I’m typing this out at 5 o’clock because I’m probably going to be glued to my TV like the rest of America. At 8 P.M. central standard time on ESPN2 Pogopalooza 2020: The World Championships will finally air. The world’s best pogo athletes will compete for gold in best trick, high jump, and big air. What’s the difference between high jump and big air? I have no clue, but I’m about to find out here in a few hours.
Oh, you thought the party ended at Pogopalooza? WRONG! Slippery Stairs: College Tour airs immediately after. Who doesn’t want to watch races up slippery stairs? In fact, there are two episodes. The chances of me knowing who won the election grow slimmer by the minute as I peruse the ESPN2 channel guide. Unfortunately my sports book isn’t offering any bets on these events at the time, but as soon as I finish this post, I will be contacting customer service. Not that it matters after you found out about Pogopalooza and Slippery Stairs, but here are my fantasy football rankings for week 9.
