I think it’s safe to say that the Dolphins… are not a good football team. Actually, they are pretty terrible. I mentioned in the Live Thread last night that there are usually two versions of the Bengals that show up in primetime games, a regular season version and a playoff version. Now, we got a little bit of both last night… and that’s probably too generous, but there is apparently just one version of the Dolphins, and I call it: “Oh god…” (I’m an atheist, for context.) I last time I’d seen that much incompetence by the color orange since the Presidential Debate. Despite the game being an amazing period of time to nap in, (yes, technically it was a two-score game… sort of like how Taco Bell is “technically” food), but I would like to point out that at the least the Bengals didn’t go full orange during the color rush epoch. They saved us from Dolphin orange on orange mixed with a darker Bengals orange on orange, which would have probably cause color blindness to all viewers. On the bright side, that much orange may have also been the cure to color blindness, so there’s that I guess. (To be fair, I did kind of like the Dolphins color rush uniforms, but I had a hard time remembering what college they played for…)

Jay Ajayi – 6 CAR, 33 YDS, 5.5 AVG and 2 REC, 13 YDS, 6.5 AVG. There may be no words in our language that rhyme with orange, but there are plenty that rhyme with “poop”.

Giovani Bernard – 10 CAR, 18 YDS, 1.8 AVG and 3 REC, 24 YDS, 8.0 AVG. Did Gio not get the memo that this was not a playoffs game? I know A.J. Green did. Dalton got half a memo, but that’s better than no memo at all.

A.J. Green – 10 REC, 173 YDS, 17.3 AVG, 1 TD. Grudinism time! THIS A.J. GREEN, I CALL HIM THE JAPANESE BECAUSE HE’S SLAUGHTERING DOLPHINS.

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Kenny Stills – 1 REC, 74 YDS, 1 TD. How could you not see that Stills was running open down the field? He was practically glowing! Honestly, is it just me or did everyone else’s retinas hurt watching the game? Orange on orange violence is a tragedy everyone. Let’s remember that.

DeVante Parker – 2 REC, 20 YDS, 10.0 AVG. It’s going to be okay Parker owners. Everything is going to be fine. Trust me. Trust… Hypnodolphin.

Ryan Tannehill – 15/25, 189 YDS, 7.6 AVG, 1 TD, 1 INT 80.3 RTG. I think it’s time for the Dolphins to realize that the only future Ryan Tannehill has is as the future Mr. Mrs. Ryan Tannehill

 

Final Thought

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Just in case you need nightmare fuel or whatever…

 

 

  1. MGEEZY says:
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    Bruhhhhh WHAT UP?

    STANDARD LEAGUE

    #1 How long do i hang on for Big Ben to come around? :/
    #2 Pick (2) TYRELL WILLIAMS
    JAMAAL CHARLES :/
    GOLDEN TATE
    J. CROWDER
    ALLEN HURNS

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @MGEEZY: WHAT UP. 1) I’m still sticking with him for now. 2. I think you have to hold if that’s your list of potential drops.

      • MGEEZY says:
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        @Jay:

        no drops, just pick 2 to start, thanks

        • Jay

          Jay says:
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          @MGEEZY: Oh, that’s still quite the problem to have. I’m thinking Charles and Tate, but that depends on Charles.

  2. William Hung says:
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    when do the football podcasts come out?

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @William Hung: Tonight, aiming for 8ish est pm. They used to be Wednesday, but we had some schedules change.

  3. Revi says:
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    Who you got dorsett and Corey Coleman half Ppr or duke Johnson and moncrief

    • Revi says:
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      @Revi: this trade is definitely one for the 2nd half of season so which side would you want for ros?

      • Jay

        Jay says:
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        @Revi: Ah, hmm, yeah, I’ll still stick with my answer.

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Revi: Moncrief side, but it’s super close.

  4. mcBlunty says:
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    2nd flex spot full ppr pick 1

    kevin white
    chris ivory
    gary barnidge
    quiny enunwa

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @mcBlunty: Thinking Enunwa if there are any issues with Decker. Otherwise, White a little above Ivory. Double check my rankings update tomorrow night.

  5. m1chael says:
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    Hey Jay,

    Would u trade for dez bryant? trying to float a trade to the owner of a injury riddled team.

    My tradeable players: DeVante Parker, Michael Thomas, Matt Jones, CAP, Ebron, Ertz
    His players: Larry Fitz, Mike Wallace, Ware, Hyde, JGraham, TLockett, JThomas, Dez, AP, SWatkins

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @m1chael: Sure. Buuuut, I don’t think there’s a trade out there with those available players.

  6. DORIAN says:
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    I have Gio, Dixon, Howard, Lesean and asiata in a h2h .5ppr 14 teamer. I’m thinking about throwing out Gio for Ware (time to buy low!?).

    What do you think?

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @DORIAN: Yeah, I’m okay with that, but I like Gio slightly more if Charles comes back and muddies the water.

  7. quimmy says:
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    12 Team PPR League, Auction.

    My starters:

    Brees
    David Johnson
    Leveon Bell
    Mike Evans
    Kelvin Benjamin
    Dennis Pitta (Ertz on bench)
    Will Fuller
    Tyrell Williams
    Then 5 IDP Players

    I was offered Jordy Nelson and Mccoy for my David Johnson and Dennis Pitta. I hate to downgrade from DJ to Shady, but Jordy is a huge upgrade over Tyrell and Fuller. I also have Steve Smith, who I think is going to have a good WR3 type season in PPR, on my bench. Thoughts?

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @quimmy: Yeah, you might need to do this. Since you have Bell, I think you’re good to go here.

  8. William Hung says:
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    Who is the guy to own in Buffalo – Goodwin or Woods? Someone has to catch the football and Tyrod is a decent QB – unlike that mess in SF

      • William Hung says:
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        @Jay: should swap out Adam Humphries for Woods or hold?

        • Jay

          Jay says:
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          @William Hung: I like Humphries, but it’s hard to sell him, honestly. I’m fine holding there.

    • Cram It says:
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      @William Hung: If you’re owning either one ROS you should just prepare a better draft for next year. Oh Wiliam.

      • William Hung says:
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        @Cram It: 12 team league + injuries man, waiver wire is slim… If you can come out of the draft with a set of WRs where the 4th one is not a flyer, then you should write for this site and offer draft advice.

        • Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey says:
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          @William Hung: yikes i even dropped woods i think just after week 1 for m.lee in a 20 team league. woods’ value is of course higher than that now, but yuck.

  9. ryanoger says:
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    .5 ppr keeper league

    Someone just dropped Sammy Watkins. We have a FAAB waiver ($100). I still have my full 100. How much you think I should throw down to claim Watkins?

    thanks jay!

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @ryanoger: Maybe 35-50, depending. Maybe someone will go all in, not sure it changes the dynamic that much though.

  10. ryanoger says:
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    .5 ppr

    You like Dak or Garoppolo better for this week?

    thanks again man

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @ryanoger: Thinking Dak here.

  11. Frank White says:
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    Hey Buddy.. 12 team PPR 3 WR. I know i showed you a couple times but you deal with a thousand people so here it is.. Lol
    Brees
    A Robinson
    Emmanuel S
    Crowder
    Freeman
    Blount
    J Reed
    Dorsett
    Crowell
    Tevin Coleman
    Michael Thomas
    Vince Jax
    Dak
    Moncrief
    I have a couple questions but I’ll start with one. I got a trade offer, which I kinda don’t like but hes offering Wallace for Crowell/ What you think?

    • Frank White says:
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      I have a hard time every week holdin Coleman on my bench but it’s even harder to start a 2 back committee. Maybe i should sell Coleman for a more top receiver..? I like my team as is right now except its hard to manage cause these guys do great or bust and you know how it is. its always boom on the bench! LOL

      • Jay

        Jay says:
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        @Frank White: I’m okay with that, maybe trying and consolidating your points.

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Frank White: Sup Frank! I think it’s fair, but based on your team, I’d rather keep the RB depth intact here.

  12. Frank White says:
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    so keep as is?

    • Frank White says:
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      thnx man.. who would you change in my starting lineup tomorrow?

      • Jay

        Jay says:
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        @Frank White: I think it’s good. Wish there was a way to get Crowell in there.

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