That’s right folks, we made it. Another football season is about to begin, and we’re bringing our Week 1 Fantasy Football Rankings a day early than our normal schedule dictates as sort of a way of celebrating the fact that real football spanning over the next five months (or about a month-and-a-half if you’re an Eagles fan) is just a short 24-hours away. ITS A CELEBRATION! And I would like to proclaim that this real “Football” will, in turn, produce that which will fill our Fantasy Football “holes”. That makes it sound so technical and coarse and sexual… much like my lovemaking. Regardless, with the new season budding with excitement and hope for all fans across the U.S. of mutha effin’ A (unless you live in Philadelphia), it is now time to release the first iteration of our Weekly Rankings, because if there’s anything I’ve learned during my time here, it’s the world needs rankings. Nay… the world demands it. Honestly, what else is the point of having a Fantasy Football site if not to start knife fights over subjective numerical values? So get your best Ray Lewis going and make the jump for our Week 1 Rankings!

Note: With the preseason ending the season beginning tomorrow, we’ve moved our Draft Kit off the main page and into our Tools menu, found above. Our Draft Rankings and Projections have been updated for what will be the last time unless something drastic changes in the next 12 hours, and you can now found our Weekly Rankings (and soon-to-be-released Rest of Season Rankings) on the same menu above. Special thanks to the Razzball community for making this site what it is!