Welcome back to the best Razzball Football RCL and RazzDP update around. I know, I know, it’s the only one… and that’s why it’s the best! After a little mini-vacation by me (I was sick last week), I have returned to fill you in with what is going on. I have a confession to make. I am having some serious Fantasy Baseball withdrawal right now. Anyone else with me? In the past, football provided the methadone I needed to hold me off til spring, but it’s just not cutting it this year. To kill time, I’ve been buried in Netflix catching up on some series (Narcos!) and watching movies I normally would pay no attention too. I came across Europa Report and The Iceman, and was pleasantly surprised. One is a great space flick, shot very well, that gives you that uneasiness, and the other is a true story about a mob hit man played by the always creepy Michael Shannon. Both these flicks are thumb uppers for me. Hey wait, enough about Netflix, this is suppose to be about football…
Well, I have been all over Eric Ebron since opening day, and am now seeing the love for him in other circles, but that isn’t worth talking about. What I think is worth talking about is stashing now for late season opportunities. One thing I always try to do is identify guys that will get reps at the end because of either injury or audition, it’s all the same to me. A guy like Javorius Allen could get longer looks as the season goes on, as the Ravens stink and Forsett is 30. Why isn’t the PT Cruiser getting signed anywhere? If you’re not good enough for the Niners and Texans, then you must have something seriously wrong with you. I like the new hot ticket Antonio Andrews too, but that is old news by now. Damn, this is frustrating. You know what would help us right now? The return of the Handcuff Report. Damn Jay, you need to assign that out to someone for next year.
RCL Top 10
|Rank||Team||League||RCL Points||League Index|
|1||My Stashs Got Stashs||Take on the Jaywrong 5||4578.1||101.9|
|2||Pops’s Team||Hyrule Heroes||4540.6||101.9|
|3||Brahma Bulls||Elder Gods Only||4529.1||101.2|
|4||Yapping Yorkies||Jennifer’s Ball Breaker League||4524.7||99.7|
|5||The Handsome Lads||Jennifer’s Black Widow League||4494.0||101.4|
|6||Bolting to LaLaLand||Take on the Jaywrong 1||4424.9||100.7|
|7||Ditka’s ‘Stache||Mike Razzball||4149.9||96.4|
|8||Judith Light||Take on the Jaywrong 6||4025.1||99.8|
|9||Athletic Supporter||Straight Outta Razzball||4008.9||100.3|
|10||Jerry’s Grand Team||Newfound Flagitious Life RCL||4007.4||101.3|
RazzDP Top 10
|Rank||Team||League||RCL Points||League Index|
|2||Ha-Ha Fireworks||Take on the Jaywrong 4 IDP||4409.7||100.9|
|4||Exotic Blitz & Chitz||RazzDParino||4279.6||98.8|
|5||Hadens Grocery Cart||RazzDP 1||4238.8||97.8|
|6||Mister Bulldops||RazzDP 1||4218.5||97.8|
|8||You Down With IDP?||RazzDP Your Face||3867.1||102.1|
|9||Defense Wins Titles||Take on the Jaywrong 4 IDP||3850.0||100.9|
|10||Jay – Razzball||Take on the Jaywrong 4 IDP||3771.3||100.9|
- In the RCL standings, we have seven undefeated teams left, which by my count, is seven too many. Sorry, I’m just jelly because I’m nowhere near this kind of awesome. The Yapping Yorkies are the highest scoring team (points), but is getting edged out by My Stashs Got Stashs because of the all-important league index. In case you folks were wondering, the index tells us how hard and active your league is. Hehe that’s sounds funny. It’s good to see Jay’s favorite team is still hanging up top, Bolting to LaLaLand, or as Jay like to call them team: JUDAS! What’s the over under of one of these teams losing this week? I’m gonna say three, how about you?
- In the RazzDP’s we only have one undefeated team. Infernos Curse has really put on a display of balance with their team. Solid top to bottom. I’m really mad at myself here. This is the league I run that I missed the draft. Forever, or at least til the end, I shame myself for this error. We have three from the RazzDParino, three from Jay’s league, two from Kevin’s and one from Tehol’s. Wait dummy, you left one out. Yes, I did. The highest index league has one team… one f*cking team! I tip my cap to my second league RazzDP, Your Face… they have really brought it hard. We have a lot of high scoring teams in that league and it’s a dog fight week in and week out . If this was college football, this would be the SEC. Hey Jack, you shouldn’t talk yourself up or your own leagues. I know, but it’s my column and I want to give some love to the baddest IDP league around. Great year so far IDP peeps. I actually hope everyone is enjoying the RazzDP’s. Are you?
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