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First and foremost I’d like to say Happy Thanksgiving to all of my readers. I hope the folks that don’t read my articles, even when I spam their facebook and emails with them, had something horrific happen to them. Like say, maybe trying to deep fry a turkey for the first time, and burning down their home or getting beaten by their wife, or you know, something of that nature.

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Last Week:

Reign Maker$ WIN 156.74
He Hate Me WIN 140.04
The Iron Throne Loss 134.74
The Bridgeburners WIN 133.34
Team Krump Loss 124.12
Smokin’ a Bowe Loss 116.22
The Writer VinWins WIN 108.84
Sky WIN 96.04
Podcast Kings WIN 95.96
JB Gilpin Loss 92.76
Suck My Left TD Loss 87.62
Multiple Scorgasms Loss 82.00

1 week to go, and only Zorboss has clinched a playoff spot.

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Just like the majestic Canadian Geese, Nick has migrated from up north to Florida for the Winter.  Well not really, just for the week for a vacation.

Despite a fantasy diaspora, JB and Nick still get together to preview week 13 with JB’s Up and Down calls, including foreseeing another big game for the hot rookie Colin Kaepernick, a sleeper special alert with a Tennessee Titans receiver after a change for Tennessee’s offensive coordinator position, and yet another jab at Nick’s love for David Wilson, who may get actual work with Andre Brown out for the rest of the fantasy season.

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I don’t blame Fireman Ed for walking away disgustipated with his Jets.  It’s hard to stay upbeat and ready to support your team after such a performance.  By now, we’ve all learned that Mark Sanchez is a big Sir Mix-A-Lot fan with his unholy gravitational pull towards Moore’s backside

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For many leagues, this is the final week before the playoffs.  With bye weeks behind us and the end of the season in sight, matchups have never been more important.

Sure, The Titans may not have been able to fully take advantage of The Jaguars awful pass defense, but The Bills should have a much easier time making plays which puts Steve Johnson on my own personal must start list. 

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