Finally, a week of rankings that are without controversy in the title. It saves me the embarrassment of another BenJarvus Green-Ellis implosion and it gives you a nice opportunity to win some Razzball swag. Ok, it’s not really our swag. Our good friends over at ThinkJam thought to themselves, ‘what do we as a digital marketing agency have in common with a bunch of Fantasy Football players?’. Well just like Loni Anderson and Burt Reynolds, they found a way to make a perfect couple with us. Courtesy of their friends at 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment, they are giving away not one but two blu-ray discs of ‘The League’ Season 3 to not one but two lucky winners. All you have to do is simple. List your top 10 QBs for fantasy for week 5 in the comments below. You know where the comments are; it’s where you go to harangue me about my terrible rankings. You will be scored based on yahoo’s standard scoring which you can find here. Yes, it’s blank right now. Yahoo can’t see into the future. If they did, everyone would get a 100% and then I’d have to grade you like you were trying out for America’s Next Top Model and I can assure you, I’m no Tyra Banks. Key thing here is: you have to tell me today. Can’t post after tomorrow if Kevin Kolb has a huge game and show me you have him in your top 10. We both know he wouldn’t be there without some prior knowledge or you’ve been in a coma since pre-season of 2011. We good with the contest? Ok, now with the rankings. First off, I probably like Jay Cutler more than most this week. I don’t know, call it a hunch. Or better yet, call it the Jaguars defense. Secondly, I like Chris Johnson more than most this week. This one I call a hunch cuz it sure ain’t the Vikings defense. Probably the only other controversy I can sprinkle this week is my DeSean Jackson placement in the top 15 WRs for the week. The Steelers may win the game but I think their defense is getting the big name treatment. The Raiders dropped 34 on just under two weeks ago. The terrible towels have just been turrible as Charles Barkley would say. They may win the game, I just wouldn’t be surprised if there were 27+ points scored by the Eagles this week and you shouldn’t be either. And with that, on with the rankings and may the best 10 QB lister for week 5 win…well and the second best.
Oh, a big ‘ole PS before I go. I have a mini vacation this weekend as my BFF (Beer Friend Forever) and I embark on an Oktoberfest journey into the tiny mountain town of Leavenworth, WA where I hope to see double-D’s: Dirndls and Dunkelweizens. I’m sure it will be a glorious trip that I will need pictures to remember it from and possibly discard from my facebook account for fear of my supervisor seeing them. In my stead, we shall have the great and venerable – and hopefully potty trained – Jaywrong covering the Thursday night game and Sunday hoopla. I promise you he won’t bite unless you ask, unlike his friend Marv Albert. Alright all, may you all win unless some of you are somehow playing against each other this week. In that case, I hope for a tie as I love all my commenters equally. Unless you’re a girl in a dirndl offering me a dunkelweizen. You had me at Guten Tag. Auf Wiedersehen until Tuesday!