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Since this game falls on Thursday night, I can only surmise that the Colts will win this game by at least 48,965 touchdowns. And I feel that might be on the low-end. In what will be a battle of two 3-2 teams, the Colts appear the stronger one-game-above-mediocrity team because of the weapons they have on offense. Led by Andrew Luck and his 1,617 yards, 14 touchdowns, and his amazing likeness to Hodor, both Reggie Wayne and T.Y. Hilton are on pace for around 1,000 yard seasons, and for the first time in twenty years, Trent Richardson may finally end a season with more than 1.9 YPC. Haha, just kidding. No way that happens. On the flip side, you have Arian Foster and his everyday struggle to not get injured. I’m pretty sure they keep him in bubble wrap and sound alarms when he sneezes. He has 86 carries so far, which I call bullsh*t on. He’s never done anything more than 10 times without pulling a hamstring. Regardless, there are makings here of a decent game, so obviously it’ll be over in the first three minutes. HODOR.

 

Drinking Game

Note: I’ll be doing Yuengling for the beer portion, and Jameson for the shots portion.

Take one sip of beer if…

You confuse Andrew Luck’s incredibly huge mouthpiece for an orange peel.

Peyton Manning is mentioned.

Fitzpatrick does something that makes you want to call him Fitzmagic.

Reggie Wayne bails Luck out.

You want to give Luck a throat lozenge.

Any time they show BBQ.

Take one shot of liquor if…

J.J. Watt swats a pass.

The Oilers are mentioned.

Anyone uses Andrew Luck’s last name as a pun or in a play of words.

 

Totally Legitmate Game Prediction

Colts – HODOR

Texans – 10 (the estimated fan total of the Texans. That includes J.J. Watt’s mother.)

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  1. Dom B says:
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    Who to start at k Steven hausuaka or Adam vinatari and flex start Roddy White Doug martin TY HILTON or Kendall wright or fred Jackson. Adam off waivers

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Dom B: Haus and Hilton.

  2. james a says:
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    witten or dwayne allen?

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @james a: Allen, but it’s close.

  3. Allan says:
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    I’ve got graham and kelce. If I trade kelce what level of receiver or rb should I be targeting?

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Allan: Probably tier 4ish. Maybe a Sankey.

  4. Dom B says:
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    Is TY Hilton luck’s #1 or not cause I’m in a money league and I’m hesitant bout starting him over martin cause of Wayne and Allen take TDs so who is the better?

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Dom B: Wayne and Hilton are essentially the same thing. Wayne is the safe pick, and Hilton is high risk high reward pick.

  5. Dom B says:
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    Okay I’m benching Martin and starting Hilton

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Dom B: I would have done the same thing, for what it’s worth.

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Dom B: Good start so far…

  6. Ryan says:
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    E. Lacy and A. Morris for L. McCoy and C. Patterson. .5 point ppr. What side u like.?

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Ryan: Lacy side, it’s not close.

  7. Dom B says:
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    Good trade me sends Odell Beckham and Reggie bush for his zac Stacy or do I decline

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Dom B: Zac Stacy slightly there.

      • Dom B says:
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        Thx

  8. Dom B says:
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    Okay so someone in my league dropped bishop sankey, my RBs are Eddie Lacy Andre Ellington, Doug Martin, and Fred Jackson and WRs are Kelvin Benjamin, Roddy White, Michael Crabtree, TY Hilton, and Kendall Wright and I was thinking about dropping wright for Sankey so I have more depth at RB or should I keep my team if not who should I drop? THANKS!!!!!

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Dom B: I would hold right now.

      • Dom B says:
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        Thanks for all the advice mostly Hilton!!!!!!!!!

        • Jay

          Jay says:
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          @Dom B: Haha, word!

  9. ohmy says:
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    would you rather pick up isiah crowell/ benny cunningham/ or justin hunter

    • ohmy says:
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      @ohmy: also, sit one. julian edelman/keenan allen/ steve smith sr.

      • Jay

        Jay says:
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        @ohmy: Smith.

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @ohmy: Hmm, Hunter.

  10. Jake says:
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    Surprisingly, this was not a blowout & actually a good game – although I thought it was going to be a blowout in the beginning not the case

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Jake: No one told them it was TNF. WIERD!

  11. Tarman Got Him says:
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    One if my two 5-0 teams has Luck and Vinitari and I’ve started great!

    1-4 opponent is rocking Hilton. Pshhh.

    Can I stay underfeated? Only time will tell!!

    Haha!!

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Tarman Got Him: Still a good start though. Sounds very similar to one of my 5-0 teams.

  12. friar says:
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    Thoughts on trading Rainey (RB5) for Donnell (TE2, behind Olsen)? Neither would be in my lineup, so I’m just trying to maximize value (non-ppr). Thanks!

    • Dom B says:
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      @friar: Yes! Rainey may steal tds from Martin but he is still the workhorse

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @friar: Yeah, it’s a fine idea.

      • friar says:
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        @Jay: Done. Thanks!

  13. Randy says:
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    Who would you rather have on your roster in a standard league? T-Rich (who I have now)…or Storm Johnson, Derick McKinnon, or Joseph Randle…. My other RBs are Forte, Foster, R Jennings, Tate, and Ingram…so wondering if I should go w/ what we know about T-Rich or go for potential upside? Thanks!

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Randy: Take a chance on Storm and see what he can do.

  14. Dom B says:
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    Hey I heard Lacy and Starks are spliting carries should I trade Lacy away and try to get some else

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Dom B: I don’t believe that report. Their premise is faulty, in that he only “split carries” by playing the entire fourth quarter during garbage time.

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