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This is where I have to break the bitter part of the bittersweet news: after my huge windfall, I’ll be hanging up the cleats. Going into retirement. Bowing out at the top like the last two Detroit Lions’ superstars. It was good knowing you, faithful Razzball reader!

Hold on. My financial advisor just rang. Our investment in a start-up quinoa sausage company has gone to zero. Classic vegan startup rug pull. It looks like I’m back at it with my team of genius chimps to put together another week of the most accurate 2022 weekly fantasy football rankings*. If you’re looking for another (more intelligent) viewpoint, be sure to subscribe to Razzball’s 2022 fantasy football tools to see Rudy’s comprehensive weekly projections. Anyway, here’s the weekly rankings for 2022 fantasy football, week 2:

*most accurate 2022 fantasy football rankings curated by a team of chimps

 

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crimedog
crimedog
2 months ago

Someone dropped rhadre Stephenson in a 14 team league. How much faab would you spend to get him?

The Scrant Dog
2 months ago

Curtis Samueland a 2023 2nd and 3rd for Bateman. What side are you on?

Jai Ya
Jai Ya
2 months ago

How do you feel about Gallup going forward? I was planning to add him this week but the Dak injury has me hesitating. Would you pick him up and drop one of Samuel, Parker or Woods? It’s a 12 team 0.5 PPR league. My other WRs are Diontae and Godwin (we’re capped at five players at the WR position). Thanks for any thoughts!

Jai Ya
Jai Ya
2 months ago
Reply to  Donkey Teeth

Yea, that was my inclination as well. Appreciate the reply!

Beware the Shit Rope
Beware the Shit Rope
2 months ago
Reply to  Jai Ya

i threw away my shares for c.davis or c-sam this week. if i hadn’t gotten one of those would’ve done it for DPJ (CLE).

Beware the Shit Rope
Beware the Shit Rope
2 months ago

and don’t buy that j.jones b.s. about dak being back in 4 weeks (his quote). everybody else says that’s a 6-8 week injury, if we see dak playing before that, think back to last year’s RW3 (wilson) playing early with a bum hand for reference as to whether you want any part of that offense if say j.jones forces him back early.

Brian
Brian
2 months ago

Congats on the DFS win! Quick question… In a 14 team redraft PPR league (we only start 2 WR, 1 RB, 1 Flex), would you drop any of the following for Isiah Pacheco?

Tyler Lockett
Kareem Hunt
Rhamondre Stevenson
Tyrion Davis-Price

Thanks!

Sport
Sport
2 months ago

Hey DT! It’s my first year back into FFB for over 10 years. I have been watching all the Razzball youtube videos and reading all the articles.

Is your weekly rankings based for just this week matchups only? Or is it more of a ‘rest of the season’ rankings?

I have Kareem Hunt on all 3 of my teams in a 1/2 ppr basic yahoo set up. According to the rankings I could put Hunt into the flex over guys like Brandon Cooks and Amon St.Brown. Is that what you would?

Also, on the TE rankings. You are higher on Everett against the Chiefs than than the ECR. I had just picked up Tonyan for a backup plan if Kittle is out again. To use Everett I would have to plug him in by tomorrow evening and lose the option of using Kittle. What are your thoughts on this if you don’t mind?!

Thank you for all the great stuff on Razzball and twitter!

happyharry
happyharry
2 months ago

DT – PPR, which two RB’s you like best out of: Etienne(JAX), J.Robinson(JAX), D.Henderson(LAR), R.Stevenson(NE)….thanks Man!

Water Boy
Water Boy
2 months ago

Hey DT!

Full ppr now that the waiver wire dust has settled would you make any of these add/drops for depth?

drop Devante Parker, Doubs or Pickens (or hold Pickens?) for of Treylon burks, KJ Osborn , Sterling shepherd, Kyle Philips, zay Jones , hardman.

I own both Chase Edmonds & Mostert, I drafted Mostert as Edmonds insurance but would you drop Mostert for any of these or hold for insurance? Burkhead, Davis-Price, Marlon Mack (just signed to SF)) , Pacheco, McKinnon

Lastly my broncos D who face Texans in Mile high or Rams D who get falcons in LA

Thanks man!

RICE
RICE
2 months ago

Hey DT!

Trying not to overreact too much to week 1 (hard not to when I start three Cowoys), but there are some interesting names on the waiver for me right now. Any moves you would make if you were me?

10 Team / H2H / 0.5PPR

QB: Mahomes
RB: Mixon
RB: J. Williams
WR: Lamb
WR: Metcalf
TE: Schultz
FLX: E. Elliott

Bench:
QB: R. Willson
RB: K. Herbert / R. Mostert
WR: Juju / Lockett / Burks / D. Hopkins
INJ: B. Robinson

Available: Aiyuk / Landry / Chark / Warren / Peoples-Jones / I. McKensie / Boyd / Pickens

William Trill Cauley-Stein
William Trill Cauley-Stein
2 months ago

Donkey Teeth! I hope you are doing well, staying healthy and winning in your league(s). I am in a ten team 0.5 ppr league with big play bonuses. Could you please help me figure out who to start for week 2? Thank you!

***QB: R. Wilson OR J. Hurts?

WR1: AJ Brown

***WR2: C. Kirk OR B. Aiyuk OR J. Waddle

RB1: J. Taylor

RB2: Javonte Williams

***TE: Z. Ertz OR G. Everett?

***F: B. Aiyuk OR C. Kirk OR J. Waddle OR. B. Hall OR J. Robinson OR D. Henderson?

D: Pittsburgh

***K: D. Hopkins OR J. Elliott OR Y. Koo OR R. Succop?

Thank you!

Jon
Jon
2 months ago

Would you go with a questionable Najee Harris over R. Bateman (in a swing slot), B. Hall, A. Gibson, or K. Hunt?

Also, would you add Everett or Njoku over Fant?

What about adding J. Palmer, J. Meyers or N. Collins over J. Dotson?

Finally, what about adding K. Drake over E. Benjamin?

Thanks!

Jon
Jon
2 months ago
Reply to  Jon

By the way, this is a Half PPR league.

Beware the Shit Rope
Beware the Shit Rope
2 months ago

surprised (i haven’t checked the top FP guys at all yet) j-rob is below etienne (albeit it’s close now).

Beware the Shit Rope
Beware the Shit Rope
2 months ago
Reply to  Donkey Teeth

that’s what i was thinking based on usage week 1 (which if anybody saw that coming they sure didn’t rank for it). i have both in one spot (i surely wasn’t touching etienne without him, besides dynasty (1 spot too but without j-rob))

granvillehouston
granvillehouston
2 months ago

McKinnon or TDP, 14 team .5 ppr league?

Mordacious Levator
Mordacious Levator
2 months ago
Reply to  Donkey Teeth

guessing this doesn’t change if full PPR here? was about to ask same thing but a 12’er full PPR

Gregarious
Gregarious
2 months ago

Hey DT!

Does your Rashaad Penny ranking imply that you’re not particularly worried about Ken Walker eating into his workload this week (or the Niners defense)? And I guess you would flex Penny over James Robinson or Curtis Samuel (0.5ppr)?

Thanks man!

pugs slugs
pugs slugs
2 months ago

Good Morning Donkey,

1) Pierce was dropped and is off waivers tomorrow. How much FAAB of 100 should I put on him? MVS would be my drop.

If I don’t get him, which would be the better pick up for MVS? Steveson, Gainwell, or Boyd? I’d prefer another RB.

2) Should I continue to roll with Wagner as my IDP, or would you try one of Bosa, Garrett, James Jr.?

Thanks!

10-TM, Super-Flex, Half-PPR,  

QB       Allen
RB       JaVonte
RB        Gibson
WR      Hill
WR      Evans
TE        Freiermuth
Flex      Metcalf
S/F       Burrow
K          Succop
D/ST    Baltimore
IDP       Wagner

B  WR  Kirk, Toney, MVS
B  RB   Hunt, Gordon
IR         B. Robinson Jr.

pugs slugs
pugs slugs
2 months ago
Reply to  Donkey Teeth

Thanks for the response. We have 5 bench spots and it’s a 10-TM. Rhamondre Stevenson is also available with Pierce.

Last edited 2 months ago by pugs slugs
pugs slugs
pugs slugs
2 months ago
Reply to  Donkey Teeth

I was able to get both Stevenson and Pierce for $13 total while dropping MVS and Toney. I hope to hold long enough to see if one becomes a viable flex, but ultimately I need RBs for week 9 when JaVonte, Gordon, and Hunt have byes.

Mobin Can't Hack It
Mobin Can't Hack It
2 months ago
Reply to  pugs slugs

wagner was the number 1 at idp guru, and that guy has had years of being a top 3 IDP ranker. i’m saying preseason 1 overall guy.

pugs slugs
pugs slugs
2 months ago

I appreciate this insight. I’m holding onto him.

Mr H.
Mr H.
2 months ago

I’ve been offered Higgins and Keenan Allen for Saquan Barkley and Bateman. Would you make this trade? Full PPR

My team:

Hurts
Ekeler
Javante
DJ Moore
ARob
Pitts

Bench:

Pierce
Bateman
Hopkins
Jarvis
Dotson
Pickens

Mike
Mike
2 months ago

DT what up? Are you a believer in Brian Robinson? I don’t have an IR spot but I can add him right now in a PPR league. My current Rbs are Najee, Swift, Gainwell and Walker lll. Would you drop Lance or Alec Pierce for him? Do you think he is back in week 5? And worth the hold and roster spot for another month and prob longer? Thanks for your time.

Uglee
Uglee
2 months ago

Josh Palmer worth a start tonight over Pollard, or Rhamonde? Appreciate the insight!

William Trill Cauley-Stein
William Trill Cauley-Stein
2 months ago

Donkey Teeth! I hope you are doing well, staying healthy and winning in your league(s). I am in a ten team 0.5 ppr league with big play bonuses. Could you please help me figure out who to start for week 2? Thank you!

***QB: R. Wilson OR J. Hurts?

WR1: AJ Brown

***WR2: C. Kirk OR B. Aiyuk OR J. Waddle

RB1: J. Taylor

RB2: Javonte Williams

***TE: Z. Ertz OR G. Everett?

***F: B. Aiyuk OR C. Kirk OR J. Waddle OR. B. Hall OR J. Robinson OR D. Henderson?

D: Pittsburgh

***K: D. Hopkins OR J. Elliott OR Y. Koo OR R. Succop?

Thank you!

William Trill Cauley-Stein
William Trill Cauley-Stein
2 months ago
Reply to  Donkey Teeth

Donkey Teeth! I appreciate you. I hope you are doing well. You are my fantasy football go to guy. I just wanted to give you the full context of my team and the players I am trying to decide between.

Draft Dodgers, Win Championships
Draft Dodgers, Win Championships
2 months ago

Zeke (Cin) Najee (NE) Dillon (Chi)…One has to sit. What say you?

William Trill Cauley-Stein
William Trill Cauley-Stein
2 months ago

I hope you are doing well, staying healthy and winning in your league(s). I am in a ten team 0.5 ppr league with big play bonuses. Could you please help me figure out who to start for week 2? Thank you!

***QB: R. Wilson OR J. Hurts?

WR1: AJ Brown

***WR2: C. Kirk OR B. Aiyuk OR J. Waddle

RB1: J. Taylor

RB2: Javonte Williams

***TE: Z. Ertz OR G. Everett?

***F: B. Aiyuk OR C. Kirk OR J. Waddle OR. B. Hall OR J. Robinson OR D. Henderson?

D: Pittsburgh

***K: D. Hopkins OR J. Elliott OR Y. Koo OR R. Succop?

Thank you!

Draft Dodgers, Win Championships
Draft Dodgers, Win Championships
2 months ago

1. rank top two WRs to have on the roster hoping for late year dividends….Doubs, C Watson, Pickens, Z Jones, M Jones.
2. Rank top two RBs to have on the roster as insurance policies:
Warren, Ingram, R White, Gainwell, K Herbert
Thank you

Eric Y.
Eric Y.
2 months ago

Hey DT! Trade question for you!

12 Team, 0.5 PPR with 2 IR spots, auction draft.

Starting Line Up
QB: Hurts
RB 1/2: JT and Antonio Gibson
WR 1/2: JJ and Kupp
TE: Gerald Everett or Knox
Flex x2: Landry and DJ Chark
K/Def: Who cares

Would you trade D.Hop + DJ Chark for A. St Brown or Brandin Cooks? I think I can afford to wait for D.Hop to come back but I feel like either of these two WR can be just as good as when D.Hop comes back (or maybe that’s just recency bias)

Thanks for your help!

Beans
Beans
2 months ago

Renfroe or Curtis Samuel for PPR Flex? Thanks man

Beans
Beans
2 months ago

Got another last min one for you. If Gabe Davis is out do you start Gainwell or T Burks? Or drop one of them and go with K Philips? PPR. Thanks man