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Welcome back to Propageddon, where I take seven of the week’s more intriguing storylines and pit them against a handful of your favorite analysts, and Donkey Teeth. They range the mundanely difficult to challengingly absurd. In that madness, there is sometimes a kernel of knowledge to be gained. Other times, I’m just trolling our writers over their least favorite players. Either way, you and I get to have some fun at their expense. I expect you to click on this post seven times since we spared you from the dreaded slideshow clickbait post. It’s only fair. 

If you want to try your own hand, the quiz is here.

  • The Razzboi’s are drinking the Eli poppin’ gin. I will admit to being the one JaMycal Hasty vote. 

 

  • There’s a clear preference for one of the big play specialists here. I do think we’re sleeping on the superior route running of Amari Cooper.

 

  • This one’s me baiting for Derek Carr hate. I snagged a few flys in my web.

 

  • The shaky rookies and Carson. Wentz did look sharper than he did in all of 2020 but the Indy OL got off to a shaky start.

 

  • The consensus here seems to be that the Tampa trio will eat into each other’s opportunities enough to hold them all back. It was scary how much HC Arthur Smith turtled up in the playcalling for Atlanta last week, however.

 

  • This is always my most vanilla prop, given the game is typically competitive. It’s hard to pluck value in this spot.