Since this game falls on Thursday night, I can only surmise that the Colts will win this game by at least 48,965 touchdowns. And I feel that might be on the low-end. In what will be a battle of two 3-2 teams, the Colts appear the stronger one-game-above-mediocrity team because of the weapons they have on offense. Led by Andrew Luck and his 1,617 yards, 14 touchdowns, and his amazing likeness to Hodor, both Reggie Wayne and T.Y. Hilton are on pace for around 1,000 yard seasons, and for the first time in twenty years, Trent Richardson may finally end a season with more than 1.9 YPC. Haha, just kidding. No way that happens. On the flip side, you have Arian Foster and his everyday struggle to not get injured. I’m pretty sure they keep him in bubble wrap and sound alarms when he sneezes. He has 86 carries so far, which I call bullsh*t on. He’s never done anything more than 10 times without pulling a hamstring. Regardless, there are makings here of a decent game, so obviously it’ll be over in the first three minutes. HODOR.
Note: I’ll be doing Yuengling for the beer portion, and Jameson for the shots portion.
Take one sip of beer if…
You confuse Andrew Luck’s incredibly huge mouthpiece for an orange peel.
Peyton Manning is mentioned.
Fitzpatrick does something that makes you want to call him Fitzmagic.
Reggie Wayne bails Luck out.
You want to give Luck a throat lozenge.
Any time they show BBQ.
Take one shot of liquor if…
J.J. Watt swats a pass.
The Oilers are mentioned.
Anyone uses Andrew Luck’s last name as a pun or in a play of words.
Totally Legitmate Game Prediction
Colts – HODOR