Another season is upon us and the most important piece of your fantasy puzzle has yet to be decided, yes, your team name.  You may have your favorites or your inside joke name that only your incredibly dorky friends get (yes, you are the only cool one).  And that is all good, but sometimes you just need to let it all hang out and if you name your team Grizzly Camel Clutches or Mutilating Holepunchers or even Disemboweling Erector Sets then you’ve got yourself an original, possibly avant-garde team name that will blow Favre From Over, Vick In A Box or even Jason Avant-Garde out of the water and might just make you the next Rimbaud if you play your cards right.  With a name like Butchering Overboard Seamen you will have an instant advantage.

If you choose correctly your league mates just might reconsider your sanity and once you’ve got them off kilter you’ve already won the battle.  These team names are the first weapon to wield in your ascent to fantasy dominance, but use them carefully.  With this much power comes great responsibility.  And we don’t want any lawsuits.

The Fantasy Football Team Name Generator can be accessed by clicking back there a few words.   Go ahead, generate your favorites and post them in the comments.  It will make you a better human being.

  1. Doc

    Doc says:

    Sexually Confused Cinderellas!

  2. emceeperiod says:

    Plundering Ewings!!?!

  3. emceeperiod says:

    Ha, Pulverizing Fawns, YEASTY TACO SALADS. Nasty.

  4. Thunder Dan says:

    Hmm… looks like I may be rooting for the Carlsbad Van Hagars this year.

  5. Grey

    Grey says:

    Bloody Shuttlecocks? But I was told I’d only go blind.

  6. Doc

    Doc says:

    @Grey: You were misinformed!

    @emceeperiod: mmmm, yeasty taco salads.

    @Thunder Dan: I hear the Van Hagars live in those caverns now. You have to pay them a shiny nickel to get in.

  7. emceeperiod says:

    You know what else is cool to do is go to those Wu tang name generators. Google it, there’s like 3 or 4 out there. I can’t remember the best one but you’ll know it when you see it.

  8. emceeperiod says:

    My Wu name is partially formed transformah. by the way, don’t want to deflect traffic from your team name generator, so feel free to delete my posts if you want…except for the yeasty taco salads one!

  9. Doc

    Doc says:

    @emceeperiod: Ha, no worries. Love me some Wu Tang!

  10. emceeperiod says:

    Yo, there’s no link to this page from that’s probably why there’s not many comments…just from your twitter followers.

  11. will says:

    Ass Backwards Baboons

    To complete the joke, search the Internet for a picture of a baboon’s butt. You can’t make this stuff up.

  12. Austin says:

    haha love Will’s!
    I got Tempermental Penal Codes my 1st try.

  13. Steve From Florida says:


  14. sammyg says:

    Drowning Gremlins

  15. Bstoune says:

    Fantasy team names

    if you have 2 owners for one team your name could be:
    Rib Eye & steak Eye
    Chinstrap Hecklers
    Madden Mini Me’s
    The Gurulistics
    Sunday Guru’s
    Pigskin Assasin’s
    Matchup Mayham’s
    or solo
    I’m Rick James Bitch
    4th & inches
    Little thirst over here
    all about the matchup’s
    Fantasy over Reality
    or MILF= More Into League Fantasy

  16. Bstoune says:

    made them up myself but have seen a few before!!

  17. Joe M says:

    I’ve got one that I’ve used before that may work under the “Items that may include ground meat” category,

    Tumultuous Tarragons

    its often too long to show up properly on league websites so I used it only once.

  18. Dominic says:

    What bout the Megatron Johnsons

  19. Dannyboy says:

    Dixon Cider
    Mississippi Shiners
    Suck Mike Ditka
    Cow Tipping Dwarfs

  20. Lance says:

    Plundering bunnies

  21. A-Rod's Cousin says:

    Illegal Touching

  22. josh says:

    Molesting Gargamels

  23. Steve says:

    Mashed Mice
    Ill-Tempered Tribal Warlords
    Heather Grey Beaver Traps
    Festering Gremlins
    East St. Louis Pretty Boy Floyds
    Fuchsia Gorbachevs
    Defiling Sloppy Joes

    I must cease this activity.

  24. MULTIPLE SCOREGASMS or Sreaming Scoregasms
    Ya gotta enjoy a good Scream a good score and a great ‘Gasm :)

  25. Jonathan says:

    haha “Choking Sleeper Holds”…that is just awesome!

  26. jim says:


    Now I find that soooooooooooooo stupid, that its really hilarious.

    I ended up naming a team after that!

  27. jen says:

    Butte Torpedoes

  28. Robert says:

    I got Giggling Sphinx Tours on my first try. nice.

  29. SEAN says:

    Castrating Franfurters lol

  30. SEAN says:

    Castrating Frankfurters lol

  31. Doug says:

    Festering Eye Gouges
    Yeasty Holepunchers

  32. Russ says:

    Bloody Penal Codes
    Trampling Knobturners
    Bitchy Wood
    Surly Manholes

    What a great 5 minute brain break from work!

  33. Nuclear Tribal Warlords …. I love it. Ok this is going to make a killer name for my AFL supercoach team. Thanks heaps.

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