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True nightmare fuel.

Who are these “Chargers” you speak of? Are we talking about my phone charger? Yeah, you’re right, such faux bewilderment by me is totally unbecoming of a true Charges fan. All 12 of us. But here we are, probably the biggest test of the young season, and… brah, check out those waves. Laters. Meanwhile, Pete Carroll is too busy helming the Northwest Death Star and poisoning San Francisco’s water supply to know what a Charger is or what it does. In fact, there are going to be more Chargers fans in Portland this Sunday than San Diego. And while you could accuse me of being a bit bias with the lede, I simply refuse to talk about a Houston-Oakland match-up. And no, the Rams and Cardinals seems equally as boring. And while I would have liked to have highlighted the Jets-Packers game, I’m pretty sure I would be forced to pay royalties to State Farm for doing so. Unabashed Chargers homerism it is!

 

Late Games

Seahawks vs. ChargersChargers have a way of stepping up against tough opponents and playing over their heads. They also have a way of sh*tting the bed in these situations as well. So the Chargers are essentially like 80% of all NFL teams.

Rams vs. Buccaneers – I think, for one game, the teams should play on that pirate ship.

Chiefs vs. Broncos – Let’s see what happens when Peyton Manning gets to throw against a defense that is actually a step down from the Cowboys defense, something not thought possible by scientists.

Texans vs. Raiders – I honestly would not be surprised if this game ended in a scoreless tie.

Jets vs. Packers – Discount Double Go Jump Off A Building State Farm.

  1. Allan says:
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    Breaking News: Michael Floyd, Pierre Garcon, and Kendell Wright have been arrested for murdering my fantasy team.

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Allan: Mine died too, and those suspects seem logical.

    • goodfold2 says:
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      @Allan: you ain’t kidding, i played wright over wayne, and probably flipped the choice 5 times. garcon i have on 3 teams.

  2. Principal Blackman says:
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    Did JJ Watt just catch a td pass from Fitzpatrick or is Stat Tracker pulling my chain?

      • Principal Blackman says:
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        @Jay: There can be no doubt, now, if there ever was.

        • Jay

          Jay says:
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          @Principal Blackman: Right, like, I’m sure it has something to do with the Raiders being the Raiders, but still…

  3. Nick says:
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    Drop hart line or Baldwin for Gates as my backup to Witten??

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Nick: I’m fine dropping Hartline.

  4. Principal Blackman says:
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    I would’ve appreciated it if Pierre Garcon and Greg Jennings would’ve used a little lube before using me like a Chinese finger cuff.

  5. Lopes says:
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    Offered Ellington and Crabtree for my Spiller and Terrance Williams. Would you do this? Williams is basically trade bait on my team and I have Stacy, Spiller, Rashad Jennings and Ingram, and west on my bench

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Lopes: I’m okay with it.

      • Lopes says:
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        @Jay: Same league, what if the trade is actually my Thomas, Spiller and Williams for his Marshall Fitzgerald and Ellington?

        • Lopes says:
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          @Lopes: thats Demarius Thomas

        • Jay

          Jay says:
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          @Lopes: I’d want Crabtree instead of Fitz. Seems like enough of a downgrade to pass.

  6. wtf says:
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    i know you’re not big on him, but did montee get benched? talk about a timeshare nightmare…..

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      It’s still early, and I think he’s got talent, but I tried to warn everyone, everywhere.

  7. Nick says:
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    Appreciate the quick reply Jay! Another question, in a 10-team league, would you grab McKinnon for the bench? I currently have Jones-Drew, Bowe, Hyde, Baldwin, Jennings & Gates on my bench…

    Sanu, Rudolph, Cooper, Kniles Davis, J Stwart & M. Austin are also available but I do not see any value out of them for a bench role…

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Nick: Actually, I think your depth is fine here. If you want though, MJD is droppable in a 10-team.

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Fish: You’re hanging out with the wrong type of people.

      • Fish says:
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        @Fish: @Jay:

        It’s with crap like this where I can’t help but think, “I can’t wait for Fantasy Baseball. At least that sh*t takes skill.”

        • Jay

          Jay says:
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          @Fish: Based on the sample sizes, you have a point…

        • Jay

          Jay says:
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          @Fish: Btw, its the comments section. Fuck, shit, asshat, curse as much and as often as you want.

          • goodfold2 says:
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            @Jay: nobody else who works here has ever said that (well they haven’t exactly said not to either). good to see. asshat is my longest running team’s name, it’s made 3 str super bowls.

            • Jay

              Jay says:
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              @goodfold2: haha, word. Might be different for baseball, but over here, I don’t care.

  8. J-FOH says:
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    Nice Halloween costume

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      You’d think it was me… but it’s not. Not sure if I’m sad or relieved.

      • J-FOH says:
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        @Jay: because you would only wear that around the house?

        • Jay

          Jay says:
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          @J-FOH: Sleep in it, but sure.

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