I’ve been patiently waiting to blow. Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Tehol Beddict show. Greetings! I had to take a two week sabbatical to put in major work on my favorite charitable cause, “Beddict’s Single Mothers Project.” This charity was founded by myself, Tehol Beddict, in Jaunary of 2007 and takes aim at really solidifying the home life of abandoned or widowed mothers. The inspiration for this incredibly rewarding project came from none other than my idol/role model, Ernie McCracken, and his “Fatherless Family” sponsorship program. I devote a full 24 hours to single mothers that are deemed “worthy” by my assistants. By allowing them to make me 3 full meals with dessert plus two pipings and a tossed salad, they get to feel alive and appreciated again, helping them breakout of their funk and letting them live life to the fullest again. I’ve found that blowing these women’s backs out truly helps them become better mothers and for that I’m thankful. On NFL Sundays, doggystyle is a must, so you can both watch the game. I wasn’t the only prime-time performer on Sunday though guys. Alshon Jeffery, Josh Gordon, and Erik Decker also went balls deep on the opposition. Were you lucky enough to have one of these legends? Did anyone have all 3? If so I need to hear about it in the comment section. For those of you wishing to donate money to my “Beddict’s Singe Mothers Project,” please DM me on Twitter and we can work something out on paypal. Thank you so much. Now let’s get to what I witnessed last weekend. Take Heed!Please, blog, may I have some more?
Alright! Stop what your doing, cuz I’m about to ruin, the image and the style that ya used to. Greetings all! Tis I, a man who has tossed more salads than Chef Emeril, the fabulous Mr. Beddict. Comin at cha live and in full effect, to bring you the heat and inside scoop on the men who will either traject you on to glorious fantasy wins and those of whom will you want to avoid like a she-male Thai hooker with full ownership of every STD on planet earth. We’ve all been there right? No? Just me? Alllllrighty then. I know many of you are saddened by the fact that I’m back after a no-show last week, as you were thanking the Gods that I was finally fired and had hopefully had my nuts clipped in a tragic modeling accident but that’s just not the case. A week off was needed as I traveled to Bangladesh to take every child at the Beddict orphanage in Bangladesh base jumping. Modeling and writing about sports is how I live a luxurious lifestyle, but my real passion is my hobby: taking my Beddict sponsored orphans base jumping. My immense generosity and stunning good looks are not what these posts are about so let’s move on to that shall we?Please, blog, may I have some more?
No more bye weeks! This is great news for everyone whose team isn’t riddled with injuries. QBs seem to be dropping like flies with concussions and other assortments of injuries, but for some teams (Jacksonville, I’m looking at you), that’s not necessarily a bad thing. Seriously, if you predicted Chad Henne could come into a […]Please, blog, may I have some more?
The doc is back for your week six injury report. We’ll see some new patients and some old ones. Let’s grab the charts and get going on our rounds. Green Bay WR Greg Jennings is out again with his groin problem. It’s just another problem for the Packers along with a weak offensive line, rushing […]Please, blog, may I have some more?
What’s up champions? Here we are, the moment we’ve all been waiting for. The culmination of hundreds of senseless mock drafts, real drafts, hours in the dog house for ignoring family commitments just to stay home and make sure our lineups are set…don’t judge me; you’re not better than that. I’m in the running for […]Please, blog, may I have some more?
Hola gang. Here are some quick target hits from week eleven. Eleventh Heaven Joe McKnight-McKnight earned himself a seat at the roundtable Thursday night with his 121 total yard performance (59 on ground, 62 through the air on six receptions). His role certainly increased with Tomlinson sidelined but when he got his opportunity,McKnight ran with […]Please, blog, may I have some more?
What’s up fans of football, fake and real? Can you freakin’ believe the 49ers are 8-1 and the Eagles are 3-6? Sorry Drew but I had to rub it in. My old school profile picture of Ronnie Lott beats your old school Randall Cunningham any day. I just had to get that off my chest. […]Please, blog, may I have some more?
Hey gang. This is the first week in a while that we are finally sans bye week. No one is off limits and your only problem is figuring out whom to bench. Let the games begin! Week Niner…Are You Calling From a Walky Talky? Vincent Jackson-I guess it’s either three touchdown receptions or nothing with […]Please, blog, may I have some more?
Hello all. Hopefully you’re one of the few, the proud, the fantasy healthy. Every week seems to bring more decimation to our rosters. Don’t worry, you’re not the only one who is snakebitten. In one league I have Santana Moss, Tim Hightower, Peyton Hillis, Beanie Wells, and Felix Jones all on the same team. Needless […]Please, blog, may I have some more?
Wassup guys? By now we know the drill. I’m looking at target trends and you’re looking for a W on gameday. Let’s rock. Sensational in Week Six Michael Crabtree: So far this season the crab tree has been more crabby than fruitful and more gimpy than nimble. However, this past Sunday the former first rounder […]Please, blog, may I have some more?