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In what will be a showdown for the ages, with the context of said showdown being for first place in the dumpster fire known as the NFC South, seems as though it’s a perfect game to spotlight during Thursday Night Football, a prime time slot that has been utterly corrosive to our livers about 90% of the time. Or maybe that’s just my liver. I love alcohol. What of it? After treating the Green Bay defense like tissue paper, Breesus and his disciples (see what I did there?) look to take on the fledgling Panthers. Fun fact: Every team in this division is fledgling. Except Tampa Bay. They’re just terrible. Coming into the season with what was supposed to be an elite defense, Carolina has given up at least 37 points four times in the past five games. But they did hold Seattle to 13 points, proving that Seattle’s offense is kinda sh*tty. That being said, Cam Newton still has some room to grow, and DeAngelo Williams is back in time for this game, just to get injured again. So, uh, yeah, should be one of those games…

 

Drinking Game

Note: I’ll be doing Kona Brewing Company’s Longboard Lager for the beer portion, and Jameson for the shots portion.

Take one sip of beer if…

Sean Payton gives the lemon face.

Phil Simms says something stupid. Or says “JEEM.”

Jimmy Graham played basketball. Take baby sips.

Greg Olsen’s personal life is outlined anyway, shape, or form.

Take one shot of liquor if…

Mike Tolbert dances.

If there is a Superman celebration.

You see Rob Ryan say “F*CK”.

 

Totally Legitmate Game Prediction

Saints – Don’t caaare.

Panthers – Don’t caaare.

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  1. Dom B says:
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    So what I meant is can you give me what you think where each player on my roster is. for instance obviously Aaron Rodgers is a QB 1 while Let’s say Andy Dalton is a QB 2 I want you just to name each position what they are position 1 2 3 4 etc I want this to see where my team is at and my roster
    QB – Aaron Rodgers – Packers
    RB – LeSean McCoy – Eagles
    RB – Andre Ellington – Cardinals
    WR – Kelvin Benjamin – Panthers
    WR – T.Y. Hilton – Colts
    WR – Michael Crabtree – 49ers
    TE – Larry Donnell – Giants
    PK – Steven Hauschka – Seahawks
    DEF – Baltimore Ravens – Ravens

    • Dom B says:
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      @Dom B:

      QB – Aaron Rodgers – Packers
      RB – LeSean McCoy – Eagles
      RB – Andre Ellington – Cardinals
      WR – Kelvin Benjamin – Panthers
      WR – T.Y. Hilton – Colts
      WR – Michael Crabtree – 49ers
      TE – Larry Donnell – Giants
      PK – Steven Hauschka – Seahawks
      DEF – Baltimore Ravens – Ravens

      Bench:
      QB – Ben Roethlisberger – Steelers
      RB – Fred Jackson – Bills
      RB – Charles Sims – Buccaneers
      WR – Odell Beckham – Giants
      WR – Percy Harvin – Jets
      TE – Delanie Walker – Titans

      • Jay

        Jay says:
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        @Dom B: Hilton over Benjamin, and Walker over Donnell. It’s in the right order after that.

  2. Vin Sully 1988 says:
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    I’m planning on taking shots on everything you listed and I’m afraid I’ll Drink and trade…. I was offered Brees for Benjamin and Russell Wilson and right now my team looks locked into the playoffs and the saints schedule looks great for the last couple weeks. Should I take this deal?

    My WR depth without Benjamin is
    1.Jordy
    2.Brown
    3.Calvin

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Vin Sully 1988: Careful!

      Yeah, I’m okay with it based on your WR corps.

  3. Cups says:
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    $100 faab

    J.Bell was dropped in my 12 team. How much do you bid?

    Thanks!

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Cups: 20?

  4. Montezuma's Revenge... right now says:
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    lucky, we don’t have Kona in MO. no distribution here. how come i can’t view Nick’s video/podcast anymore (i can still load the audio tracks). I didn’t change my computer, is there something i should update maybe? About a month or so ago they still worked. or did you guys change the type of file it is? It shows it’s starting to load, but it doesn’t. The progress bar loads, just no video or sound come out.

      • Montezuma's Revenge... right now says:
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        @Jay: i haven’t been able to comment on Nick’s vid posts since mid tour.

        • Montezuma's Revenge... right now says:
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          @Montezuma’s Revenge… right now: what i mean is, when i send it it just doesn’t show up, and from the fact that none of his posts have had a comment in a long time i’m guessing that part has nothing to do with my computer at all.

  5. goodfold2 says:
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    trade prospects not doing well, i start with donnell and t.austin for amukamura and evans (but willing to take any of evans/OBJ/decker), he comes back with D-jax and donnell for o.daniels and decker. since my first offer he made trade for o.daniels for his CJ500K (which is a smart trade for him). He now only has 3 RB with Ivory/Dunbar/D.Brown so one would think he’d have some interest in paying for Sims or Taliaferro. I told him it’s cool if he wants to see Sims play first. Also told him i’d rather want D-Jax alone over both Decker/O.Daniels, plus i’m not trading Donnell to get back more TE’s.

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @goodfold2: Yeah, seems a bit much there.

  6. John Rambo Jr says:
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    Poster above made me wonder about trades for the upcoming playoffs. He mentioned NO favorable finish, especially w/ Bree’s coming around.

    Any thoughts on teams w/ favorable match ups wk 14, 15, 16?
    Any reason to roster Josh Gordon soon?

    Please take my mind off of starting Kelvin B. Tonight

    Thanks in advance,
    JRJ

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @John Rambo Jr: Still a bit too far away, but I think Gordon needs to be rostered in all formats.

  7. goodfold2 says:
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    got ingram in 2 leagues (that also happen to be my biggest money leagues, ha), we got 6 pt bonuses at 100 yards ran/caught, and same bonus at 300 yards thrown. in one league i had jimmy and ingram vs brees. that ended about as good as it could’ve, besides brees getting a rush TD instead of ingram getting a third. ingram hits bonus exactly, brees misses his by 3.

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @goodfold2: Ingram weirds me out.

  8. goodfold2 says:
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    another funny trade “offer”. i give up gordon/julio/reed to get aj green/orange julius. this dude is well known for sending str up b.s. like this. AND my roster actually needs good 2nd WR more than his.

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @goodfold2: I think there are cases to be made for each side here, but context can change everything.

      • goodfold2 says:
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        @Jay: interesting, but i would think that the team getting AJ Green /JT would have to have a stronger WR 2# to even do this, in this case the guy giving up green (my opp) is one in that situation. i would be giving up my right now (and healthy) WR 1 and my few weeks turning into very solid WR 2# (top 5 guy at position) for an injured version of julio, pretty much.

  9. Ron says:
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    Which side you like in .5PPR league..

    Charles and Crabtree or Dez and Bennett?

    • Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabadoo says:
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      @Ron: i would think that’s fair and in vacuum take Dez side, but it’s about needs, but anybody giving up charles better have very good RB both for depth and strength.

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Ron: Charles. It’s real close though.

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