Regular Razzball readers are quite familiar with my affection for NFC East derp, a very special and pronounced derp, to say the least, but sometimes all of us forget the unique derp that is produced by the non-Patriots AFC East. It’s as if the entire east coast can’t play a football game without producing a football-like product drenched with the aforementioned derp. And of course, last night, you have the Bills and Jets, two franchises, who in recent memory, you could only tell apart by the Bills sucking and the Jets blowing. True, it was rainy, it was windy in a short week, with two defense-oriented teams with mediocre offenses, but what we saw last night was the best this division has to offer. In this case though, we’ll call it the “lest”. Add in the bizarre (yet festive!) choice of jersey’s for both teams (shown above)… Not only was I in the mood for lime and salsa, but my left retina possibly detached. But hey, someday we’ll all get to tell our great-grandchildren that we were there for The Great Jersey Apocalypse of 2015. Unless you’re red-green colorblind. Then you’re the luckiest one out of all, because you saw nothing.
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After reviewing the performances of both Tyrod Taylor (17/27, 158 YDS, 1 TD and 6 CAR, 12 YDS) and Ryan Fitzpatrick (15/35, 193 YDS, 2 TD, 2 INT and 3 CAR, 30 YDS), both teams have officially forfeited last night’s game and the Patriots will be credited a win. Touchdown Seahawks.
Sammy Watkins – 3 REC, 14 YDS. I wasn’t sure which team wanted to lose the most last night, but I truly appreciate Sammy Watkin’s effort to let me know where he stood on the matter.
Robert Woods – 3 REC, 19 YDS. Never change Robert, never change.