Adam Humphries, 2.7%, vs WSH: I told you to grab him after week 9 — you only have yourself to blame! This is now the third week in a row where Humphries was second to Mike Evans in targets, however Evans and Humphries couldn’t have had two different days. Humphries was the second-highest scoring WR in the league while Evans only hauled in 1 of his 10 targets for 16 yards…

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My apologies for dragging MB through the mud last week on Ryan Fitzpatrick. Sorry MB. I’m stupid. You’re smart. I was wrong. You were right. You’re the best. I’m the worst. You’re very good looking. I’m not very attractive.

Ryan Fitzpatrick is the greatest thing since sliced bread (is it really that hard to slice bread?), but then what does that make Patrick Mahomes? What was the greatest thing before sliced bread? The wheel? So Mahomes is the greatest thing since the wheel, and we could maybe say that Patrick is rollin’ with Ma-homies.

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Fantasy playoff time. The biggest piece of advice I can give you is to never get cute with your lineup. Start your studs regardless of match-up, and do your best to steer clear of starting guys you just picked off the waiver wire. Like the lure of the siren’s song, never what it seems to […]

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  I’m playing hurt this week. I’ve been diagnosed with moderate bulging disc between L5/S1. It’s basically an inch above the top of your butt crack, but the pain is shooting everywhere. If this is deemed “moderate”, I’d hate to feel a “major” bulge. I’ve done some research on home remedies, and the first thing I […]

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