Hard Targets: Why Owners are Not Smitten With Jason Witten

Let me start out by welcoming my loving, beautiful, adoring readers to the playoffs. If you didn’t make the playoffs you must just be reading for two possible reasons: 1) You want to hear how my pet chicken is doing or 2) You get off on reading borderline hateful, extremely spiteful, condescending rhetoric. I cannot […]

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Hard Targets: Denarius Wants Moore Blood

by: LT Murray IV

So, last week I promised a 90210 flavored post. My female readers have gone as far as to offer me fellatio to get this done and trust me, I’m working on it. Then again, offers such as fellatio, sometimes aren’t’ enough. Just look at Josh Hartnett for instance: His agent has been offering to suck […]

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Hard Targets: Cardioversion for your Hartline

September 20, 2012 | 2012 Fantasy Football, Hard Targets | 57 Comments

by: LT Murray IV

Is there anything better then NFL football? Well, maybe NFL football with NFL referees, but hey, it’s not stopping me from watching. How has this sport not caught on worldwide? Truly befuddling. But who cares about any other countries? This is America baby. We don’t do Royal families (though the Kardashians are close). We don’t […]

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