Welcome to the first RCL update of the year! Please come in, say hello, have some of the complimentary beverages, and peep at how you stack up against the competition. I’ll be your host this season, as I have just finished up on the baseball side. In case you don’t know me, my name is Jack, I’m a Virgo, I like short walks to the fridge and women that aren’t afraid to order take-out if they can’t cook. This year we have a new addition to the RCL Update, the RazzDP’s. Razzballs first ever IDP leagues. [Jay’s Note: I want to thank everyone who decided to join this new format!] After a successful beta last year, we decided to expand the leagues, up the scoring and really people, we have one of the best IDP writers in the game and it would be a waste to not take him on at his own game. I have been a huge fan of the format for a long time and together with Kevin founded these leagues to make it more fun for you. One thing I have always loved about Razzball is how much we interact with our readers. I can’t think of another fantasy site on the net that interacts so well with their community. As a former commenter-turned-writer, I have an extra special passion for this place I like to call home. I’ll also be available in here to answer any football related questions (I actually started writing on the football side first) or if needed, some TV or music suggestions. I hope everyone is having a great year so far and I look forward to all your comments. Now on to the ranks…

RCL Top-10

Rank Team League RCL Points Points Scored League Index
 1 Brahma Bulls Elder Gods Only 2007.2 469.8 101.9
 2 Bolting to LaLaLand Take on the Jaywrong 1 1986.9 455.6 101.6
 3 kumamoto expungers Newfound Flagitious Life RCL 1960.3 416.2 102.3
 4 Judith Light Take on the Jaywrong 6 1956.1 444.4 100.6
 5 KeepCalmAndMarshawn Sky Sperlling League 1955.0 453.0 100.1
 6 So I Don’t Get FIned Razzball The Football League 1950.2 462.9 99.3
 7 The Handsome Lads Jennifer’s Black Widow League 1945.0 423.8 101.1
 8 Pops’s Team Hyrule Heroes 1944.0 417.2 101.4
 9 Yapping Yorkies Jennifer’s Ball Breaker League 1942.6 452.4 99.5
 10 InstaGraham Take on the Jaywrong 5 1940.1 413.3 101.4

 

RCL and RazzDP Master Standings

Both list are combined into one. The RCL leagues are at the top and the RazzDP’s are at the bottom. Yes that means you have to scroll down. (Or there’s a neato link at the top of the standings page or you can click here to go straight to the IDP rankings.) Before I start going gaga over our first top-ten, I want thank all the players that signed up this year. Thanks guys… and girls. Lots of writers leagues represented here today. Why did I know that a Tehol league member would be the top dog after three weeks? I’m thinking there is some weird sexual conspiracy going on here. Congrats BB for being the man… or woman… for now. Big shocker, there is a bolts fan in one of Jay’s league. Is this a friends league Jay? [Jay’s Note: HE WANTS TO MOVE THEM TO L.A.. TRAITOR!] I hope I’m not the only one chuckling over the team name Judith Light. I might have to counter that with a Catherine Helmond team name. Bravo Judith… bravo. The KeepCalmAndMarshawn team remind of this recent Marshawn clip. Now, I want to put it out there, I’m not big a fan of the show. I rarely watch it and I just happened to catch that clip and was amused. Just typing Yapping Yorkies makes my head hurt. Anythehoo, at this point I’m just commenting on team names. Hey it’s early and I’m just jelly I’m not on the list.

RDP Top-10

Rank Team League RCL Points Points Scored League Index
1  Ha-Ha Fireworks  Take on the Jaywrong 4 IDP 2196.1 602.6 101.5
2  Jack’s Team  RazzDP Your Face 2181.8 628.1 101.9
3  Eliminators 4 RCLIDP  Take on the Jaywrong 4 IDP 2139.4 545.8 101.5
4  Infernos Curse  RazzDParino 2071.7 569.7 98.9
5  Hadens Grocery Cart  RazzDP 1 2063.7 578.5 97.0
6  Miller Time  Beddict’s Banditos 2057.6 508.3 100.6
7  Hannover Hotspurs  RazzDP 1 2057.0 570.6 97.0
8  Exotic Blitz & Chitz  RazzDParino 2043.7 540.4 98.9
9  exes and ohs  RazzDP 1 2032.6 544.5 97.0
10  Jack’s Nifty Team  RazzDParino 2025.4 520.9 98.9

If you are here then I suggest doing a screen shot, printing it out and putting it on your fridge. This is history MI AMIGOS! Ha-Ha takes top billing after three weeks followed by me, who by the way, is also in 10th place and scored the most points through the first three weeks *high fives self* Seriously, I’m just super jazzed up we have this. Also, if you don’t catch Kevin in his post and need some IDP help then please feel free to post any questions here. I’ve been playing for years and hopefully can be of assistance. My knowledge is not nearly as vast as Kevin’s but I’ll do my best to help you in a pinch. Before I go, lets all take a moment to thank Rudy for helping us put together a ranking. All together now THANKS RUDY. Until next week, good luck and good fortune this Sunday!

 

 

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  1. Jay

    Jay says:
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    That avatar scared the shit out of me.

    • Scott says:
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      @Jay: Me too. Looks like a biker/slasher biopic.

      • Jay

        Jay says:
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        @Scott: Haha, I think he thinks Halloween is this week. END OF THE MONTH JFOH!

    • J-FOH says:
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      @Jay: it’s not halloween. It’s for the walking dead premier.

      • Jay

        Jay says:
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        @J-FOH: That show is still going? I stopped watching in like episode three or something when they had to walk with the dead, so they started hacking up dead zombies to put their parts on themselves to “smell like them”. No protective gear. No glasses. Mouths agape. Yeah… that’s dumb son.

        • J-FOH says:
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          @Jay: thats fine, you dont go that way. I see Game of Thrones as a cure for insomnia

          • Jay

            Jay says:
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            @J-FOH: I’ve actually fallen asleep to that show, so I have no counter.

            • J-FOH says:
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              @Jay: oh, well throw that burn attempt out the window *runs over to drawing board* I got nothing, I love San Diego and I dont mind star trek……wait, makers mark is over rated!

              • Jay

                Jay says:
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                @J-FOH: Honestly, sometimes I think Johnnie Walker is overrated.

                • Let Us Now Praise Famous Death Dwarves says:
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                  @Jay: not the blue one i can’t afford.

                • J-FOH says:
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                  @Jay: way over rated, I had three glasses of crown last night, but I like crown because I get a good bang for my buck

  2. Teddy Heater says:
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    Hey Buddee! Good to see you, wasn’t sure if you were going to be handling the updates this season. Bye weeks already started, come on man!!! HA! Couple Q’s to run by you. I don’t like match ups for Allen, Landry or Stevie, so who do you like Hurns or Ginn this week? Indy is 22nd vs 2nd WR (up from 30 last week) and TB is 25th vs 1st and 2nd WR. I was leaning towards Ginn because Hurns “Thigh Contusion”, but Lee looks to out for Jax as well, which leaves Robinson and Hurns. I already scooped up Dunbar at all avail Flex spots because NO’s is 28th vs RB passing and only Charles has more receptions, but I need a solid 3 WR play. Would you start Landry on Revis Island over Hurns or Ginn?

    • J-FOH says:
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      @Teddy Heater: I’m fine with your starters. I’d hold. I’d go Dunbar too

      Sorry this is late. I didn’t get any email alerts

  3. Scott says:
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    lots of Christine Michael talk. always liked him. would you drop David Johnson for him?

    • J-FOH says:
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      @Scott: meh if it s a deeper league and you are stashing

  4. The G says:
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    Great stuff as always man! I love the “short walks to the fridge” hahaha

    IDP is definitely more interesting than i remember. Thanks for inviting me to the league….

    Keep up the good work dude!

    • J-FOH says:
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      @The G: thanks. It’s a blast. We’ll chop it up abiut the format when we hang. Thanks for joining the league

  5. John Rambo Jr says:
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    Big Ben crushed my team…12 team non ppr league and I’m reeling from the injury. Trade proposals are flying this past week and I’m having a tough time deciding on which direction I should go.

    Guy is offering QB Mariota and RB Duke Johnson for my RB Chris Johnson and WR John Brown. I’ve picked up Bortles as my fill in for the time being, but I feel Brown is going to be a bad mofo soon(Fitz injury away from no.1 spot). Chris J is a sell high guy w/ Ellington coming back soon

    Different trade I proposed. Carson Palmer(guy has Ryan, Palmer and Tanenhill. Douche). I would give him B. Cooks and Chris Johnson for Palmer. He wants my Odell Beck jr. Tho. Do I just succumb and trade off my No.1 WR and try to salvage my season or keep packaging lower tier WRs in hopes he takes one. My WR depth: J. Brown, ODB, B. Cooks, K. Wright and Stevie Johnson.
    Tough sledding since Cooks isn’t doing Shiz and Fitz has been reborn.

    Thoughts?

    • J-FOH says:
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      @John Rambo Jr: DON’T TRADE BECKHAM!!!

      I like the palmer deal for you. It’s tough but makes sense for your situation

  6. Dom B says:
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    Hey would you trade Keenan Allen for CJ Anderson.

    My Roster
    QB Phillip Rivers
    RB Leveon Bell
    RB Latavius Murray
    WR Julio Jones
    WR AJ Green
    TE Jason Witten
    Flex Steve Smith
    Bench
    QB Eli Manning
    RB Jonathan Stewart
    RB Gio Bernard
    WR Keenan Allen
    WR John Brown
    TE Crockett Gilmore

    • J-FOH says:
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      @Dom B: I think your fine as is. I’d hold..

  7. LT Murray IV

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    THE NUMBER ONE PLAYER IS IN MY LEAGUE!!!!!!! I TRAIN FUCKING SOLIDERS!!!!! LETS GO!!!!!!!!

    p.s. cool pic. is the walking dead starting soon?

    • J-FOH says:
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      @Tehol Beddict: sometime in october, I heart it, its my guilty pleasure

      notice who’s team has scored the most point *points thumbs at self*….This GUY!

  8. Jensen says:
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    Yo! seems like the league I’m in isn’t on the list. Whats up with that? (probably set up wrong, not trying to blame anyone) Can you go to the RCL sign up spread sheet and look at the Straight Outta Razzball league and let me know?

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