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So, what a wonderful evening of football we were treated to. Not only did we get our (delayed) fill of the “ridiculously unnecessary game of the week” (AKA Thursday Night Football, aka Monday Night Football, aka any game with Tampa Bay, aka any Jets game), we also got an interesting match-up between a hard-to-peg Ravens team going against the division (tied for first) leading Saints. Tied for first with now an 4-7 record. God bless you NFC South. Obviously, the Jets went and Jeetzzed all over themselves, despite coming off a bye and going against a team that a couldn’t even practice (which is pretty much the Jetsiest thing possible) the previous week due to inclement weather. But the Ravens and Saints game was interesting in the fact that I’m not sure if the Ravens are actually good… or are they are just doing well at the right times? No clue. And it’s really hard to figure out, especially when last night’s game pitted them against  a Saints teams that has about as much of a defense as a certain St. Louis county Grand Jury… anyways, I’ll tell you one thing, I didn’t go, nor did I participate as much as I should, but I’ll certainly be demanding a refund on those free Jets-Bills tickets…

 

Jets – 3, Bills – 38

Kyle Orton – 24/32, 230 YDS, 2 TD and 1 CAR 10 YDS. I wonder how many bottles of Jack the blizzard prevented Orton from buying. Since this seems to be a pretty sober amount of production, I’m going to go with forty-eight.

Robert Woods – 9 REC, 118 YDS, 1 TD. There’s a boner joke around here somewhere…

Geno Smith – 10/12, 89 YDS and 2 CAR, 4 YDS. It’s good the Jets are committed to secure a good draft pick… Seriously, how the hell did the Steelers lose to the Jets? How does anyone lose to the Jets?

Michael Vick – 7/19, 76 YDS, 1 INT and 2 CAR, 4 YDS. Mark Sanchez, Geno Smith, and “Don’t Give a Sh*t Era” Michael Vick. Baby steps New York, baby steps…

 

Ravens – 34, Saints -27

Justin Forsett – 22 CAR, 182 YDS, 2 TD and 2 REC, 8 YDS. I sincerely hope Ray Rice has been watching this season and feeling utterly replaceable.

Steve Smith – 4 REC, 89 YDS 1 TD. Was Rob Ryan telling these guys not to tackle? What was going on here?

Joe Morgan – 1 CAR, 67 YDS and 1 REC, 62 YDS. The Ravens’ secondary was experimenting to see how close they could get Joe Morgan to the end zone without letting him score. Not like anyone cares. When I saw Joe Morgan, I thought he was a little old to change jobs from an ESPN Baseball commentator to football player.

Marvin Ingram – 11 CAR, 27 YDS and 2 REC, 15 YDS. Ah yes, I remember this Ingram. How very Trent Richardson of you…