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Well, we had some derp, we had a whole bunch of boring, and so… we had your prototypical Monday Night Football game. But clearly, let’s be sure to give them their due, the Vikings are for real. Sorta. Maybe. I mean kinda. That’s my definitive opinion. In what was a not particularly close game (but not really a blow out), the Giants once again proved that they have one of the best wide receiver trio’s in the NFL and have no idea how to use them correctly. Ben Mcadoo-doo and Eli Manning keep trying to make Will Tye a thing, and I have no clue as to why. He’s like the Hollywood version of Jai Courtney. And while the Giants shortcomings on offense have been a big frustrating so far, the same can’t be said for the Vikings. I mean, I haven’t heard this much praise for Norv Turner since he defended Earth from that meteor shower. And who would have thought Sam Bradford was the next coming of “Sam Bradford fulfilling his potential”? I mean, the Vikings are 4-0… incredible. And yeah, half their wins were against the Titans and the Giants, the version of which we saw last night that was quite meh. But the other two are against the Panthers and Packers. You put all this together, and you actually have a team that is on it’s way to the playoffs. And a lot of sad Bears fans…

Odell Beckham Jr.3 REC, 23 YDS, 7.7 AVG. If Hillary Clinton could get under Donald Trump’s skin as easily as cornerbacks get under Odell Beckham Jr’s skin, she would already be president. And going with the politics theme, here’s another Gruden… THESE GIANTS, I CALL THEM THE G.O.P., BECAUSE THEIR TOP PLAYER IS A HOTHEAD WITH TERRIBLE HAIR WHO IS ALWAYS MIXING IT UP OUT OF BOUNDS.

Sam Bradford26/36, 262 YDS, 7.3 AVG, 1 TD, 101.9 RTG and 4 CAR, 6 YDS. Sam Bradford is good at taking what the defense gives him, but terrible at giving it back. Wait, I messed that all up. Whatever, the joke is that Sam Bradford is 1/16 Cherokee. But let’s have some real talk everyone… Sooooo, before or after the bye when Bradford finally receives his end-of-the-season injury?

Orleans Darkwa12 CAR, 48 YDS, 4.0 AVG, 1 TD. Darkwa Duck? Let’s. Get. Dangerous! And please, let’s get Rashad Jennings back!

Charles Johnson2 REC, 70 YDS, 35.0 AVG. That Charles Johnson was a pretty good catcher. Get it? Get it? You need to click on it to get it. Clever, right? I thought so.

Eli Manning25/45, 261 YDS, 5.8 AVG, 1 INT, 63.3 RTG. That type of throw will not get you a juice box, Eli. I hope someone tells him that people can’t bring a ladder out there to help catch the ball. If only the Giants had some talented downfield receivers that you could somehow use optimally…