So I’m back up in the game
Running things to keep my swing
Letting all the people know
That I’m back to run the show

The return of the Mack Me! I actually don’t really run anything here, hell not even in my own house, but in my car, I’m the boss! We all need theme music when we walk in a room, I would like to say mine is “Return of the Mack”, but I ain’t that cool. It would probably be more like this jam. Okay, that is a cool jam too, but the title says a lot about me. Speaking of jams, has anyone heard the new Logic album? It’s not as good as his last album, but has some damn good cuts on it like this one. What’s that? You never heard his last album? Well here is my favorite cut. If this is all too much for you, or you need me to rewind even further back, and maybe you are a fan of 90’s era rap, then check this one out. *counts hyper-links* Okay, I think I have reached my “Jay hates all my hyperlinks” threshold. Speaking of Jay, how ’bout them Chargers. Low blow jack-a**. Yes, that is me talking to myself but my other personality doesn’t see it that way. Sorry, Jay, better luck next year! Wait, I’m here to do an update. Let’s get to it… I know you all like that I talk about you.

 

RCL TOP 10

Rank Team League  RCL Points  League Index
1  Pops’s Team  Hyrule Heroes  6508.4  102
2  Brahma Bulls  Elder Gods Only  6454.8  101.2
3  Yapping Yorkies  Jennifer’s Ball Breaker League  6333.7  98.7
4  My Stashs Got Stashs  Take on the Jaywrong 5  6059.8  102.2
5  Athletic Supporter  Straight Outta Razzball  5986.8  101
6  Dillon Panthers  Razzball Writers League  5906.3  101.2
7  Hoser  Razzball – Max  5896.5  101.4
8  Bolting to LaLaLand  Take on the Jaywrong 1  5852.8  101.4
9  The Handsome Lads  Jennifer’s Black Widow League  5837.9  100.6
10  Ozamataz Buckshank  Grimey!  5782.5  99.7

 

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RazzDP TOP 10

Rank Team League  RCL Points  League Index
1  Infernos Curse  RazzDParino  6876.1  99.2
2  Exotic Blitz & Chitz  RazzDParino  6383.6  99.2
3  Hadens Grocery Cart  RazzDP 1  6162.3  97.1
4  Me  Beddict’s Banditos  5843.3  99.8
5  Kanye4President  RazzDP 1  5501.4  97.1
6  IDPlease Help Me  Take on the Jaywrong 4 IDP  5461.7  101.5
7  Ha-Ha Fireworks  Take on the Jaywrong 4 IDP  5453.9  101.5
8  Sofa King Good  Take on the Jaywrong 4 IDP  5401.2  101.5
9  Jay – Razzball  Take on the Jaywrong 4 IDP  5270.1  101.5
10  TecmoBallz  RazzDP Your Face  5250.2  102.4
  • And then there were three. Two weeks ago we had eight undefeated teams and now we are down to three, our top-three. Great job guys… or girls, I never know since none of you come in here to verify. I know pops from the site, and I assume anyone in Tehol’s league is not a woman, but the Yapping Yorkies? In Jen’s league? Too close to call the gender here. My Stashs Got Stashs is the highest scoring team on the year and his league, Take on the Jay Wrong 5, is the highest index league in all of Razzland. Good to see one of writers, Dillon Panthers, get some top-ten love even though I have no idea what writer that is. Seriously, who is that?
  • On the IDP side, we have one undefeated team (Infernos Curse) blazing through the RazzDParino, with the second place team in his own league right on his tail. The playoffs are shaping up to be quite a battle in there. At first I thought it was crazy we had four teams from Jay’s league in the top ten, but after seeing they are all an impressive 7-3 I get it, and by get it feel jealous as my IDP teams have nose dived. Damn, IDP playoffs are going to be the shizz-nizzle. Wait, did I just shizz-nizzle? Must be that spicy bold ramen I had for lunch today. As always, I have to throw out some love for my RazzDP Your Face league. Highest index of all and a f***ing dogfight every week. Well played boys. I won’t be here next week for the update being it’s Thanksgiving and I will not be around. I hope you all have a great drunken Wednesday, a well-fed Thursday, and a Friday away from sales.

 

 

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    • J-FOH says:
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      @Ralph Lifshitz: did I miss something there with your usual non sense? You were particularly not getting it. Maybe your delusions got dicey?

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