It’s about time we wipe, scrape, and any other action one does to remove dust (probably more wipe than scrape, because if you’re scraping, that’s not dust man) from the place I call home: Razzball Football. Now that we’ve finally reached our own Fantasy Football preseason schedule, we should take a short time to reflect on what was your prototypical offseason… which was basically a draft, a free agency period, and then a great NFL black hole of nothing happening that sucks space-time so hard, I sometimes think about astrophysics when jacking off. (Coincidentally, this is also how I describe the time in between Game of Thrones seasons.) In what is probably one of the biggest slogs in any sport, the NFL offseason is now behind us and we can start talking about the important things in life. Like Rankings. Draft Strategy. Team previews. Real content! And yeah, jacking off. Which is also, technically, content. Regardless, the first order of business are our Rankings and here’s how it’ll all play out, just so you plan your life accordingly! And when I say your life, I really mean my life…
July 11th – Kickers
July 12th – Defense & Special Teams
July 13th – Tight Ends
July 14th – Quarterbacks
July 17th – Wide Receivers
July 18th – Running Backs
July 19th – Top 200 Standard
July 20th – Top 200 Half-PPR
July 21st – Top 200 PPR
And don’t worry, we’ll have our usual draft content sprinkled in during this time, along with our Razzball Commenter Leagues sign-up period, projections, auction values, so stay tuned! Football… and Fantasy Football is right around the corner.
