Look guys, if I could make a post where it was just that GIF and nothing else, I’d do it. But that’s kind of like someone spending a few hours making you cupcakes and then just eating the frosting. Sorry mom! And trust me, this was a hard decision-making process I went through there, with all the HARF HARF Big Ben GIFs that we have uploaded and ready to go, sorta how Roethlisberger describes himself around the bathroom stall. And while it sucks that I’ve been writing about football so long that I know how to spell Roethlisberger’s last name without Googling it first, it does give some perspective on a pretty intriguing Sunday Night Football game, probably the most intrugingest of the year. On another note, I’ve been doing this long enough to make up my own words, so yeah. Both teams have a questionable loss, but are 2-1, both teams have playoff aspirations (with potential… I’m sure the Browns, actually, no, I’m sure the Colts have aspirations, just not the potential, for example), and both are expecting their star running backs to make their debut tonight. One because he’s gets injured every three weeks, and other because of the ganja. Who will make the bigger impact? Which team will come out on top, thus taking a closer step to eventually losing to the Patriots in the playoffs? How many timeouts will Andy Reid eat? Find out all the answers to these questions and more tonight!
Take a sip of your drink if…
Jamaal Charles probably should have gotten the ball instead of whoever did.
Alex Smith checks down. (Take baby sips.)
Cris Collinsworth fellates a lineman.
You see a shameless ad for Timeless or any one of those redundant Chicago shows. CHICAGO TAXIDERMIST. CHICAGO DOG-CATCHER.
If the camera shows one of those super fat ladies swinging a terrible towel like it means something.
Finish your drink if…
They show a Steelers Super Bowl montage.
Al Michaels says “YUUUUUUUUUGE” in any context.
Bob Costas gets smarmy. Finish another drink if he’s wearing a sweater vest.
Andy Reid calls a dumb timeout.
Totally Legitimate Game Prediction
Kansas City Chiefs – 14 (How many weeks Charles will be out if someone touches him tonight.)