The endless control you once possessed within that chlorine-purified free agent pool or the comfort of a flex play switch fades into the distance then bursts into a monster truck tire downhill race of chaotic NFL RedZone quad-box onslaught. […]
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Drink Free Agent Potion #9 on the NFL Waiver Wire
October 30, 2012 | 2012 Fantasy Football, Waiver Wire | 20 Commentsby: Andrew Nordmeier
Have you looked back at your team and been a flop with picks? Have you been this way since 1996? While we may not be at 34th and Vine, it’s certainly time for a drink of FA Potion Number 9. Â Note: For those of you out east being impacted by Hurricane Sandy, we hope that […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?The Arizona Cardinals must’ve got a clean bill of health from their last visit to the clinic. So clean, they went out of there way to avoid Michael Crabtree every time he caught the ball. Michael went for 72 yards and two touchdowns on 5 receptions during a night in which I saw more fumbled […]
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