It’s official because we don’t deal in unofficial. Whatever that means. Which is nothing, if you’re wondering. But it does make this post feel more important. Delusions of grandeur? That’s my life story bro. And that also might describe the life story of many here who reside at Razzball HQ. Which is basically our basements. With bountiful supplies of Hot Pockets and alchohal. Why do we make these picks? Because we think we’re right all the time. Except for me. I’m just very wrong. But don’t let that stop you from looking at our well-thought out (MAYBE) picks for this upcoming 2015 season. The thing is, we all can’t write a 1500 word exposé on these players, so you get this nifty assortment where you’ll gain a general sense of which players we like and which we don’t. All in a simple box for you to stare and giggle at. Kind of like what you normally would do if you were looking at Tehol‘s well, you know, simple box. Along with that, we’ve taken a stab at the NFL Playoff picture, calling both the Championship games and the Super Bowl. Enjoy!
New to Daily Fantasy Football? I am too! I’m trying out this new free FanDuel’s contest, where half the league is guaranteed to win. If you want, you can join up with me! (Played FanDuel before? You can build a team for $5 for a chance of $100,000, part of a one million dollar prize pool!)
|Jay||Jeff Janis||Jamaal Charles||Philip Rivers||Bobby Sankey||Melvin Gordon|
|Jennifer||Richard Rodgers||Todd Gurley||Jordan Cameron||NaVorro Bowman||Ameer Abdullah|
|Kevin||Markus Wheaton||Odell Beckham||Jonathan Stewart||Adrian Peterson||Marcus Mariota|
|Lance||Ladarius Green||Odell Beckham||Charles Johnson||Doug Martin||Amari Cooper|
|Malamoney||Chris Ivory||Joseph Randle||Matt Forte||Adrian Peterson||Nelson Agholor|
|Max||Owen Daniels||Alfred Morris||Justin Forsett||Adrian Peterson||Todd Gurley|
|Ralph||Dion Lewis||Andre Ellington||John Brown||Drew Brees||Todd Gurley|
|Smokey||Marvin Jones||Matt Forte||Marvin Jones||Doug Martin||Melvin Gordon|
|SON||Phillip Dorsett||Marshawn Lynch||Tyrod Taylor||Adrian Peterson||Amari Cooper|
|Tehol||Darren McFadden||Joseph Randle||Tyrod Taylor||Adrian Peterson||Todd Gurley|
|Waterloo||Matt Jones||Doug Martin||Ryan Mathews||Drew Brees||Melvin Gordon|
|Zach||Eli Manning||Todd Gurley||C.J. Anderson||Adrian Peterson||Melvin Gordon|
Note: Everyone chose their picks blind, meaning they didn’t see anyone else’s choices, and possibly used a blindfold. Also, the choices were locked on 9/6/2015.
Break Out Player of The Year (Sleeper)
You might think we’re describing someone who breaks through walls and then falls asleep really fast. Which seems weird. So I wouldn’t really put it past us… To limit the confusion, I’d better point out that these are our potential break out candidates that you should be grabbing long and grabbing hard.
Most Overrated Player of The Year (Bust)
These are the guys being held on a pedestal’s, who will, in return for all your worship and sacrifice, ruin everything thing you hold dear. See: 2014, Fielder, Prince. Take heed Razzballers, avoid these guys at all costs.
I Think I Love You, So What Am I So Afraid Of? (Infatuation)
Yep, we all have one. Find out which player your Razzball writer has an undying love for, despite any rational reason or purpose.
Come Back Player of The Year (Come Back)
Again, pretty easy to figure out what this one means.