In what was a mix of Packers being bad and the Lions being good, one wondered what kind of dark wizardry was at work. True, the Packers had, for the most part, been struggling a bit lately after starting the season 6-0, losing three of their last four heading into last night’s game. Also true is the fact that the Lions, not too long ago, were in a heated competition with San Diego for the first overall pick in next year’s draft, but have surged a bit from worst in the league to a pretty solid below-average team. So while the Lions taking a 17-0 lead at halftime was a bit surprising, one could only help but wonder, how were the Lions going to Browns this up? Well, one thing’s certain… they sure nailed it. In what was a last-ditch hail mary (shown above), Aaron Rodgers was inexorably able to hit Richard Rodgers in the end zone to win the game. I’m calling it: that is the most Lions thing ever. EVER. If something can top that, I’m not sure the world would be ready for it…
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Ameer Abdullah – 13 CAR, 67 YDS. I’m guessing “Hey, Baby, I’ll hold you to under 70 yards rushing” is not a good pickup line. But at the same time, think what you could do with 70 yards!
Randall Cobb – 4 REC, 29 YDS. Dix blocking your Cobb? Call 1-800-HAHA!
Calvin Johnson – 3 REC, 44 YDS, 1 TD. Jim Bob Cooter Lions: Nothing’s really changed. Except we try to ignore Calvin Johnson even more.
Eddie Lacy – 5 CAR, 4 YDS and 1 REC, -3 YDS. Is Lacy just the fatter version of Trent Richardson? True, Lacy has been relevant for a lot longer. But finding a good balance between functionally fat and orca fat seems to be an issue for him. But, I will give him credit, Lacy’s ball security issues have been a thing of the past ever since the coaches convinced him the football was full of gravy…
Richard Rodgers – 8 REC, 146 YDS, 1 TD. That’s right Jordy Nelson, this is all your stupid knee’s fault.
Matthew Stafford – 23/25, 220 YDS, 2 TD. Everybody knows the best way to up your tuna salad game is to add Dom Capers!
Final Thought
LOL, seriously, how the f*ck do you let that happen…
