In case you missed the bittersweet news because you have a life and aren’t glued to the digital cesspool called “Twitter”:
A couple of friends and I had a decent little DraftKings Reignmakers win today. One Saquon Barkley point away from the $100,000 grand prize!
Come to @Razzball for fantasy football advice and you can almost win $100,000 too! pic.twitter.com/s5Oo27e1tc
— DonkeyTeeth (@DonkeyTeeth87) September 12, 2022
This is where I have to break the bitter part of the bittersweet news: after my huge windfall, I’ll be hanging up the cleats. Going into retirement. Bowing out at the top like the last two Detroit Lions’ superstars. It was good knowing you, faithful Razzball reader!
Hold on. My financial advisor just rang. Our investment in a start-up quinoa sausage company has gone to zero. Classic vegan startup rug pull. It looks like I’m back at it with my team of genius chimps to put together another week of the most accurate 2022 weekly fantasy football rankings*. If you’re looking for another (more intelligent) viewpoint, be sure to subscribe to Razzball’s 2022 fantasy football tools to see Rudy’s comprehensive weekly projections. Anyway, here’s the weekly rankings for 2022 fantasy football, week 2:
*most accurate 2022 fantasy football rankings curated by a team of chimps
