If you’ve been able to survive the narrative process for this game, which started back when 2014 NFL Schedule was released, we’ve finally made it. The rematch of all rematches from a Super Bowl game that was pretty boring (especially if you’re from Portland). To be honest, I can’t really remember anything after the Broncos snapped safety. That being said, there was plenty of Broncos derp and Manningface (which evolved into Manningsulk) to last a lifetime, so for another chance at something similar… sure, I’ll watch.
Late Games
Broncos vs. Seahawks – I speak for all Demaryius Thomas owners… however many times he’s targeted, it’s never enough. We will never be satisfied. Solution: we must make more sacrifices to Pey-Pey’s forehead. MORE VIRGINS FOR THE FOREHEAD GODS!
49ers vs. Cardinals – Lucky for the 49ers, it’s harder to meltdown to the Cardinals than it is to the Bears.
Chiefs vs. Dolphins – Nothing says entertainment like an Alex Smith, Ryan Tannehill showdown. SARCASM ALERT: MAGENTA.
