In what used to be an interesting rivalry back when it when it was Tom Brady against Peyton Manning, the new iteration of Tom Brady versus Andrew Luck hasn’t really lived up to the past, especially when you include the amount of deflating balls we’ve witnessed. Well, to be honest, not even the past has lived up to the past, with the Patriots firmly winning most of these match-ups no matter who the quarterback was. This season’s annual Patriots and Colts game seems no different, as New England is favored to win this game by an estimated bajillion points. So many points, that there were a few in Indianapolis that thought benching Andrew Luck was not such a bad idea. To be fair, only a few actually live in Indiana, so I’m not sure how strong that argument is. That being said, this being a Sunday Night Football game, I’m sure we’re going to get the best game that football could ever offer in all of our lives. LOL.
By the Numbers
121.5 – Tom Brady’s quarterback rating, which leads the league.
346.8 – Tom Brady’s yards per game average, which also leads the league.
346.8 – The age of Matt Hasselback, which leads the world.
Take one sip of beer if…
You confuse Andrew Luck’s incredibly huge mouthpiece for an orange peel.
Bill Belichick causes you to experience an emotion.
Peyton Manning is mentioned.
Fog starts to come out of Cris Collinsworth’s mouth.
You want to give Luck a throat lozenge.
Bob Costas pisses you off.
Take one shot of liquor if…
Anyone uses Andrew Luck’s last name as a pun or in a play of words.
Tom Brady acts like a total b*tch when someone touches him.
Totally Legitimate Game Prediction
Patriots – 590,585,002.
Colts – HODOR.