Merry-Football-Sunday

If you’ve been able to survive the narrative process for this game, which started back when 2014 NFL Schedule was released, we’ve finally made it. The rematch of all rematches from a Super Bowl game that was pretty boring (especially if you’re from Portland). To be honest, I can’t really remember anything after the Broncos snapped safety. That being said, there was plenty of Broncos derp and Manningface (which evolved into Manningsulk) to last a lifetime, so for another chance at something similar… sure, I’ll watch.

 

Late Games

Broncos vs. Seahawks –  I speak for all Demaryius Thomas owners… however many times he’s targeted, it’s never enough. We will never be satisfied. Solution: we must make more sacrifices to Pey-Pey’s forehead. MORE VIRGINS FOR THE FOREHEAD GODS!

 

49ers vs. Cardinals – Lucky for the 49ers, it’s harder to meltdown to the Cardinals than it is to the Bears.

 

Chiefs vs. Dolphins – Nothing says entertainment like an Alex Smith, Ryan Tannehill showdown. SARCASM ALERT: MAGENTA.

  1. Allan says:
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    Are we worried about Eddie Lacy? Third week in a row he’s sucked.

    • Jay

      Jay says:
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      @Allan: Slightly so, but I’m sticking with him for now.

      • Allan says:
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        @Jay: That last series Green Bay had Harris in at running back. NFL coaches are awful. They’ll leave a QB in after throwing 3 picks but a running back fumbles once and barely plays the rest of the game.

        • Jay

          Jay says:
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          @Allan: Yeah, they have goofy standards, for sure. McCown’s performance comes to mind.

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