Who is that, who is that, who is that who is going to outscore the New Orleans Saints? Nobody, that is who or whom or dat; I dunno. In between commercials and The CSI Players, Drew Brees picked apart the Indianapolis Colts secondary while Peyton Manning did the same except for one errant throw that […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?The day is here. The day where football snobs like us have to listen to friends of friends or spouses of neighbors or uncles of any sort (they’re the worst) who are eating your guacamole and clogging up your toilet, pontificate on the genius of Bill Belichick and tell you that Peyton Manning’s older brother […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Hello football starved readers. Yes, we are ooohh so close to actually seeing a real NFL game. Try to savor it, because your next official one won’t be until September 9th and if my math is correct that is exactly 14 years away. I don’t think I can stand for such egregious and blatant disregard […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Sleeper Disclaimer: Although these are players that ought to be undervalued due to poor performance or injury in 2009, there might be a lot of hype swarming around them preseason. In this case the player has been “de-sleepered” and we don’t want them because our whole objective is to get undervalued players. Here at Razzball […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?The Super Bowl is near and as usual I’m ready for it way before it starts. I’ve tried my best to stay away from the hype, but it will be hard come the weekend. I really want to hear more about how Hank Baskett thinks his wife is hotter than Reggie Bush’s girlfriend. And how […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Us Razzballians thought we would set the world aflame and do what nobody has ever done in the world of football blogging; make Super Bowl predictions! Yes, I know we are stepping out on a decrepit, old, rotting bridge that could collapse at anytime, but if we make it across, we have crossed over into […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Kevin Walter did not live up to his sleeper status for 2009 so it’s time to appoint a new sleeper king of the Houston Texans’ wide receivers. And thankfully he has a much more alliterative name; Jacoby Jones or J.J. Walker Texan Receiver. Jones had 40 targets last season and he hauled in 27 of […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Yes, the Super Bowl has yet to be played, but why not start looking forward to next season? I don’t know. Well, because it’s fun, okay! But, it is early. Jesus man, let me be for once! So, yes, it’s early and a lot can change in the five years between today and next season, […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Here are my rankings for the Super Bowl peppered with some “remember me hits.” Let’s get it, as they say, on! Quarterbacks: 1. Peyton Manning: In these here playoffs the Saints have forced at least one quarterback into retirement and another possibly into hiding/retirement/24/7 news cycle. They will be coming after Peyton Manning with the […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?There are plenty of reasons to like Chris Johnson for the 2010 season, but before you go crowning his ass lets find out if we know who we think he is. Coming into the 2009 season we knew Johnson had the talent to run wild. The first time I knew CJ was a freak was […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?Yeah, I know the joke has run its course, but I’m moving forward with the theory that “Watchu Talkin’ ‘Bout Willis” is now so lame that it is super cool. So now that we have that out of the way, lets actually talk ’bout Willis and what is going to happen to him. McGahee is […]
Please, blog, may I have some more?These are the guys you wave in front of your leaguemates’ faces while you laugh and point and dance. Brett Favre: 14th QB off the board, finished 3rd — It’s hard to give props to Favre after putting us through Favre-gate, Favre-tractor gate, Favre-ChillySUV gate, and Favre-from over gate, and some other words with gate […]
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