It’s one of my favorite times of the year. We find ourselves at the convergence of yoga pants season and “classy” costume party season. What a time to be alive. There’s also the struggle in finding time to check out all the new video game releases while relentlessly grinding MUT solos on Madden. Heck, this article may contain traces of pumpkin spice for all you know. But teams are loading up for fantasy playoff runs, fire sales have begun in dynasty leagues, and every matchup has the weight of heightened stakes. Now these times can be frustrating and have you fluctuating up and down faster than a Midwest thermostat (regional humor always kills, right?) but we’re not going to leave you hanging. Because we’re going streaming! As always, I look at guys owned in less than 65% of Yahoo leagues after waivers run on Thursday mornings. Grab your green hat Snoop-a-loop!

Josh McCown For the record, Andy Dalton’s stupid face should probably be headlining this article again. And yes, his ownership percentage is right on the cusp at 65%. But let’s go beyond, shall we? I don’t get the Jets this year. I mean I was dead on about McCown not finding a guy for consistent yardage (receiving leaders last week for the Jets were Matt Forte and Bilal Powell with 41 and 40 yards respectively), but he’s still putting TDs on the board. And while I may not have supreme confidence in McCown, it’s hard to think this Falcons D can do anything positive it seems. Three straight poor performances for the Falcons, you’d think they come out a little heated. But I think it’s more of the same and McCown could once again be a good play for fantasy squads this week.

Tyrod Taylor Another bad week for streaming QBs means we get to talk more Mafia. Tyrod lived up to expectations last week after you factor in his work with his legs. While the gameplan should call for a bunch of Lesean McCoy, I’m doubling down on the same prediction I had for Tyrod last week. The Raiders are keeping RBs out of the end zone well (4 rushing TDs against on the year), so they play calling in between the 20s may need to be spiced up a little. Hopefully we look to see continued contributions from guys like Deonte Thompson and Nick O’Leary. I would love to see Jordan Matthews do something in this game, but you know what they say about sh*tting in one hand and wishing in the other. Say it with me now – “TyGod”.

Tyler Kroft OK, well if Andy Dalton can’t get some real estate in this space, we should at least highlight a great Colts matchup for the Bengals. Kroft is one of 3 Bengals that have double digit targets over the last 3 games and while he falls just barely behind Brandon LaFell in that category, Kroft is the better option to score a touchdown with 3 on the year. You’ve seen the name here before, you know the game.

Jared Cook After the show we were treated to last Thursday night, there’s positive Raiders buzz in the air again. No reason for Marshawn Lynch to even stand up off the bench after the anthem as he is serving his suspension. I don’t really see a reason to even try in this backfield. While I don’t expect 100 yards again from Cook probably at all this season, he has been a steady part of this offense. Cook only has one game this year with under 5 targets and we can’t expect Amari Cooper to be scoring long TDs every week. Give me Cook or give me… well, give me Kroft because there’s not a ton to love on the TE front unless you’re looking to take a Nick O’Leary gamble.

Browns D/ST – This Browns/Vikings matchup isn’t going to be the most exciting thing you’ve ever seen. The Vikings D is going to terrorize the Browns offensive line all game. But I don’t think on the opposite side of things that you are going to see offensive fireworks from the Vikings. Do they need to score more than 17 offensive points really? The Browns have actually been a productive D play and London does different things to different teams. The one wildcard factor for me in these game is going to be the field. The turf at Twickenham was a mess last week with players sliding all over the field. Field conditions can either play to hinder offenses or make it harder for D players to make plays, thus providing large gains. It will be interesting to see which plays out, but if you are looking to replace the Jags or the Rams this week, it could be fun to play Cleveland.

Saints D/ST – The Saints D has been on the rise over the past couple of weeks. A defensive feast against Detroit off the bye, Brett Hundley last week, this week they get Mitchell Trubisky and DA BEARS. Jordan Howard is obviously going to be the workhorse here, but the offense around Trubisky is still very vanilla. Aftere throwing 25 passes in his debut against Minnesota, he’s combined for 23 attempts in his past two games against Baltimore and Carolina. Mitchell has been kissing more turf than titties lately, being sacked 8 times in the past 2 games and it might be a good time to ride this Saints train. They get the Buccaneers next week at home (Jameis has only thrown over 200 yards against the Saints one time in his career) and then a Buffalo matchup that could be playable as well.

In lieu of talking kickers, shameless plug to light it up in the comment section. Until next week!

  1. Maverick says:
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    So 11th hour lol! Is Ladarius Webb a decent IDP start tonight? LOTS of wire action but I don’t see him ranked anywhere near top of anyone’s Week 8 Sheets? Thanks

    • EasyE

      EasyE says:
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      @Maverick: Hey Maverick. Does that make me Goose? I was actually more of a Sundown guy myself…. but I digress…

      I think Ladarius Webb is garbage personally, so that means he should be picked on by the Dolphins if they were smart. But I think alot of the guys that showed up on their injury report look good to play. Weddle and Jefferson were full goes at practice on Wednesday after LPs on Monday and Tuesday. Jimmy Smith probably going to play even though he’s listed at questionable. Anthony Levine also probably going to give it a go. I mean Webb picked off Dalton in Week 1 (who threw 4 picks) and then Kizer in Week 2. Mediocre tackle totals. Just kind of a blah play to me.

      • Maverick says:
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        @EasyE: Nice feedback Goose!! LOL!! 11th hour panic averted!!!
        So you know you chit!!
        So let me exploit that lol!! I; in an 18 Team League just for reference…
        Would you go with Jaquiski Tartt? And Pick between Breeland or PJ Williams or Marshon Lattimore at CB? I have a bet to wear a Bruins hat for a month if I lose so I’m especially focused! lol!!!
        Man this help is really appreciated!!!

        • EasyE

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          @Maverick: Tartt would have been my play. Sorry for the late response.

          As far as your last trio, I think I’m going Lattimore.

  2. D Fresh says:
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    Bills Mafia here so it makes this call a little tougher:

    Give: Winston & Howard
    Get: Brady & Blount

    Already have Kamara, Mixon, C. Thompson, and A. Jones @ RB and can only start max 2/wk
    6pt/passing TD, 10pt/rush & rec TD, PPR

    Also have Carr and Goff to fill in for Brady’s wk9 bye if I pull the trigger

    Get Brady?

    • EasyE

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      @D Fresh: What’s up D Fresh? Appreciate the comment and commitment to those that choose to throw dildos on the field during games. But I digress…

      I’m personally holding steady here (I usually do unless the deal blows me away). Howard is THE offense for the Bears. Go ahead and stack 10 in the box, he’s still gonna get his 20 carries. There is no Fox timeshare here. Philly has a few other options that can eat into Blount’s workload. Plus I don’t think he’s that good.

      So Brady over Winston? Yeah I’d obviously rank Brady higher, but I think Jameis will have his good weeks. Let’s put it this way – Jameis and Brady have the same number of 300+ yard passing games and 3+ TD games (4 300 yard games and 2 games of 3 or more scores for both), and Winston has played essentially 2 less games than Tom (the bye and the Arizona game where he threw 10 passes because he got injured). And another HAWT take – I like the receiving options as a whole on Tampa more than I do in New England.

      Plus if you listen to Paul Charchian, Brady is going to get hurt against the Chargers this week. <— Not that I believe that, but I'd still hold.

  3. goodfold2 says:
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    your title makes me think you might be familiar with this movie (it’s got dennis from sunny, stevie from eastbound, john ralphio from parks and rec in similarish characters (less so dennis i guess))

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2234025/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

    • EasyE

      EasyE says:
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      @goodfold2: I am actually not familiar with that movie, but am always looking for good recommendations. Except on the weekend Stranger Things 2 comes out, let a man binge in peace!

      • goodfold2 says:
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        @EasyE: in that movie the original title of the main place they all hang out (coffee town, also the name of the movie) was brown town.

  4. MB

    Mb says:
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    Anal? In this economy?

    • EasyE

      EasyE says:
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      @Mb: Make love, not babies.

    • Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabadoo says:
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      @Mb: one would think the economy is even more reason to engage in that. certainly from a woman’s perspective.

        • Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabadoo says:
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          @EasyE: could be. wish i stuck with that. for many years (re: centuries) in europe in certain heavily catholic circles anal has been quite popular among females, hymens remain intact and all that.

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