While I’m sure a lot of quarterbacks can claim to be quite good against the Cowboys during the regular season (because they don’t go to the postseason… ICE BURN), Drew Brees most certainly can be included on that list. Despite the Saints being known more for being a “home” team, the Brees led Saints have gone 3-0 in Jerry Jones’ own personal Hasbro G.I. Joe Fully Armed Command Station Headquarters, that incidentally also has a capacity of 190,000 and football field in the middle of it. But not too worry, because with Jason Garrett and Tony Romo at the helm, LOL, yeah, I can’t even finish that sentence.
Note: I’ll be doing Kona Brewery Longboard for the beer portion, and Jameson for the shots portion.
Take one sip of beer if…
The camera shows Tony Romo sitting on the bench causally watching the jumbotron.
If they show the jumbotron.
You see Sean Payton’s lemon face.
Jason Garrett calls a dumb toss, reverse, or draw on a 3rd-and-five or more.
Take one shot of liquor if…
Jerry Jones is seen in the booth with a surly look.
Katrina or Bountygate is mentioned.
You see Rob Ryan say “f*ck”.
Finish all the alchohal in your house if…