You know, I always look forward to watching the Bengals in primetime, if only to see which team shows up. The “regular season” version which has a dynamic offense that moves the ball both on the ground and vertically mixed with a potent and aggressive defense… or the “playoffs” version which is everything that the regular season version is, but the opposite and a heaping side of derp. Yes, true, we do find the “playoff” version lurking around at times during the regular season, but since they are at home and against the Dolphins, I’m probably not holding my breath. And while you could point out that the Dolphins are coming off a huge emotional win in Week 3, I would simply remind you that it was against the Browns…
Take a sip of your drink if…
Dan Marino is mentioned.
Ryan Tannehill should just throw the ball, damn it!
Phil Simms says something that makes you mute the television. (Baby sips.)
Finish your drink if…
Ted Ginn drops an easily catchable ball.
Phil Simms responds to Jim Nantz with a “WELL JEEM”.
Dolphins drive all the way down the red zone and manage just a field goal.
Totally Legitimate Game Prediction
Miami Dolphins – Who cares?
Cincinnati Bengals – Regular Season Version: 38, Playoff Version: -3