2014 In-Season Accuracy: 57.7% (31st out of 133 Experts, 61.4% Highest, 49.1% Lowest).
Week 3 Results: 57.4% (88th out of 128 Experts, 67.1% Highest, 44.3% Lowest).
I have to relay the breaking news people. The Cardinals, Bengals, Browns, Broncos, Seahawks, and Rams are missing this week. Somewhere out there, a zookeeper is shedding one tear. (Animals can be brown, so it technically works. Shut up.) But don’t worry everyone, this was supposed to happen. No search parties are necessary. Why? Two reasons– First, this was all planned, as we have reached the first bye week in the 2014 schedule, and teams need a break after just three games. (Hmmm.) Second, I can actually see Peyton Manning’s forehead from my house. So don’t worry, they’re still around, but will just be there on Sunday in spirit. I’m reading that sentence and still trying to figure out the existential meaning of it all. Life bro, it keeps on a happening. I mean, why is Grape Nuts cereal called that? It contains neither grapes, nor does it contain nuts… whoa. WHOA. Now, onto the rankings! With more bye! (That’s hot.)
Note: These STANDARD and PPR rankings are for this week’s slate of games only. These rankings are not cumulative, nor are they an indicator of any future value. They are based solely on this week’s performance in regards to fantasy football production.