¬†Razzball Nation! ¬†The semis are in the books, and it all comes down to the championship. ¬†Unless, of course, you lost by 10 in the Writer’s League because someone just happened to have Justin Tucker… ¬†Bitter! ¬†Public service announcement, the standings won’t be updated until the playoffs have completed, and the grand champion will be announced after Christmas, probably December 27. ¬†Yes, even Razzball gets some Holiday time off! ¬†You can still check out the full interactive 2013-2014 RCL Standings tab up under ‚ÄúLeagues‚ÄĚ that shows you¬†how you stacked up¬†against your Razzball competitors before the playoffs in your quest for an RCL title.
Razzball Writers League¬†–¬†Guru’s The Dirty Turbans vs. Reign Makers. ¬†Good job Reign Makers, you’re in the finals because of a kicker. ¬†God I hate fantasy football. ¬†Reign’s combo of Peyton and Megatron should be a great showdown vs. Brees and Marshall.
JB‚Äôs Random Commenter League¬†– Aaron’s Murder Boner¬†vs. RotoZak. ¬†Surprising it’s the 3 and 4 seeds. ¬†Both teams seem a little coddled together, so I think this will be a grinder of a finale. ¬†Mmmm, turkey grinder….
Take On Jaywrong¬†– Bob Guatemala¬†vs. Yescheese. ¬†The 1 and 2 seed, and both teams had the most points in the league this week. ¬†The right ones made it! ¬†Unlike the Writers League… Yescheese was at one point the last undefeated RCL squad, but has QB issues and Bob has Jamaal Charles. ¬†My money is on JC Superstar.
Take On Jaywrong 2¬†– Pipe Hittahs¬†vs. Mr Fantasy Football. ¬†Hey, that’s Doctor Fantasy Football to you! ¬†The Pipe Hittahs have been hot lately and the Stafford/Megatron connection – while not huge last night – I think makes them the favorite.
In-A-Gadda-Da-Wheeden¬†– King Daddy Crunch¬†vs.¬†BarkingBassetHounds. ¬†King Daddy has been hot lately, but this game looks like a coin flip for the final. ¬†Dez/McCoy vs. Megatron/… actually I’m leaning Crunch now since Brees I think gets slowed down by my Panthers and I don’t see another sure-fire stud.
Razzball Rebels¬†– Poon Jab¬†vs. Sex Cannons. ¬†Sorry Cannons, but this Super Bowl is like the undefeated Patriots v Giants. ¬†Oh wait, the Giants won that one though! ¬†It’s certainly a David versus Goliath as Poon has been killing it all year and put up a whopping 216 points last week. ¬†Any championship team with Charles is probably the favorite.
Monday Morning QB‚Äôs¬†– RBs for Sale¬†vs. Makka Pakka. ¬†RBs for Sale topped even Poon Jab with 217 points. ¬†Huge week to make this one another 3 v. 4 seed. ¬†Even with JC, I think RBSale is a draw against Makka who has Peyton, Forte and Dez. ¬†This one will be a goodun.
Rancho Rajneesh¬†– ReadOptionForDummies¬†vs. Puttin on the Fitz. ¬†At 13-1, ReadOption would probably be the RCL overall winner, but as mentioned in the past couple recaps, the 6-game playoff did not follow the RCL rules and your commish didn’t answer e-mails. ¬†ReadOption with JC had a 210 point week and the heavy favorite for the title. ¬†Sorry again man! ¬†I tried to help get it fixed in time!
Murphatron‚Äôs RCL¬†–¬†Feverish Beavers¬†vs. bhuck’s Fine Team. ¬†The other 6-team playoff snafu league, Feverish has cruised through the playoffs as the 1 seed. ¬†The Megatron/Dez combo should have them damming it up for the title belt.
The Shituation Room¬†–¬†michael’s Bold Team¬†vs. ManwichMen. ¬†Despite #1 seeding, I think I like the Manwich in this game, with Dez AJ and a bounce back for Moreno. ¬†The epic battle of the parity league where all playoff teams were 8-6.
Hernandez Hit Men¬†– scott’s Team¬†vs. Raynor Shine. ¬†Man, a lot more 3 v. 4 finals than I thought! ¬†By just under 2 points, Raynor knocked off #1 Caballo, but has to fill a Cruz hole in their line-up. ¬†That sounded wrong…
Pabst & Razz¬†– Turrible¬†vs. Gravity Well. ¬†RCL overall contender Turrible waltzed through the semis, and with a Foles/McCoy combo against a terrible Bears D in the championship week, I think Turrible is gonna win this one.
A League of RCL Thrones¬†– The Hound¬†vs.¬†B R O K E N. ¬†The Hound! ¬†I knew he would deliver here, in a shocking upset of the 12-2 CreanNCrimson’s Team. ¬†Even with JC, Crean couldn’t deliver on the one seed, and I’ll pick the Hound to dark horse his way into an 8-6 title.
RCLBBWSVU¬†– Team Vigilante¬†vs. Anal Chiropractor. ¬†The Defenstrators! ¬†C’mon guys, you let me down! ¬†Team Vigilante, you’re the last line of defense in letting this horrible atrocity of a team win a title. ¬†Luckily Vigilante has JC, so there is room for optimism that the RCLBBW league doesn’t have that god awful picture next to the Championship banner.
My Wife Frowns Upon This¬†– One I’d Willy¬†vs.¬†Big D. ¬†Willy! ¬†Nice work moving into the finals, but I narrowly give the edge to Big D for an upset. ¬†I don’t like Brees at my Panthers and liking Big D’s matchups. ¬†Should be a close one though, still cheering for ya Willy!
Cracklin‚Äô Brats RCL¬†– Planet 10¬†vs. OVER THE HILL. ¬†Planet 10 has been leading this league almost the whole year, and dropped a huge 218-burger in the semis. ¬†Looking at a Manning/JC/Bush line-up has them the clear favorites.
Bobby Boucher‚Äôs Water Bottle¬†–¬†D-Town Stompers vs. Cowtown Russellers. ¬†Shocking upset of Dougie Fresh’s Team by D-Town, but Cowtown threw up 214 points last week and is yet another team with JC. ¬†Foles/Gordon/Marshall/Moreno has them easy favorites for a league title.
The Podcast Kingdom¬†–¬†The Triple C’s¬†vs.¬†Finish Honor Faith. ¬†Very ironic matchup given these two team names… RCL frontrunner Triple C’s at 13-1 can lock up the overall crown with a win here. ¬†Finish Honor Faith must give Razzball Nation that kind of effort in order for someone else to take the crown.
Nick‚Äôs Bad JB Impersonation¬†– Blunts and Fortes¬†vs. Straight Cash Homey. ¬†Shocking final in this one. ¬†The hottest team in RCL Always Shady in PHI had their 11-game win streak snapped to pit the 3 vs. 4 seed. ¬†Cash with JC and Nick Foles looks to be the favorite.
Any Given Sunday¬†– Its a sorgi orgy¬†vs.¬†Jedi Mind Tricks. ¬†Man, yet another 3 v. 4 seed! ¬†That’s like half of the matchups! ¬†Crazy sauce. ¬†I don’t really see either team as a favorite, but since both have sexual references I’ll lean towards the orgy since there’s more things going on than only Jedi Mind Tricks’ avatar.
Booty Hunters Unlimited¬†– Suck for Luck¬†vs. Street Sweepers. ¬†Well, despite Sweepers having JC, Luck outscored them in the finals and I think can survive a JC-led team. ¬†Suck is suckin’ it up with Foles, Marshall, D-Jax and McCoy, with all of those guys in that Eagles/Bears game where the defense might as well be orange cones.
The Razzbro League¬†–¬†21 Grahams¬†vs.¬†Scotch Fueled Guru. ¬†A very even matchup, with a very fortunate series of evens landing Graham a WR combo of Edelman and Amendola for the finals coming off big games in the semis. ¬†I can’t pick a favorite one, I’ll go with Grahams since Guru is probably drunk and will play Plaxico Burress with impaired judgment.
The Shadynastys¬†– Gtoxitis¬†vs. Team Long. ¬†Gtox is the Incognito of RCL teams. ¬†You’re suspended! ¬†Haha, not really, and it took every last point from JC to make it to the finals, winning by only 4. ¬†But a combo of Flash Gordon and JC, not to mention bounce backs very likely for Vereen and Andre Johnson has Gtox a favorite and hoping the Triple C’s fall apart in their final matchup.
Razzball Experts League¬†– Rushmore Beekeepers¬†vs. Chad Scott – DLF. ¬†Huge 210 point week from Chad, who with JC has Flash Gordon ready to go off in the finals. ¬†Rushmore has been the team to beat all year though, in what should be a great finish to the perts league.
One More RCL¬†– Kobayashi Maru¬†vs. Da Bears. ¬†This one is looking like a pretty big favorite for Maru, fielding Green Dez and Moreno while Da Bears has Lamar Miller, Todman, and Greg Jennings in their line-up. ¬†Worked last week though!
Shoot your RCL smack talk below and thanks again for joining the RCL Football Leagues this year. Good luck in your championship!