orangefan

You know, I always look forward to watching the Bengals in primetime, if only to see which team shows up. The “regular season” version which has a dynamic offense that moves the ball both on the ground and vertically mixed with a potent and aggressive defense… or the “playoffs” version which is everything that the regular season version is, but the opposite and a heaping side of derp. Yes, true, we do find the “playoff” version lurking around at times during the regular season, but since they are at home and against the Dolphins, I’m probably not holding my breath. And while you could point out that the Dolphins are coming off a huge emotional win in Week 3, I would simply remind you that it was against the Browns

 

Drinking Game

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Take a sip of your drink if…

It’s obvious that Andy Dalton would be complete garbage if A.J. Green didn’t exist.

Dan Marino is mentioned.

Ryan Tannehill should just throw the ball, damn it!

Any Bengals receiver makes Andy Dalton look good by running for 10+ yards after the catch.

Phil Simms says something that makes you mute the television. (Baby sips.)

You realize how good Cameron Wake is and how it’s being wasted on the Dolphins.

Finish your drink if…

Ted Ginn drops an easily catchable ball.

Phil Simms responds to Jim Nantz with a “WELL JEEM”.

Dolphins drive all the way down the red zone and manage just a field goal.

 

Totally Legitimate Game Prediction

daltonaut

Miami Dolphins – Who cares?

Cincinnati Bengals – Regular Season Version: 38, Playoff Version: -3

 

 

  1. Badonkagronk! says:
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    How important is it to own M Bennet as a Gronk owner in 10 team league? Would you handcuff or just use the roster spot on as needed?

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Badonkagronk!: Not too important in a 10teamer. I’d upgrade some other position on your bench.

  2. Zandy says:
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    Drop Kenyan for Damien or wait and see?

    • Zandy says:
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      @Zandy: or get stills instead?

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Zandy: Wait and see.

      • Zandy says:
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        @Jay: could stills help my WR situation or still garbage boom busy

        • Jay

          Jay says:
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          @Zandy: He is getting some attention. I still like the upside with Drake, and the Dolphins are so hard to bank on. I think Miller has been the only one that’s helped every week.

          • Zandy says:
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            @Jay: makes sense… If you change your mind just lemme know and I’ll swap drake for whomever

  3. Zandy says:
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    We should have to do way more if Ted ginn catches a ball than drink a beer – prob drink a Smirnoff ice since that was popular back when ginn was on the fins……. Lol

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Zandy: Haha, you might be right

  4. Zandy says:
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    From the other thread would you send Jimmy Graham along with Jennings for Cooks and Tyrell? I assume you’d say yes

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Zandy: So i’d be your Graham and Jennings for Cooks and Tyrell? Yeah, I think that’s fair.

      • Zandy says:
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        @Jay: thanks. Yea that would be the deal. I’ll try to do it for less than Graham but not sure if I’ll be able to get both WRs.
        Hopkins cooks Floyd Terrell feels like it’d be solid

        • Jay

          Jay says:
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          @Zandy: Yeah, I agree.

          • Zandy says:
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            @Jay: Jennings and sproles for cooks and Tyrell? Means id have to start Asiata next week bc of byes

            • Zandy says:
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              @Zandy: nvm he wants Ingram for cooks now. So I’ll pass

              • Zandy says:
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                @Zandy: send Jennings for Cobb?

                • Jay

                  Jay says:
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                  @Zandy: Yeah, that makes some sense if you need that WR.

              • Jay

                Jay says:
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                @Zandy: Oh yeah, no way.

            • Jay

              Jay says:
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              @Zandy: Hmm, I still think it’s worth it, but not sure start Asiata helps.

  5. sniff test says:
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    Dropping Josh Gordon, who should I target between these two, Dixon (Bal) or Smallwood? half per league

      • sniff test says:
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        @Jay: thanks!

  6. Zandy says:
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    Other weird idea
    Worth really gambling?
    Send Hopkins for 2 of dez, decker and Watkins?

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Zandy: Yeah, that makes a lot of sense actually. Hopkins for Dez and Decker would work out I think.

  7. bb says:
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    He needs a running back really bad and wants lat murray from me. He offered beckham/asiata for evans/murray .5 ppr. what can i do to make this a better deal for me?

    his team
    qb cam newton
    wr odell beckham
    wr amari cooper
    rb deangelo williams
    rb asiata
    te kelce
    flex michael thomas
    bench floyd, booker,

    My team
    qb eli manning
    wr evans
    wr maclin
    rb bell
    rb lat murray
    te julius thomas
    flex pryor
    bench corey coleman, dorsett, tevin coleman, will fuller, ajayi, rashad jennings

    • bb says:
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      @bb: Drop anyone on bench for a te, thomas gamete decision and has bye next week. Dwayne allen on waivers

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @bb: I think it’s fair. Maybe add in a switch of JT for Kelce. Seems like a minor upgrade.

      • bb says:
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        @Jay: He just accepted thanks !

        • Jay

          Jay says:
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          @bb: Nice man, good luck!

  8. Kane says:
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    Hey Jay, who do you like in the FLEX position this week?

    0.5ppr 12 team

    Ware @ Pit if JC is out
    Ivory in London vs IND
    Enunwa vs Sea if Decker is out

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Kane: If JC is out, Ware.

  9. I don't want to brag but i have irritable bowel syndrome says:
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    different league than above, deep rosters (only start 1 QB) have stafford/cousins/fitzmagic. drop fitz for semian? stafford’s bye week semain is @ NO. cousins is vs MIN that week (MUCH worse)

      • I don't want to brag but i have irritable bowel syndrome says:
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        @Jay: turns out both of these questions posted last night by me (the TE one i didn’t post again) and the semian one were answered for me by waivers.

        what about daks or fitzmagic? daks gets @ PIT during stafford’s bye week.

        also, the other question was a TE one, if you had 2 flexes and 1 TE spot, and had ebron/rudolph/allen/henry would you rather have gone all IND (dropping henry for doyle) or all SD (dropping allen for gates) or drop one of henry/allen for brate?

  10. doc says:
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    Keeper league drop tavon austin to stash adrian peterson in a keeper league for next year? or not worth it to keep ap?

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      Oh yeah, I think it’s an interesting add, I’d do it.

  11. Zandy says:
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    Safe to drop Kenyan? Safe to drop Gordon?
    Pick up hogan for vs Cle next week? Pick up Stills? Or better to roster a Britt or Anquan?

    Pick up Wentz or keep Bortles and dalton?

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      Sorry for being incoherent
      WR fa’s
      Please pick two to replace drake and Gordon
      Hogan
      Stills
      Britt
      Anquan
      Funchness
      Ginn
      DGB
      Amendola

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Zandy: On both? Probably Kenyan. I’m dropping Gordon when I get a firm timeline… maybe. Bye time makes it hard in general though. Stills is the guy out of that group probably. And I like Wentz over Bortles, long term, right now.

      • Zandy says:
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        @Jay: thanks again for all the help last night!

        • Jay

          Jay says:
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          @Zandy: Of course man, it’s what I’m here for!

  12. William Hung says:
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    dammit, i def thought about picking up Stills instead of Humphries today… hope that isn’t the difference

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      If it helps, I picked up Humphries in the writers league today.

  13. The imp says:
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    Short 4 man benches means the last bench spot in 2rb/1te/no flex PPR is often revolving to deal with byes.
    Owning dTrain/shady/Gio and Pitta, would you stash:
    1. Ertz (with idea of ROS ride after this week’s bye and dropping Pitta as soon as he proves health)
    2. Eifert (with idea of maximum TE upside)
    3. J stew (best RB depth option at RB)

    Obviously lots depends on Pittas ROS value. I’m fine with him, but you and others give him double digit ROS value.

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @The imp: I’d stash Jstew.

  14. Wallah says:
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    What side of:

    $3 Devonta Freeman, $2 Isaiah Crowell, $8 devanta parker, $4 John brown
    For
    $2 Doug Martin, #$40 Thomas Rawls, $40 amari cooper

    We can keep 3 players/ year. I kept Freeman this year. Guy I’m trading has tevin Coleman and Rawls, I have Freeman and Christine Michael… Make sense for both of us to own an entire backfield? I wish I could own Atlantas backfield but guy won’t give up tevin… I’ve offered multiple times c-Mike for tevin (I think it’s fair) and get turned down.. Anyway, what do you think?

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Wallah: Freeman side. It’s fair though…

  15. Don Majikowski says:
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    If this is your team, do you trade Demarco for BMarsh?? PPR
    I am hesitant to trade away RB depth, but we do have Tevin Coleman to slide in as our #3 back (back-up)

    QB Carr (Will be Brady)
    RB D Johnson
    RB Hyde
    RB/WR DeMarco (Marshall would slot in here)
    WR Alshon
    WR Cobb
    WR/TE Dorsett
    TE Martellus

    Bench
    Josh Gordon (WTF, couldn’t have went to rehab a month ago?)
    Corey Coleman
    Tevin Coleman
    Forsett
    Chris Johnson

    Also, do you think Martellus will become more of a force when Brady is back? I do

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Don Majikowski: Oops, think I took care of this already. Oh, didn’t see the Bennett one in the other answer. Naw, I think he gets a few looks, but Brady always favors Gronk.

  16. Revi says:
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    Half point Ppr, he wants to trade duke Johnson so I’ll build a trade around him. Here’s the rest of his team

    Marvin jones, David Johnson, Dwayne washington, ware, moncrief, Kenneth Dixon

    Flex/wr I can trade: fuller, dorsett, Pryor, Corey Coleman, Maclin

    Rb I have to trade also: Asiata, ajayi, tevin Coleman, Rashad Jennings

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Revi: Wait, Duke or David Johnson?

      If it’s Duke, I think Dorsett could do it. If it’s David, I say offer Coleman and Marvin Jones.

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