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Who dat? More like what the f*ck is dat.

The Packers have seemingly been able to survive a slow start, winning four straight after starting 1-2. However, I feel like someone should tell them that they left Eddie Lacy behind. Or they just confused Jordy Nelson with him. Which would make sense, seeing as how all the yardage goes through him at this point. But if it’s any consolation for Lacy being left to his own machinations, it appears that the Saints are around the same area. So here Lacy, it’s an entire team to keep you company. Bressus has yet to rise, and yes, that’s the only religious metaphor I’ll throw out, because let’s be honest here, Drew Brees doesn’t deserve it at this moment. More like Breedus, amiright folks? (Okay, two. That’s it, I swear.) And with a limited Jimmy Graham, it appears that the Saints offense will depend on such play-makers as Marquee Colston and, um, err,… Travaris Cadet? Oh god, this is going to be bad, isn’t it…

 

Drinking Game

Note: I’ll be doing Kona Brewing Company’s Longboard Lager for the beer portion, and Jameson for the shots portion.

Take one sip of beer if…

Cris or Al say describe an Aaron Rodgers and Jordy Nelson anecdote or playcall that could totally be sexual.

Mike McCarthy calls a useless run play.

There’s a fan in the shot holding a “Who Dat” sign.

You see Clay Matthews and think someone should just cut his hair.

Jimmy Graham played basketball. Take baby sips.

Take one shot of liquor if…

You see Rob Ryan say “F*CK”.

Sean Payton gives the lemon face.

There’s a Katrina or Bountygate mention.

 

Totally Legitmate Game Prediction

Packers – 89 (also Jordy Nelson’s projected fantasy points tonight.)

Saints – 53 (also Drew Brees interception goal tonight.)

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  1. Mike says:
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    Cadet will catch two TD’s. It will be glorious!

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Mike: Totally possible. These defense are not that good.

  2. Nick says:
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    Hey Jay in a 10 team non-ppr, do you drop Edelman, T Mason, Sanu, Ingram or A Johnson for J Gray, Taliaferro, A Robinson,

    What moves should I make in a non-waiver league (quick moves!)

    • Nick says:
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      @Nick: Steven Jackson is also available on waivers…

      • Nick says:
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        @Nick: Geez Jay I just realized I need a defense for week 9 as well with Detroit on bye, are they droppable in a 10team or should I look to dropping Sanu, Edelman, A Johnson, T Mason, Matthews or Ingram for a defense in week 9…? iM guessing Ill be skiping on Gray, Taliaferro, Robinson or S. Jackson now with this need to fill ins on BYE

        • Jay

          Jay says:
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          @Nick: Yeah, that defense is droppable. I’d say all of them are.

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Nick: I’d actually hold there. And Steven Jackson was made for waivers.

      • Mantis Toboggan MD says:
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        @Jay: there’s a tape somewhere around here where i have his mother saying that.

  3. Nick says:
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    I Just grabbed Dalton as my backup to Rodgers, so Im screwed with no real WEAK players to drop….

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Nick: Well, it’s football, never know what’s going to happen as the week progresses.

  4. Nick says:
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    Available Defense for week 9 are the following, who to replace Detroit?
    Cinncy vs Jax
    Browns vs TB
    Philly @ Houston (Im surprised there available but it is a 10 team)
    Baltimore @ Pitt
    SD @ Miami

    ALso, do you look to grab Detroit after a week 9 bye or role with whoever is best streamable?

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Nick: Just stream. I’m liking that Cincy match up a lot.

  5. Allan says:
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    Michael Floyd what the hell?

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Allan: He obviously died. RIP.

      • Scott says:
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        @Jay: Yes, and been reincarnated as some guy named John Brown.

  6. Rick j says:
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    Yo jay need an RB 3 options Jonas Gray, Steven Jackson, Antoine Smith, Ben Cuttingham, MJD, Bobby Rainey, Charles Sims, Jaquizz Rodgers. Thx Boy!!!!

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Rick j: Sims, Gray, Smith.

  7. Zandy says:
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    Is Ingram an rb2 ros in standard league?
    Can I lock him and McKinnon in as my starting rbs and not stress about waiting for my masons, sims, grays and other lotto tix?
    Or do I sell high?

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Zandy: I think he can be, as he seemed to be looking good before the injury. I’m just still in shock that he’s doing what he’s doing.

  8. Kenny says:
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    I got him to do Chalres and Cobb for brown and miller! Hit the accept?

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Kenny: Yes, that’s a great deal for you.

  9. Aubrey Plaza's Pillow says:
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    what’s order of edelman/cooks/harvin ROS, i’m trying to trade Reed for one of them. PPR with .05 pts per return yard. Jimmy G looks close enough back to me.

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Aubrey Plaza’s Pillow: That order seems good. Though, I’m willing to go Cooks over Edelman to try and dream big there.

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