Chip Riley

I have no idea what’s going on here, but what ever it is, probably needs more doctor. 

Warning: This is a Ray Rice free zone. And as much as we’d like to adhere to this policy on Razzball tonight and in the future, you’d be crazy to think that the NFL Network will. And if ESPN and their mighty journalistic integrity are any indication of what we’re in store tonight, we’re f*cked. And what probably doesn’t take attention away from domestic violence is the fact that domestic abuse survivor, Rihanna, will be performing with Jay-Z (more like Jay-Y, amiright folks?) before the game. Well, to the NFL’s credit, at least they didn’t ask Chris Brown to perform… But, luckily for us, there’s actually going to be football going on between two franchises that really seem to dislike each other. So let’s bring in the football so we can forget everything else for a few hours. Well, okay, you’re right, with the commercials, it’s more like five hours.

 

Drinking Game

Note: I’ll be doing Stella Artois for the beer portion, and Jameson for the shots portion.

Take one sip of beer if…

Roethlisberger pump fakes the defense.

Phil Simms says something that makes you want to punch him in the face.

The camera focuses on Brett Keisel’s beard.

The camera focuses on Troy Polamalu’s hair.

Benard Pierce runs for two yards or less.

Take one shot of liquor if…

Ray Lewis is mentioned.

Roethlisberger pump fakes the defense and then fumbles the ball because he pumped too much.

Joe Flacco and “Elite” are mentioned in the same sentence.

 

Totally Legitimate Game Prediction

Steelers – 1 Head & Shoulders sponsorship.

Ravens – 2 Elite Eyebrows.

 

  1. Jake the snake says:
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    Hey man, start or sit forsett tonight? He’d be my rb2 or flex with Tate injured.

    If not forsett then who to start RB2, gerhart, Ahmad Bradshaw?

    Flex ; either forsett , Bradshaw, Kelvin Benjamin or Wheaton?

    Start or sit Crabtree to play Benjamin? Crabtree didn’t look good vs a favorable matchup vs Dallas who knows maybe he will this week vs bears

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Jake the snake: I like Bradshaw more. I’d start Crabtree still here.

  2. Awkward is an awkward word says:
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    Simms face-punching will result in alcohol poisoning by mid second quarter.

  3. Gus says:
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    I see you like Bradshaw. Who the better option this week Bradshaw or L. Miller? As you can see struggling with my RB2.
    Thanks for your opinion

    • Gus says:
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      @Gus:
      K. Robinson and Woodhead are my other garbage not that it matters.

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Gus: heh. I’d still go Bradshaw here.

  4. Dubba_Dubs says:
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    Would you player Flacco or RG3 this week?

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      Not Flacco.

  5. Chris says:
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    With the news it’s likely MJD misses this week, would you look to drop MJD to add Darren McFadden?

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Chris: if you really need a guy, that’s okay.

  6. Gmatt21 says:
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    I need help. 1 player keeper league PPR. I just got offered dez and Ryan Mathews for McCoy

    My WRs currently are Percy, k Benjamin, a Hawkins, kenbrel thomkins, Ruben randel

    My Rbs are: McCoy, Arian fos, shone green, m Ingram, t rich

    Thanks

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Gmatt21: it’s fair. I think I’d do it.

  7. Zandy says:
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    Pierre Thomas or Ahmad Bradshaw std league ROS?

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Zandy: Thomas.

  8. friar says:
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    I need some advice navigating the great Josh Gordon uncertainty…

    I picked up Gordon last week and, as the news continues to swirl, I had someone offer me a trade today for him. Obviously, there are too many unknowns to accurately assess Gordon’s value at this point, but I’d love to know your thoughts.

    I get: Megatron, Gronk
    I give: Charles, Olsen, Gordon

    It’s a 12-team, non-PPR league, and I’m currently RB-heavy, hoping some of my WRs hit:

    RB: Charles, L. Bell, Bernard, Mathews, Rainey
    WR: T. Smith, K. Benjamin, J. Hunter, Bowe, Randle, (Welker), (Gordon)
    TE: Olsen

    • Giant Gigantes says:
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      @friar: that’s an easy accept with Gordon still likely to miss time

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @friar: hmm, I’d actually hold here.

      • friar says:
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        @Jay: Do you think it’s worth offering a counter (get him to throw in another piece, or try to talk him into taking a different RB instead), or should I just hold out and hope patience pays off with Gordon?

        • Jay

          Jay says:
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          @friar: just be patient.

          • friar says:
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            @Jay: Thanks for the advice, Jay!

            With Josh Gordon news continuing to evolve (sounds like Gordon will play, but miss at least 10 games: http://tinyurl.com/p4pcvdc), would you still recommend I stay patient, or should I trade Gordon, Charles, and Olsen for Megatron and Gronk?

            • Jay

              Jay says:
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              @friar: I’m okay with this trade now, yes. However, I still like your players better, if only by a hair.

  9. Sky

    Sky says:
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    Start Flacco’s eyebrows or mine?

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Sky: your’s aren’t elite enough.

  10. Alex says:
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    Trade Doug Martin for Kennen Allen?

    I have
    Cam Newton
    A.J Green
    M. Sanu
    Doug Martin
    C.J Spiller
    Jimmy Graham
    Justin Forsett
    Mike Evans
    Bench Lamar miller
    Bench Shonn Green
    Bench Wes welker
    Bench John Brown
    Bench Jeremy hill
    Bench Ben Tate
    Bench Johnathan Stewert

    .5 ppr

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Alex: Yeah, it’s fine.

  11. Pewter Gray Clouds says:
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    I was offered Andrew Luck, Alshon Jeffery and Darren Sproles for Calvin Johnson. I dont need Andrew Luck because i have Aaron rodgers and i dont want sproles because i have a couple guys similar to him already. So instead i am going to counter with Calvin johnson and Jaquizz rodgers for matt forte and alshon jeffery. WHat do you think?

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Pewter Gray Clouds: I like this trade… but I’m still worried about Jeffery’s hamstring. These things have a way of lingering. That being said, I would have drafted Forte ahead of Johnson this year, so I say give it a try.

      • matt says:
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        @Jay: so dude countered with alshon and forte for megatron and Chris ivory. I just picked ivory up Wednesday but I’m a little concerned about jefferys hammy. Do you still like the trade? My wr are Calvin Johnson Randall Cobb Emanuel sanders and Terrence williams.

        • matt says:
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          @matt: and to give you an idea my rb are reggae bush chris ivory Bernard pierce carlos Hyde and jaquizz rodgers

          • Jay

            Jay says:
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            @matt: Yeah, the more and more I think about this, I think you should hold. I love Forte, but I’m fine with what you have right now.

            • matt says:
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              @Jay: I appreciate the advice. I’m gonna offer Calvin for alshon and forte and drop alex Smith.

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