What this picture presupposes is, maybe it should be?

Welcome to what could be called the “first volley” of our 2017 Draft Strategy series, if, you know, you like catapults and sh*t. And yes, I know, I post something like this every season, but that’s only because the game of Fantasy Football is growing faster than your mom’s waist line. (Burn.) The new player influx makes this post relevant every year, and our future strategy content will benefit all and help prepare you for Draft day, and will likely also be filled with an assortment of snacks ranging from TWIX® candy bars and FUNYUNS®, basically what I like to call “breakfast”. And don’t tell me why they’re written all in caps, that’s their official “name”, so I can only assume that we are meant to shout it out every time, which, now that I think of it, seems totally natural.

Q: “What are you hungry for?”


See what I mean? Regardless, this opening salvo of strategic knowledge (everything sounds better when it fits a catapult theme and is weaponized) found in this post is focused for those of you who have no idea what Fantasy Football is or what it does. And listen, don’t be afraid of being the “noob”, that’s not a derogatory title for me. It can be derogatory, but for those who do use it as a negative descriptor, just remember, they were noobs once too. We all have to start somewhere… Which is probably your mom’s basement. And if that’s the case, you’ve completed half the journey, some would say.

So, you want to play Fantasy Football? Well, what are you waiting for? Let’s go!


One thing to remember, if you’ve played Fantasy Baseball, or if this is your first foray into fantasy gaming, Fantasy Football, on the surface, is not an intricate game to play. One can remain a casual NFL fan and still just be as informed as the die-hards, like these fine ambassadors of the human race:


10-out-of-10 pooping face on the right. Bravo.

Yeah, you’re right, the casual fan is probably more informed than these guys… but the truth is, there are just a lot less moving parts compared to it’s peers (sans custom leagues). Just know that when you are contemplating the deciding factors of whether or not you should play, the time-investment can be whatever you’d like it to be. Whether that’s an hour everyday or an hour for the entire week, you’ll be able to field a competitive roster for the entirety of the season. All you have to do to get started is follow these helpful bullet points I’ve prepared for you. (See, I’m telling you, weaponize everything bro. EVERYTHING. Even eggplant.)

  • Right now, this very instant… This is your information gathering stage. While the methods used are generally driven by you, as a first-time player, that may be the one thing holding you back: Where do I begin?. The question can be a huge mountain to climb. (What you’re doing near a huge mountain is anyone’s guess though.) There really is no wrong way to do this, but I will say the first action that I take is to check out how the preseason rankings are looking. Razzball, of course, produces Rankings that are one of the industries best, and, of course a free Draft Kit. But to get a true idea of how players are trending for the upcoming season, you’ll want to find a general consensus to lean on. And FantasyPros does a great job doing all the legwork for you. Their ECR™ (Expert Consensus Ranking) provides you a way to see what all the experts are thinking. Or only what some of them are thinking, depending on how you want to set up your viewing options. Getting a general idea of who will make up the first-half of your draft is the first step of our mountain climb. Which at this point, could use more Sherpa.
  • Next up, you probably want to start bringing social media into this shindig. While I (@jaywrong) won’t tweet out breaking NFL news, mostly because I find bad jokes and pictures of food I cooked more valuable to my followers (they call me: philanthropist), there are accounts that will keep you caught up with the latest news that could be the difference every Sunday. Rotoworld Football is a good example. And if you’d rather not become a Twitterer? Tweeter? Tweeties? Whatever you call it… if you don’t want to be one those, just find your own news sources that can help you keep tabs from this point on, and add it to your internet bookmarks.
  • Know your league format (number of teams, type of draft, scoring, etc.). This may seem like a job for Captain Obvious, but it has to be stated. The most common size for leagues can range anywhere from 8 to 16 teams. With an 8-team league considered “shallow” and a 16-team league considered “deep”, 12 is usually the general landing spot for the majority of leagues, and is what Razzball will mostly tailor to (the same size as our Razzball Commenter Leagues, which you can join tomorrow!). One term you’ll likely run into is “PPR”. PPR stands for Points Per Reception (not be confused with Pee-Pee ride, which sounds like a really not fun ride, unless you’re Donald Trump), and was probably created by a person who hated seeing the first five rounds of a draft be nothing but running backs. So probably a receiver. As is stated in the definition, in leagues that feature a PPR mechanism (either 0.5 or 1 full point), you’ll see more value be attributed to receivers, tight ends, and pass-catching running backs. And just like in Fantasy Baseball, there are keeper and dynasty formats, which implement a way for teams to keep a specific amount of your roster going into the next season. There are also IDP (Individual Defensive Player) leagues. The majority of leagues use the team’s defense as a whole, unlike the offensive side where you have individual players. IDP simply balances both sides of the ball out and allows you to draft individual defensive players. As for drafts, most leagues use a Standard or “Snake” format, where shortly before the draft, a randomized order will be determined as the teams will draft 1-10 for the first round, then 10-1 for the next round, rinse and repeat. Less common are Auction Drafts, where any player can be drafted by any owner based on a budget (usually anywhere from $200-$260), until all of the roster spots are filled. Essentially, just know what you’re getting yourself into.
  • This will sound self-serving, because it is, but here at Razzball, we’ll offer many ways to get you prepared for the draft and the season as well. We’ll have our very own Draft Kit (content will be added continuously), preseason and in-season rankings, analysis on sleepers, value players, etc. But one thing we don’t have is a mock draft system. If I were you, which seems impossible because of my amazing hair, but let’s just pretend for this example, I would try to do a few mocks before draft day. If your league is with ESPN, mock over there. If it’s with Yahoo, be sure to mock there. Why? Most players will draft based on the rankings provided by those sites. A mock draft at ESPN will go completely different than a Yahoo’s mock. On top of that, you’ll get comfortable with the draft room, it’s functions, and start seeing trends. Sure, there will be other drafters who might muck it up, if so, just leave and get into another one. Your goal here is just to get comfortable with the environment while keeping an eye on where players are going based on whatever rankings you have chosen to use.
  • As alluded to previously, you could probably put little effort into your pre-draft routine and still be okay. While I wouldn’t recommend it, you have to remember that it’s a game. Whatever you put into to it, that’s what you’ll get out. Which makes it sound like a “Tooth Fairy” type of scenario. That being said, you don’t really want to be the one person who shows up to the draft and either holds up every draft pick, or selects an injured player, or drafts a defense in the second round. Try to come in as prepared as you can and don’t stress out. All the research you’ve done, all time you’ve spent has all culminated into this event. Have fun with it. Always keep in mind that you’re roster building. Watch how the board is developing; is everyone drafting wide receivers this round? Maybe you should too? Or maybe you should grab another position while everyone’s focusing elsewhere. Stick to your plan. What’s that? You don’t have a plan? That’s okay, stick with us, as we’ll be providing different draft strategies for different formats throughout the preseason!

Remember, if you feel lost, confused, or sad, alcohol usually helps. But so do we! Razzball is one of the few sites out there that takes interaction with our readership very seriously. And we’re proud of that. You guys got questions, we got answers. We won’t always be right, we won’t always be wrong, but we’ll always try to help. So if you’re a beginner, we’re here for you!



  1. Christian herman says:

    Do you still have Parker over Thielen with tannehill out?

    • Jay

      Jay says:

      @Christian herman: Good question, it’s close, but we’ll see in a few days. I’ll be updating soon.

  2. David says:

    I’m not a first time player but seeking advise towards my keeper decisions. I’m in a faab league. 2QB’s, 2RB’s, 3WR’s, 1TE, 2Flex, 1DST, no kickers. The scoring is conducive to favor QB’s because they get 6 pts for TD’s. Its a PPR league so WR’s or favored in the scoring as well. Outside of the top 5 RB’s, they all are a dime a dozen, not to mention lineups can be filled up w/ up to 5 WR’s w/ the flex position. My roster going in w/ their price tags in parenthesis:

    QB1: Roethlisberger (15)
    QB2: Cam (12)
    RB1: Zeke (41)
    RB2: Powell (1)
    WR1: Julio Jones (53)
    WR2: Cooper (55)
    WR3: Dem. Thomas (34)
    TE1: Rudolph (10)
    Flex1: Benjamin (2)
    Flex2: Rishard Matthews (15)
    DST: Cardinals (2)

    Bench: Shepard (21), Rob Kelley (10), Morris (2), Thompson (20), Ginn (25), Cook (10), Perkins (1), McFadden (1), Wentz (5)

    I can keep up to 5 players, and every team has a $250 cap for the season. Let me know what you think.

    • Jay

      Jay says:

      @David: I think whatever you do, Big Ben and Cam are definite keepers in this format. I think you Powell and Benjamin are huge value gambles, but worth it. And I’d probably just keep Zeke there.

  3. ChrisL says:

    If you could pick your draft spot out of 12 for a PPR redraft league, what would you pick this year?

    • Jay

      Jay says:

      I’d be happy with a top-3 pick or a bottom 5 pick. I think the lowest value is probably mid first round when guys like Brown, Bell, Elliot, and Johnson are off the board. Then you have to deal with the Gordons, McCoys, Jones, etc.. Great players, but things to be weary about.

  4. Aubrey Plaza's Pillow says:

    the 2 QB league 12 team dynasty with half PPR, after 2 rounds i have this:
    QB – rodgers/rodfather/mahomes/brock lobster (MIGHT start, MAYBE i can trade him? probably not)
    RB (2) forte/ingram/woodhead/mathews (figuring when healthy he’s got a better situation than either of ivory/mckinnon (both 3rd stringers))kamara
    WR (3) jordy/edelman/k.allen/d-jax/decker/britt/treadwell/r.anderson (EVERYBODY is talking about how enunwa will do well, THIS guy might do better maybe)
    TE ertz
    2 flexes

    that other guy it’s possible i trade britt to for either of gillislee or riddick is hoping he can trade garcon + one of them for a top 15 WR, i doubt that works, but it’ll take some time to find out, which we certainly have.
    meanwhile who you liking best out of this group for my roster with my last pick (later i can drop somebody for a kicker):
    charles/prosise/williams (SF, hyde’s bad rumors are this guy’s good ones, or hightower)/mack
    woods/zay jones
    from dynasty rankings this appears an easy prosise, unless i need shorter term value (charles MIGHT have that, williams too)

    • Jay

      Jay says:

      @Aubrey Plaza’s Pillow: I do love Prosise a bit, like all three to some extent… I’d probably aim for Prosise, with Charles as a backup.

  5. RICE says:

    Hey Jay! Always appreciate your hard work helping me win leagues and collect cash!

    So excited for football season, even as a Bears fan!

    Will you be doing tier rankings this season?

  6. Jay

    Jay says:

    Yeah, we’ll be going into tiers next week!

    • RICE says:

      @Jay: AWESOME!!!!

  7. Dom says:

    With this roster below, was a Randall Cobb trade for Marcus Mariota, a good trade? I could have gotten Cam Newton. Who is a better pick for this year?

    16 man league standard scoring

    QB Joe Flacco
    RB Mark Ingram
    RB Frank Gore
    WR Jordy Nelson
    WR Dez Bryant
    TE Austin Hooper
    Flex Eddie Lacy


    RB Doug Martin
    RB Alfred Morris
    RB Jacquizz Rodgers
    WR Martavis Bryant
    WR Randall Cobb
    WR Brandon Marshall

    K Adam Vinateri

    Def Bengals

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